Funny Things That Ricers Say

[Altiman94]

no you wouldn't win. They run mid 15's stock and you run mid 16's with your auto stock.

[krazy skwerel]

The other day looking at a MKII supra w/ crappy dragon seat covers. Dealer walks out. Points at the seat covers and say "Some of that Asian persuasion." Then proceeded to ask 2600 dollars for the car because it was rare. I told he that I couldn't give near that price for the car and informed him It might be worth 1k. He was not very happy. I love MKII supras but this one had crap interior, and 230k miles. Body was decent. OPh and that was his "wholesale" price. :batman

[Altiman94]

a dodge neon sport or r/t (same engine) would smoke a 240sx, given both were 5 speeds. I knew of a guy running 15.15 in his neon with only a WAI.

[K240]

actually the eclipse was a gs-t and the dealership of where the guy bought it from had de_turbocharged if you know what i mean they tore up the engine so they could have it runnin right n/a.

[jdmfreak]

Well they should have taken off the T and just left GS.

[Charlie240sxt]

Oh **** guys on the way home tonight at 11:33 I was messing with this GTR honda accord like around a 94 i think EN ways after messing with him for a long time the cop in front of us finlly turned so he started at 45 to race so i slam it in 2nd and chirp and then 3rd by this time I out in frount by some ways well light turned red so i stoped he pulls up next to me and says

Guy: What team you with Me: what....Team? Guy: racing teamME: None why do i need one My car is mostly stock Guy: but its really fast cuz i run 14.5s and you ran me pretty goodMe: thats funny I only run 15.98 at 87 Guy: you sure?!?!Me: Yea want to see a time slip?

It was a long light but it was funny as hell then asked my # so he could talk to his team and see if he could get me on the TEAM lololololol

[jdmfreak]

Did you give him your #?

[K240]

Well they should have taken off the T and just left GS.

Yeah i know cept it still had the GS-T spoiler on it. Plus they prolly thought that is more appealing to ricers

[thalegend]

Ha!

[theronin]

LOL wha chu claimin dawg? 95se240sx, you shoulda totally asked him that! then when he gave you a weird look ya shoulda thrown him the Dub and said WESSIDE TRICK, and drove off...

disclaimer: I'm kinda buzzed bear with me!

[matt4pl]

i was comin back from someplace and this old early 90, maybe late 80's accord appeared, and he flew by me after a red light, etc, so i kinda chased him, but not really, it as funny, cause when he tried to follow me i'd be so jerky and my car would be so much smoother. his exhaust was great though, i didnt even see the muffler, cause the entire area of where it should have been was covered by black soot.

funniest little car ever: theres a little ford aspire aroud here with some chromed out hubs, super shiny, cobra nozzle light thingers, an exhaust tip, tints, and some big old dude behind the wheel. the greatest mod, however, is the papa john's pizza sign on the roof, ive seen it a hundred times but it still makes me laugh.

[mightymouse0x]

someone who makes a car that ugly and makes it even worse has got to be pulling a joke. hah. i dont even want to think about what these idiot ricers are thinkin cause my brain might explode.

oh and k240, i checked into that gst thing, and unless your friend wanted to get ripped off it prob would have been cheaper to drop in the NA motor then convert a turbo motor to NA, and why would they anyway? the turbo and NA are 2 different motors incase u didnt know. if they turned the turbo motor to NA they would have to redo everything from ecu to fuel and so on to get it to run right, and seein how it came from the dealership they would have to make it run right. all im sayin is it would not be worth it to de turbo a special built turbo motor.

i appologize for bein off topic but heres something horrible i saw. i saw a mustang with hubs that were like 2 inch bigger, so it looks like he has 17s with low pros. i was about to piss my pants from laughter. and i HATE with a passion those hubs that look like they actually have bigger brake rotors, but wheres the caliper?!!?

