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colies97~240sx
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Strong Bad! With his verticly challenged choriographer The Cheat. Strong Bad played to the masses. The relentless beats resonated in their heads. Curing them of their fever. When it was all over the landscape was littered with...


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PantherRacer
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blistered feet and the infestations of now clean vaginas. and then there was a distant rumbling in the distance...it was the sound of something huge, something so huge it only could have come from that little land where cars were allowed,NicoAutosports... it was.....!

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Mr1der
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TMS and the Yokozuna!

but what were they carrying!?

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Gold Digger
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2011 Infiniti G25X

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1995 Nissan Skyline GT-R V-Spec Midnight Purple
1990 Nissan Laurel Club S Turbo Two Tone Pearl

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They were carring the reincarnate of Budda. With his large pot belly, and his slick dome head, he raised a hand to the masses and said....

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MinisterofDOOM
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1961 Corvair Lakewood
1974 Unimog 404
1997 Pathfinder XE
2005 Lincoln LS8
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1993 Maxima GXE
1995 Ranger XL 2.3
1984 Coupe DeVille
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Gentlemen! I have just made love...to this machine!

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Mr1der
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and that's how we got the Buddha one armed bandits...

but that's not what we're talking about baby...

we're talkin' bout love, love with...

naed240sx
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something deeply troubling and confusing. Something called...

metalsyth
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Internet Sarcasm and the way to tell…

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Gold Digger
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2011 Infiniti G25X

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1995 Nissan Skyline GT-R V-Spec Midnight Purple
1990 Nissan Laurel Club S Turbo Two Tone Pearl

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if you are hung like a stud flea! if you are, then its best to just...

lee.
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become a metrosexual, no one esle is gonna beat that thing besides you.

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Mr1der
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and Henry's mom, she'll...

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Bubba1
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Mr1der wrote:and Henry's mom, she'll...
make a sex video with you , calling it....

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MinisterofDOOM
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1995 Ranger XL 2.3
1984 Coupe DeVille
Location: The middle of nowhere.

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What I did during summer vacation.And it will FAIL, because you can't even...

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PantherRacer
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even get it up mr 80spf sunblock wearer, youve got enough sunscreen to cause the second iceage, and when you do...

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Mr1der
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Jesda sodimizes a sabertooth tiger while screaming "....

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MinisterofDOOM
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I SOILED MY NEW PANTS!!!!!

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Bubba1
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MinisterofDOOM wrote:I SOILED MY NEW PANTS!!!!!
Then, after realizing he was sodomizing a male sabertoothed tiger, Jesda said...

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PantherRacer
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My magical pants have left meeeeeeeeeeee!111!!!!!1one one

I must now....

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Jesda
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...move back to Thailand to live with my grandparents on their chicken farm, because the pregnant tiger wants child support and I aint paying s***

JESTER
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But he ended up getting the Asian bird flew from his old girl friend, one of grandma's chickens, and...

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got very sick. Although it was a hard decision, his grandparents decided they must kill and eat him to keep from spreading the disease to the other chickens. They chopped off his head and the brown man ran around for just over 7 minutes headless running into things, then cooked him up in a big pot of stew with...

M3Racer
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gallons of Soy Sauce. Little did they know, Jesda's head being evaporated relieved the earth of so much weight that the planet went off its axis.

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Bubba1
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M3Racer wrote:gallons of Soy Sauce. Little did they know, Jesda's head being evaporated relieved the earth of so much weight that the planet went off its axis.
And mysteriously the global warming trend suddenly reversed due to a significant reduction hot air but.....

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Gold Digger
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people like Tammy Fae Baker are still alive and breathing so the hot air still consumes the planet. But thankfully for Jesda...

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Jesda
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...the pants continued his legacy and opened a museum in his honor, featuring exhibits like Internet p0rn, White Castle burgers, and creepy white vans. People who walked though the museum said...

gabossie
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wtf, is this an abandoned wharehouse? The free candy sign on the outside lured thousands in to what would be their ultimate doom, but before they died they all were subjected to...

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Red coupe
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having to listen to that damn banana phone song on repeatfor hours while Jesda drove to his secrete hide out deep below the...

gabossie
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daisies because he is already dead. His pants took off though to continue their plan for world domination. Meanwhile thousands more people continued to flock to the imfamous "free candy" warehouse where they...

JESTER
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were all consumed in a fire, set by the mysterious stranger, whomed had been trying to caputre Jesda pants, after they...

240DRFT
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smelt bigfoots d!ck?!?! yes, you heard me right. and there was a cat named...


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