Funny Things That Ricers Say
I totaly agree with u dsm91. I rid myself of that ridiculus mentality b/c I realized that those ways were just plain stupid. When I look back at the way I used to be, I can do nothing but laugh at my self. Now I have the knowlege of the potential of cars and only brag about being able to beat someone in my 95 Maxima when I know I can(I try not to brag to much cuz I really dont have anything special) and when they talk **** about my car. For example "I'll beat your car w/my 91 integ b/c my car is stick and yours is auto." I soon raced and beat him. Then I had to teach him the diff btwn right and wrong. I'm no car expert but if I see something wrong there is a 50% chance I will laugh at that person(depending on what you said/did) and a 50% chance that I will try my hardest to correct that person if i know for a fact that i'm correct or close to it. Whether u take my advice or not is up to that person. As long as I know I tried.
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This guy has had a supra for ever. It's pretty bad, blitz wheels and body package yadda yadda. Anyways he's been braggin that it's got 800 ponies to the flywheel and 720 or so to the ground. Needless to say i was like....ehh..yeah! I'll bet ya do. So he offered to take me for a ride. We're doin about 90 down the Greorge Bush Tollway and im like, well , you gonna take me for a ride or just drive me around town, he down shifts at 85 and smokes the G0D d*a*m*n tires. Shortly after i found it very hard to reach forward. About 3 seconds later i saw the speedometer fall from 170! I almost pissed myself! We circled back around to see what kinda mess he left on the road. It was a good 80 feet of black tread laid at 85! It's uh.......fast...yup!
wingzero "After I helped my brother install his headers on his prelude, we went out to test drive it to see how it felt. On of my brother's little ricer friends who has a civic with stock wheels (no hubcaps though, those weighed the car down too much, I swear to GOD that's what he said) and some ****ty exhaust I sold him, rolled up next to us at a red light, he started talking to my brother who told him that we just installed the headers in the car, to which he replied "kewl, now you can get a turbo to fit!". His heart was in the right place, but his head was insanely up his azz, he was like arguing with me when I tried to explain to him that you can't use both in the same setup. I don't know why, but he tried to race us after that, like if he won it would prove his point, we beat him like he was a red-headed stepchild."
hey i am a red headed step child... (got to post late)
hey i am a red headed step child... (got to post late)
NismoFLiP wrote:damn i actually read all seven pages!! i think that a lot of the ricers came after "the fast and the furious." I hated that it ruined the import scene. so many ricers came in after that movie who didnt even like imports. you gotta blame the movie industry for such bad facts and giving the future ricers a hopeless dream of increasing up to 40 hp with the usual boltons exhaust, intake, and headers.
yea, But not a lot of domestic's around chicago / milwuakee area are riced out now. Theres a kid down the block from me who ownz a new mustang "v6" who put Cobra kit on it cobra decals cobra wheels, and thinks if he puts the supercharger off the SVT it'll be a "SVT Cobra".. :\ some people i swear.
Its different here in up state new york many think that domestics are king. The only fast ones I see are the restored old camaros,a hemi or 2, 2 fire birds, a cobra r, an svt, and my friends 91 stang(his dad lent him 10gs to get a new engine and sum other **** done. Its bout 600hp but its in da shop cuz he destroyed his back end). Then theres the ricers who are supposedly faster than anything. There is also a butt load of V6 stangs. its just sickening.
pains you?... you didnt have to see it up close sitting outside of best buy... it tromitized me and has haunted me for months knowing this thing is lurking the local streets... i should have took it as my duty to ridined the rice from the kids car.
oh and about 240's not have altezza's i havent seen em but i know clearcorners.com will brightin the red and make the ornge/yellow white in your tailights.
oh and about 240's not have altezza's i havent seen em but i know clearcorners.com will brightin the red and make the ornge/yellow white in your tailights.
