Funny Things That Ricers Say

[bdawg46]

lol. No problem. Glad to clear it up...

[krazy skwerel]

Although it would be funny if a ricer were to post in here and think it was a serious thread. Omething like "Dayumn dawg I know what you sayin' bout auto zone. They so expensive on their APC. Man check it thats why head down to pepboys. They set my ride up nice." Oh if only if only.

[jdmfreak]

That would be ****in hilarious! Now that you said that our chances of seeing that happen is very limited. Although...as dumb as they are they might still post something like that.

[1sicFrankenstein240]

yellaspecV - i got some buddies that work at 9462, nice to know some nissan enthusiast workin for discount, soon i might be workin at 9462, just gotta wait for a position to open up

[rco8786]

There is a kid witha 95 civic hatch and a B16A swap and it sounds like a really loud weed eater (NO exageration sp?), It's not rice but he is *a little*optimistic like: " I'm gonna get a greddy stage III turbo and have 350HP and run 11s" But the funniet s*** was the other day when he was like: "Dude, What kind of exhaust do you have, it sounds realy good"

ME "well it's a MagnaFlow but really its mostly just because my engine has almost a litre more displacement that yours"

HIM "No, its because I have an Apexi N1 and they are high pitched, I'm gonna get a GReddy and they are lower sounding."

Ok whatever...

hes not bad but you just cant even have a smart disscusion with some people, ya know?

I know exactly what you mean. At lunch the other day I was discussing why the SR has more low rpm power than a CA w/ my friend and we started talking about stroke and bore. He tried to convince me that someone increased their stroke with a new cam...

Same guy that power slides around every corner and proclaims himself the greatest drifter around.

[K240]

I was talking to one of my neibors boyfriend who owns a eclipse and he is sort of ricey. and he wa askin me what engines he could put in his eclipse. And i started messing with him saying "you could put a viper engine in there" and he said he has seen a viper engine in a eclipse. i just left. funny stuff.

[jdmfreak]

OMG! That is funny as hell. I never had that happen to me before with any engine. Funny stuff indeed.

[K1LLA916K]

well i went down to the illegal street races today. about 200 cars there. and the funny thing was that even ricers make fun of ricers. there was this guy in a white crx with supra taillights and integra headlights with a body kit and a molded uglyazz spoiler. everyone there laughed at him as he took off peeling out and his dual fart cans buzzing. o yea n then there was this idiot in a mazda 323 trying to do donuts in reverse and sparks flew from his headlights. no trace of him after i stopped laughing.

[jdmfreak]

Morons.

[SilviaLuvr]

will this ever end???

[jdmfreak]

I dont think so. Last week, a Civic tried to challenge me in my Maxima I blew him away at 120. I couldnt figure out how cuz I heard a BOV. When I pulled into the gas station he followed me. He got out of his car and said, "I woulda had you if my BOV wasnt acting up" I had to take a look for my self and when he popped the hood I couldnt find one. All I saw was were An AEM CAI, DC headers, and he he said that he had an Apexi N1 for an exhaust. I asked him where the BOV was and he pointed to a little box. Then I fugured out that the box was that thing that makes the BOV sound when you shift. I just closed the hood, and left. I forgot to get gas, so I went another station. What an ediot. I wonder how many poeple this happened to.

[krazy skwerel]

Why did you not close the hood on his hand or sopmething. teach him a lesson for being a moron.

[TurboKA37]

I dont think so. Last week, a Civic tried to challenge me in my Maxima I blew him away at 120. I couldnt figure out how cuz I heard a BOV. When I pulled into the gas station he followed me. He got out of his car and said, "I woulda had you if my BOV wasnt acting up" I had to take a look for my self and when he popped the hood I couldnt find one. All I saw was were An AEM CAI, DC headers, and he he said that he had an Apexi N1 for an exhaust. I asked him where the BOV was and he pointed to a little box. Then I fugured out that the box was that thing that makes the BOV sound when you shift. I just closed the hood, and left. I forgot to get gas, so I went another station. What an ediot. I wonder how many poeple this happened to.

ive heard of these devices. but i have never been in visual or physical contact with them. did it hurt?

[jdmfreak]

I should have done just that. I mean how the hell could you be that ****in dumb. Its rediculous. Today I was driving with my and her boyfriend to go to the county fair in her rental 4 door Sunfife. Boy that car sux soooo bad. I had to red line the ****er on a hill just to catch up to my dads Windstar. As a matter of fact even on a flat road the Windstar out accelerates the car. It also feels very unsafe at speeds over 60 especialy on the parkway. Anyway on the way home I was doing about 65-70mph when I got separated from my pops. so I pushed it to 80. Then this Astro van cut me off every time I changed lanes to get around him. After about 5 tries I finally get around him when a 92ish Del Sol pulls up next to me, puts it into neutral and revs at me. When he put back into drive a wierd sound like he broke something came out of his car he slowed down as I sped away laughing. My aunt hit me cuz I woke up little cousin. Why do they think that because they have a civic they are sooooooooo cool. Its pretty annoying. Damn, didnt mean for they post to be this long. Oh well.

