Funny Things That Ricers Say

Post by **Megaseth** » Fri Jan 03, 2003 7:29 am

Exar-Kun wrote:hey seth, you're a KMFDM fan, huh?-chetRIP THE SYSTEM!

STRONGER THAN NEVER EVER BEFORE! I got to see them when they came into town last summer, KICK AZZ concert. got to chill with Sasha outside the concert place. people were just walkig by with KMFDM shirts on and going "YEAH, THESE GUYS ROCK" and they pass him up thinking hes just some guy going to the concert. i might even be on the new DVD coming out. film of me showing Sasha my stitches in my mouth.

Post by **Exar-Kun** » Fri Jan 03, 2003 7:29 am

smooth. KMFDM>ricers

(see, now its not a thread highjack!)

yeah, I got every CD from them, 16 if I remember right...anywho..back to the topic.-chet

Post by **Megaseth** » Fri Jan 03, 2003 7:29 am

hehe, i think 16 is right. i have the Orange Naive CD. pretty cool and the best part is i paid $10 at a used CD store for it. and yes, KMFDM would beat any RICER any day! they dont say dumb german ricer stuff either!

Post by **krazy skwerel** » Fri Jan 03, 2003 7:29 am

KMFDM does rock but back on subject. Me- Man why dont you bring your car out to the auto cross?Ricer- Dude I'm waiting till I get my wing and my car dropped. After all that they'll have to put me in Super Stock.Me- You know that super stock is for stock cars not modified right?Ricer-

umb look:

This guy drives a civic ex. He is quite possibly the most pure form of a ricer ever to be known. I can't even begin to describe his ricerness. :batman

Post by **jdmfreak** » Fri Jan 03, 2003 7:29 am

There's this lime green 4 door 97 integra with black rims and slammed to the ground that used to be around here. The owner is pretty cool and seems to know the basics,but the problem was that he bragged about how fast it was. So he and this other kid from my school,who has a 2 door 91 accord with a POS exhaust and wing decided to take it to thee track. Some one video taped them and the Integra ran a 16.5 and the Acord ran a 17.7. That **** was hilarious. It was a good thing his family was moving soon cuz cuz that is embarassing as hell.

Post by **MrFox** » Fri Jan 03, 2003 7:29 am

This appeared in our school newspaper several months ago...... I wanted to set the paper on fire after I read it.

http://www.mustangdaily.calpol...ry=a1

I know the BMW owner.... He is very proud of his wavy paintjob and fartcan on his stock auto 318. The type of the "attention" his car recieves while driving around campus doesn't exactly echo his own sentiments towards it... I just don't have the heart to tell him.

Post by **Megaseth** » Fri Jan 03, 2003 7:29 am

haha, that reminds me of this article they ran in my old High Schools news paper a year ago. When the Gay and the Curious came out, they did this interview with all these ricers in the school asking about thier cars. they interviewed some of the DUMBEST people i have ever seen. one girl was saying "i want to get a bright pink Del Sol and some NOS and go race all these guys and show them a girl can do it" another guy was saying how he just got a new intake and exhuast for his MK3 n/a supra. then they went on to list "common" modifications: NOS, I/H/E, body kits, wings, rims, and the best of them all.....twin turbo set ups. when i read the thing about twin turbos, i just started laughing and soem of my friends took time away from gasping in awe at this "cool" atricle and asked whats up "who the hell has the $10k to TT a car, let alone a car that can be TT here at this school? even a single turbo is too much effort for some of these losers." Them: "what would you know, you drive and old truck, these cars are pretty fast" these were the same guys telling me the WRX was TT and buses didnt have turbos for the turbo diesels. anohter girl at my school tried to tell me she saw tons of TT hondas at the races. "you cant TT a 4cyl that well" "yeah you can, i see them all the time" i just rolled my eyes and walked off.

and while taking my mom to pick up her pathfinder, which i might add is a beast if anyone drives one, we saw a BRIGHT pink civic in traffic. it also had the same white graffics as the one on HP TV and a huge wing and what looked like cheap 15" rims. my mom and i just lost it laughing at the thing.

Post by **Silent Drifter** » Fri Jan 03, 2003 7:29 am

make a short story shorterricer "I missed a Gear"me "But your an automatic"I think ive said enough.

Post by **jdmfreak** » Fri Jan 03, 2003 7:29 am

Wow I never thought this thread would come up again. Oh well maybe some more stories would be posted.

Post by **Cyberkreig** » Fri Jan 03, 2003 7:29 am

Just today i at work.. I pointed out my intercooler to a co worker.. a DSM owner that runs 18lbs & 555cc injectors on no tuning..

me: Did you see the new intercoolerhim: No.me: Good.

*walksout to car and looks*

him: why did you get it painted black?me: ..so no one will see it.him: where is the fun in that?

I think he missed the point.