[K1LLA916K]

u ppl think thats rice? hmm well if u want rice i have rice for you. i kno a guy aroun here who drives a green integra ls. he claims to have burnt SS, z28, vettes, 5.0s, preludes with h22s etc. he talks a lot. well he claims to have a type R head on his car and is in the works of obtaining a LS-R sticker. from what i know he has intake, exhaust and headers. any other mods i do not know of but he says he has cams and is getting a stage 5 clutch next week. he has a bomex bodykit that has been spraypainted and the texture of the color is totally different. also, he has thick, heavyazz chrome 18s on low pofile tires. ugly as hell. he has hoodlocks with actual padlocks on them. he also has everything blue in his interior including floormats, steering wheel covor, shift knob, ebrake handle, tachometer, and indiglo gauges. o yea and as for him beating any of the cars he claims...nobody has seen him do it. o yea n did i mention one of his friends has a stock 1990 toyota camry 4 banger that was only one car lane behind the integra...

[krazy skwerel]

Stage 5 is a solid hub race only clutch is it not? THere is no way to run that on the streets without rearending somebody everytime he takes off. Providing he is behind someone.

[Charlie240sxt]

Did you give him your #?

hell no Y would i him and his guy *** honda I cant wait till next summer when i go turbo damn i would have smoked him so bad

[jdmfreak]

I would have asked to see the rest of the fast cars on his team. After that I would have said that Ill think about it. Ill never talk to him again.

[K240]

oh and k240, i checked into that gst thing, and unless your friend wanted to get ripped off it prob would have been cheaper to drop in the NA motor then convert a turbo motor to NA, and why would they anyway? the turbo and NA are 2 different motors incase u didnt know. if they turned the turbo motor to NA they would have to redo everything from ecu to fuel and so on to get it to run right, and seein how it came from the dealership they would have to make it run right. all im sayin is it would not be worth it to de turbo a special built turbo motor.

Na man it was n/a and the owner before the car lot had turbo'b it. and stuck on the gs_t badge and the spoiler. and it was illegal so when the car lot had it they took off the turbo. there was never any swap done to this eclipse you see what im sayin?.

[jdmfreak]

Oh... now I get it.

[yellaspecV]

Just like the Auto Zone comment... I am a commercial manager for Discount/Advance Auto Parts and I laugh my a$$ off all the time when ricers come in looking for stuff. Out come the APC book! Im gonna start a "Ya might me a ricer if...." monolauge. This are the same numb-nuts that when you hand them a water pump they look inside the box for directions!!!

[Silent Drifter]

I always get ppl askin to join there team an my cars stock. The only team I would join would hafta be a Nissan team nothin less. Its funny cause we have a team around here an my car stock can beat every car in the team.

[bdawg46]

Hey, i was surfing the web and i came to this site somehow and there were some ppl talkin bout there 240's and there times and i thought this kinda belonged here:

Future Performance Mods: I have not done too much to it yet but I'm in the process of doing so. I just ordered some lights. I have an exhaust dual tip that bend up, a nice spoiler mid high w/brake light, black and powder blue leather interior, smoked out rear turn signal as well as the center red part. I'm hoping to start a car club. I'm down here in Miami. "ETERNAL". Hoping to get rims soon and springs, and a lot more stuff.

[s13sr20chris]

whoohoo, not a real performance mod in the bunch.

[jdmfreak]

Is he being sarcastic? This is a Funny Things That Ricers Say thread. That post has rice all over it. Please tell me you are joking.

[bdawg46]

Not joking, i would show you the website i found it on but i was just surfing i do know where i was in the first place.

[Charlie240sxt]

I love all the GTR car that come around hondas,fords,chevys, about every car now has a GTR trim it seems like anyone else see this or is it just here in Tulsa,OK

[jdmfreak]

Not joking, i would show you the website i found it on but i was just surfing i do know where i was in the first place.

Im sorry. I desperately needed sleep at that time. I misread your post and thought you were telling us what you were going to do to your car. I just woke up and Im thinking straight again.

[krazy skwerel]

LOL I misread it as well.

[jdmfreak]

Oh so I wasnt the only one.

[bdawg46]

Sorry, guess i shoulda made it more clear. But that is not me ( thank God...) Just some crazy ricer that doesnt even know he is a ricer...

[jdmfreak]

Whew! I thought you were either being sarcastic or a the ricer who didnt know he was a ricer posting in a Funny Things That Ricers Say thread. I think that came out right. Glad you cleared that up.