[AZhitman]

LOL ^^^^

I gotta get a pic of this car in my neighborhood... Geo Storm, bright yellow. Guy has painted black stripes on it (kind of randomly)... Black mailbox lettering from Home depot on the back says something like "Sport Storm"... Has chrome hubcaps, wheels underneath are painted neon orange... here's the best part - Right behind the rear wheels, on each side of the car, coming out of the fender, are two chrome tips. But the stock 1.5" exhaust pipe is still in the back - The tips are just stuck to the side... LOL

I think i might have pissed him off at the car wash the other day - He was with his g/f (she's VERY cute, what's she doing with this geek?) He was nosing around, checking out my car (so was she) and he asked me about my NICO sticker, I told him it was a club for N/I owners. He said he doesn't like car clubs, he's a "lone street racer' (wtf?). I pulled a $20 outta my pocket - asked him if he'd like to race for it... So, he said it wouldn't be a fair race 'cuz his girlfriend was with him (extra weight).

I said (with a totally straight face), "That's OK - She can ride with me."

If looks could kill.... LOL.... I giggled all the way home.

[jdmfreak]

LOL Hitman! Good stuff as always. Please get a pic of that car. Did you read about the 13 sec. Geo storm? I cant remember which Mag. its in. Ill have to look. I dont know what Id do if I got beat by a Geo.

"ive heard of these devices. but i have never been in visual or physical contact with them. did it hurt?"

Yes it hurts like motha. Let me tell you this. If you hear a Civic with a kinda fake BOV sound and he follows you anywhere. Dont open the hood. You will regret it. I mean he had a good start with the I/H/E, but then he screwed it all up with that damn box. I hate it when people play with my mind.

[TurboKA37]

i think hed be better off using a loud speaker and making the BOV noises himself when he shifts. hehe i saw a horn system at pep boys awhile back that had like 20 sum animal noises programmed in with sirens and u could use it as a loud speaker as well. needless to say i woulda bought it if i had the money

[jdmfreak]

I woulda bought too just to mess with people. Ilove doing that. How much was it.

[TurboKA37]

hmmm... i think it was a good $40-50. im not sure tho. this was awhile back, about 4 months ago

[jdmfreak]

http://www.cardomain.com/membe...age=1

This guy ruined his 240. look at all of the pages.

[krazy skwerel]

All I can say it WTF is up with those tailights. Oh and the fuel door sticker. Hahahahaha. "Hope you can't tell its a sticker" I wonder if he thinks to himself "I are so smart. Nobody will know the difference if I have a real billet fuel door or a sticker."

[jdmfreak]

The sad thing is that poeple complimented him on his car and wanted to copy his stuff. Its soooooooooo gay. I wanted to post something in his guest book, but I dont need an enemy.

[[Zero-S]]

I AER SO SMAAARRTT!!

[jdmfreak]

Yes. You am so smart!!

[s13sr20chris]

LOL ^^^^

I said (with a totally straight face), "That's OK - She can ride with me."

quick wit brovery nice

[[Zero-S]]

Who cares what he thinks. He's probably across the country for you, and remember the internet is a place to voice YOUR opinion on things as well. I think those lights are hideous...

[jdmfreak]

Thank you ZERO-S for that. Im gonna sign his guestbook later.

[krazy skwerel]

If nothing else maybe you will get him to think about what he did. If he truly likes what he did good for him but I don't see how that is possible. It's so damn ugly.

[jdmfreak]

Yea it is. It looks like ****

[jdmfreak]

This is a sond a honda owner put up on cardomain.com

Funny Ish

Hi kids, do you like 5 inch tips?, Wanna see me stick chrome fender flares over each one of my Konigs? Wanna follow me and do exactly as I did?, Try NAWS and get your motor ****ed up worse then my life is? My brain's dead weight, I'm trying to get my head straight, but I can't figure out which sticker to put over my license plate. And the mechanic says "Rice Burner you's a crack head "Nu-uh" "Then why's your car dead man its wasted " Well since age 9 I've wanted an SI so I could put chrome 18's on it and make it run 16.9's. Got pissed off and ripped all my Honda emblems off, And replaced them with "R" badges so people know I'm not soft. I smoke a big bowl of chronic, and lay in my lawn, for longer then it took me to put my altezzas on. "Come here bastard" "Dude , wait a minute that’s a viper dawg!!" I don't give a ****, I’ll just fly by and put my hazards on!!!!!