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if any of you have seen mischief 3k, you'll know about the rotary powered stang with pistons and cams and all, cause tis that special gt-r model, right? god was that sad. sad thing is, there's a red "gt-r" stang not too far from my house, and im pretty sure its the one, only slightly redeeming thing is that its got a decent body kit
i saw a horribly riced out 240, it was an old black 89-90 with a big spolier, which was actually as tall as the roof line, and it had those frog wheels, the kind that are really small and stick out (not to be racist, but they're most common on hispanic cars) it was a horrible sight
my neightbor has a 4 cyl accord, with no hub caps, the loudest exhaust ive ever heard, also worst sounding ever, some decals, shoulder belt pads, and maybe a few more stickers....... yuck
i saw a horribly riced out 240, it was an old black 89-90 with a big spolier, which was actually as tall as the roof line, and it had those frog wheels, the kind that are really small and stick out (not to be racist, but they're most common on hispanic cars) it was a horrible sight
my neightbor has a 4 cyl accord, with no hub caps, the loudest exhaust ive ever heard, also worst sounding ever, some decals, shoulder belt pads, and maybe a few more stickers....... yuck
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SpeedS13 wrote:pains you?... you didnt have to see it up close sitting outside of best buy... it tromitized me and has haunted me for months knowing this thing is lurking the local streets... i should have took it as my duty to ridined the rice from the kids car.
oh and about 240's not have altezza's i havent seen em but i know clearcorners.com will brightin the red and make the ornge/yellow white in your tailights.
But clear corners conversion (did you read that correctly...you send in your tailights and they convert them) makes the lights a)look better and b)brighter. Remember kids at night brighter=more functional.
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LOL!! What a hyporcrite(I think I spelled that correctly). Can you actually imagine what is actually going through that persons mind when he bought that. I wish I was the person behind the cash register that sold that Mugen sticker to him. I would laugh my butt off right in front of his face so all of the stores attention would be directed towards him. Maybe that would make him realize what an dumb*** he was and that he was in the wrong store.
[ZERO-S]: "But clear corners conversion (did you read that correctly...you send in your tailights and they convert them) makes the lights a)look better and b)brighter. Remember kids at night brighter=more functional."
i wasnt sayin anythings wrong with what clearcorners.com does to the 240 was wrong... just saying that they can make your tails more vibrant.
i wasnt sayin anythings wrong with what clearcorners.com does to the 240 was wrong... just saying that they can make your tails more vibrant.
I got a story for ya. Kinda long but stick with me. Anyway, there is 2 kids at my work who think their cars are the hottest s*** on earth. One has an 89 accord, completely rusty and had the **** beaten out of it, complete POS. The other kid has a 91 Integra with all kinds of racing mods (claims to have a built motor swapped out of a wrecked car, a racing transmission from AC delco, others, can't think of them) Well I was in my Jeep one night and decided to race both of them. This jeep is an 87 Cherokee w/ 4.0l inline 6. Its got 175k and goes through oil like no ones business. Anyway, I line up against the accord and completely r@pe it. He shut up from then on. I raced the Integra, now his car smokes like no other, no muffler cause it rusted off so he calls it having a straight pipe. His car is also a huge POS beat to hell and such. Well he did beat me but only by 3 c/l's which may seem like a lot, but with weight and mileage factoring in, its not too bad. He keeps telling people its a low 12sec car AS IT IS!!!!!!! Well I decided to try to race them both again a couple of days later in my 90 Probe LX (V6 with only 70k on it, has great torque, granted its still bone stock) Well the kid with the accord wanted to run. Well we really never lined up so I just got behind him in a right turn lane into a 4 lane road and followed him onto it. Well I walked on him like he was standing still, the next day he says "damn your car is fast as ****, i had it floored the whole time" I was losing it!!! I want to race the integra but he lost his license but funny everytime he talks about his car it seems to get faster and faster, now he says its in the 11s! Whew.....
Wow, 12 pages that's a lot of hilarious reading. These things make me absolutly sick:
1. Honda civics with SIR badges, rear drums, and auto trans.2. "Whoa, ur speedo goes up to 240km/h !!!"3. Power By Acura stickers4. Vin Diesel saying "not double clutching like you should" which incedently is for downshifting commercial trucks5. People that think they're elite drivers but don't know how to heel-toe6. People that spend 10 g's on modding a V6 mustang instead of spending an extra 5 g's and buying a GT
just a few...
Wicked thread guys !
1. Honda civics with SIR badges, rear drums, and auto trans.2. "Whoa, ur speedo goes up to 240km/h !!!"3. Power By Acura stickers4. Vin Diesel saying "not double clutching like you should" which incedently is for downshifting commercial trucks5. People that think they're elite drivers but don't know how to heel-toe6. People that spend 10 g's on modding a V6 mustang instead of spending an extra 5 g's and buying a GT
just a few...
Wicked thread guys !