Post by **mightymouse0x** » Fri Jan 03, 2003 7:29 am

ok who as actually gone inside of an autozone lately? its ricer heaven! its horribly sickening all the rice crap they got. 1 thing that just stands out in my mind are the 3 in tall cobra windshield wiper sprayers with green eyes, ofcourse its "chrome". its just as bad as craig "h0m0" lieberman putting APC stickers on the skyline gtr.

heres something funny, im a supervisor at a carwash and lube round here, and this old cavalier comes in with walmart brand shiny hubcaps, i look inside and to my suprise i see a big 5" monster tach, and look at the shifter, but its an automatic. $#!$%$!!! what the ***** is wrong with ppl?! i guess he needed it from when hes shifting from low to drive, haha or probably worse, neutral dropping

Post by **jdmfreak** » Fri Jan 03, 2003 7:29 am

LOL! Im glad I havent seen anything like that cuz I would ****in flip.

Post by **theronin** » Fri Jan 03, 2003 7:29 am

jdmfreak this is for you man

Might Help

enjoy

Post by **jdmfreak** » Fri Jan 03, 2003 7:29 am

Thank you ronin. That helped a lot. From now on I will use proper english so I can gain social success and the vocabulary power of the top 5%. I will master the art of speaking correctly and it's all thanks to you. Now the number of career choices I have presently, will rise to a new level. I greatly appreciate your assistance. Without your help I would have never seen the light.

Post by **mightymouse0x** » Fri Jan 03, 2003 7:29 am

hahah thats some funny sh*t

Post by **[Zero-S]** » Fri Jan 03, 2003 7:29 am

omg the thread that doesn't die. And ronin...thats some funny sh.ite

Post by **Get240DiZzY** » Fri Jan 03, 2003 7:29 am

matt4pl wrote:my neightbor has a 4 cyl accord, with no hub caps, the loudest exhaust ive ever heard, also worst sounding ever, some decals, shoulder belt pads, and maybe a few more stickers....... yuck

Ditto, except my neighbor has 2 rims. He was leaving for somwhere last night while I was washing my car. We live right off of a fairly busy street that goes straight for about 10 minutes either way, which is dotted with traffic lights. He must've hit every single one, because after 5 minutes (probly about 3 or 4 miles down the road) I could still hear him faintly, high revving in first gear. Today I'll check to see if he even has a muffler on his car... it wouldn't suprise me if he didn't.

Post by **matt4pl** » Fri Jan 03, 2003 7:29 am

my next door neighbor has a 200sx (the 1.6L one though, so why is it a 200sx?) it looks nice, but doenst sound all that great, however, i want his rims. point is, on his trunk is a very offensive sticker: nissan GT-R power. you guys seem to hate those (i got no issues with it or my neighbor, plus he loves my 240)

Post by **K240** » Fri Jan 03, 2003 7:29 am

My Neighbors boyfriend has a 97 eclipse gs-t except no turbo. and me and my bro were cruizing and we were ahead of him. he was tail gating and he obviously wanted to race so we pulled next to each other at the light and we whooped him. later i saw him and he said he "let us win cause he wanted to hear how our car sounded" and i just called him an idiot and left. jack*** he cant even accept that he lost. Dumb people.

Post by **PROJECTRB240SX** » Fri Jan 03, 2003 7:29 am

WOULDN'T THAT BE A GS?

Post by **mightymouse0x** » Fri Jan 03, 2003 7:29 am

lol yes, or an RS there cant be a GST (T=turbo) if theres no turbo. unless somehow he got the turbo takin out of the 4g63 motor and custom built exhaust and all this mess. whatever

Post by **PROJECTRB240SX** » Fri Jan 03, 2003 7:29 am

YEAH BUT AN RS IS THE CHRYSLER MOTOR WHICH = CRAP!

Post by **jdmfreak** » Fri Jan 03, 2003 7:29 am

Yea it has to be a GS/RS. That guy is mad gay

Website · Post by **s13sr20chris** » Fri Jan 03, 2003 7:29 am

the other day i was working on cars at work(nissan dealership) and a young construction worker(re:gopher for an old construction worker) came up to me and started talking about his car. it turns out to be an eagle talon with the infamous dodge neon motor in it. he was asking me all about performance mods for his car, "now that i have taken it to the next level with those 18's." they are some butt ugly 35lb rims with like a 205mm tire. i told him his motor sucked and he says hes been looking into a "gsr j-spec swap". why is j-spec like every ricers favorite word?

Post by **jdmfreak** » Fri Jan 03, 2003 7:29 am

I guess it makes them think they sound cool when they talk like that.

Post by **theronin** » Fri Jan 03, 2003 7:29 am

j-spec, jdm its all the same lame bandwagon crap

Post by **mynameisjonas** » Fri Jan 03, 2003 7:29 am

my girlfriend's brother told me his brother's 2003 VW Jetta 1.8t runs 13.3 sec 1/4 mile stock!!! i had to hold back, he's young. :slap

Post by **jdmfreak** » Fri Jan 03, 2003 7:29 am

How fast is the 1.8t's 1/4 mi. time really? I wanna know b/c one of my friends has one and he thinks its the fastest **** around.

Post by **Silent Drifter** » Fri Jan 03, 2003 7:29 am

I dunno bout the jetta but I beat a new 1.8T Golf that wasnt running stock boost either in my stock 240.

Post by **jdmfreak** » Fri Jan 03, 2003 7:29 am

Yea its a 1.8t golf. I think Im gonna chalenge in my auto 95 maxima. I think I would win. Did you race him on the 1./4 mi. or on the street?

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