Funny Things That Ricers Say

[jdmfreak]

Check this out. Also read the comments in his guest book from all the gay ricers that like it.

[jdmfreak]

Oh I forgot the linkhttp://www.cardomain.com/id/robs97accordv6

And look at what this h0m0 did to his Maxima. ****in rediculous.http://www.cardomain.com/id/lpcbigtymer805

[krazy skwerel]

Car domain gots too much readin' for me. It's early/late what ever. As for the maxima I've seen worse but it is definately awful. His brothers t-bird looks nice. The whole damn page hurts my head to look at though because of all the random words in the background.

[jdmfreak]

LOL!!

[[Zero-S]]

Would someone please circle the supercharger in that maxima...please...Maybe I'm just BLIND.

[jdmfreak]

I dont understand how he has both a supercharger and a turbo.

[[Zero-S]]

He must be uber 1337...whoa. What a queer...people like that piss me off. Especially when they do things like that to a car model that I've owned and grown to love (maxima). What a fagtard.

[krazy skwerel]

Fagtard he is indeed good sir. I didn't even read his mods for reasons previously stated. You know maybe he has that totally *****in' twin charger 4agze. Some people should simply be punched repeatedly, such as this guy.

[jdmfreak]

Most deffinitely. Add on maybe a shot or two to the nuts. My mom owned a 90 Maxima se and now we have two gxe's, so I have a deep respect and love for the Max. I couldnt believe what saw when that Max popped up. How could you that to such a great car. I cant believe all the props he got for this supposedly turboed and supercharged Max. What a fag!

[Tweaky_Tom]

lmao, that's great AZ! "That's OK - She can ride with me.":ylsuper

[i2ice4m3]

wow he hooked up a turbo to run off his belts. I guess thats better than buying a whistle tip WOO WOOO!!!! f0 dicorashunz...

[I30T]

that maxima is lame.

[TurboKA37]

i like it! a awsome body kit and paint! its my new dream car......jk

[huckedup16]

That maxima is photoshopped...poorly.

Look at the front on pics and the fitment issue on the right side versus the left side. Alsoi on the side shot where the kit magicly molds to the rear doors. Also look at the rear shot of the bumber versus the close up of the exhaust tip, not the same bumper.

[Spectre]

That's almost as good as the time I photoshopped a Porsche 911 Turbo flying by a satellite.

[SHIFT_Z]

I could fart out a better photoshop job than that.

-Kev

[Spectre]

I could fart out a better photoshop job than that.

So, are you saying that your *** has magic powers ?

[krazy skwerel]

I didn't examine it very much as I stated the whole thing made my head hurt.

[jdmfreak]

So, are you saying that your *** has magic powers ?

I guess thats exactly what hes saying.

[i2ice4m3]

can you fart me an SR??

[krazy skwerel]

I'd like a ca if at all possible.

[PROJECTRB240SX]

I JUST LIKE 12.5S @ 163MPH THATS AWESOME SEEING AS SOME CARS RUN 13.2S @ 109MPH.

[RobDET]

Ricer:: "Have you seen those hubcaps that make it look like you have 17s!"

Real Illegal streat racers know that hubcaps that keep spinning actuially add more horsepower.

[Tweaky_Tom]

Yeah bro, turd me out an RB!

I've never been so pissed off. Yesterday at the car wash a kid confused my 19's for 16's. WTF! Then he said that's a nice 300zx! I was windexing my rear window, in mid polish i just stopped and froze. Didn't even look at him. Just stood VERY STILL, he stood there for a good minute then walked away. It took every thing in me not to kick his A$$!

[AZhitman]

I could fart out a better photoshop job than that.

-Kev

If your arse can handle it, I'd like a VH45DE crate motor...