Keep it going.

Post by **gabossie** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 4:04 pm

mobed by a (w)hored of exactly that, thousands of fat ugly white women all begging for them to sign their titties. Faced with this, the presidents...

Post by **Mr1der** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 4:47 pm

performed their civic duty and pleased the booty.

upon the pleasing, they felt a squeezing...

Post by **Bubba1** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 1:49 pm

Mr1der wrote:performed their civic duty and pleased the booty.

upon the pleasing, they felt a squeezing...

on their buttocks, so they looked around and realized they were in the middle of a Republican fund raiser for....

Post by **JDMEnthused** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 4:57 pm

George Dubya was not aware that his nation was under attack when....

Post by **240DRFT** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 8:28 pm

rhino charged at a bus of little children then ate a...

Post by **gabossie** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 8:55 am

belgian waffle. Over the last decade belgian waffles had become a staple of the Rhino diet as their natural habitat had been taken over by the dirty...

Post by **Bubba1** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 1:17 pm

gabossie wrote:belgian waffle. Over the last decade belgian waffles had become a staple of the Rhino diet as their natural habitat had been taken over by the dirty...

Fresh Alloy Orangutangs... which had swiped one of the Rhino's favorite waffles, but....

Post by **Mr1der** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 1:31 pm

Fred got onto them for trolling...but that's when Zilvia's crack team of...

Post by **240DRFT** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 1:53 pm

talking rabbits stole a box of trix cereal but its ok because the rhinos mistook the rabbits for waffles and ate them. but when the rhinos ran out of food they became enraged and...

Post by **gabossie** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 4:31 pm

snorted furiously for three whole days. When no one took notice of the Rhino's rage they gave up and went to take a nap (these were obviously French Rhinos) where they dreamed about...

Post by **Bubba1** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 1:13 am

gabossie wrote:snorted furiously for three whole days. When no one took notice of the Rhino's rage they gave up and went to take a nap (these were obviously French Rhinos) where they dreamed about...

the all-you-can-eat night at Le Waffle House. As the snorting herd stampeded toward the restaurant, there was a gathering of riced up Hondas in the parking lot when suddenly...

Post by **240DRFT** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 4:52 pm

someone found an octopus in a shed behind the waffle house. the octopus got there by...

Post by **gabossie** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 3:56 pm

swimming during the great flood of 1869. He had sat in the shed growing fat on a staple of cream corn supplied faithfully by generations of townspeople, but the corn had finally stopped so he decided to carry out what he had always threatened and he...

Post by **PoorManQ45** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 5:27 am

destroyed the riced out hondas in the parking lot.

Then came along Mary with her friend Jane...

Post by **Mr1der** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 4:07 pm

who pointed at PMQ and laughed then walked away to...

Post by **PoorManQ45** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 5:55 am

to go hump '1der, but then..

Post by **240DRFT** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 11:58 am

he got rapped. who woulda thought.

Post by **nchopp** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 2:47 pm

After committing his drive-by rapping, Ice-T went to get a Tasty Burger.

Post by **The Count** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 2:50 pm

But at the drive thru window, the now infamous ninjas jumped out and killed everyone in sight....

Post by **ceningolmo** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 3:42 pm

the only survivor of the viscious attack was...

Post by **nchopp** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 4:13 pm

Sid Vicious, who had mysteriously come back from the dead to rock out one more time. After beating all the ninjas off with his Righteous Strummings of Death + 10, he left to...

Post by **Mr1der** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 7:46 pm

get the crap kicked out of him by a real musician.

the end.

Post by **audtatious** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 8:01 pm

What a wonderful story. Brought tears to my eyes...

Post by **The Count** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 4:22 am

NO!!!! DONT KILL THE STORY 1DER!!

Post by **nchopp** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 5:46 am

And The Count and Chopp refused to let the story die. They left to go to Wal-Mart to buy...

Post by **ceningolmo** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 5:59 am

A couple of baseball bats. They hopped in their car and drove to 1ders house so they could...

Post by **nchopp** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 6:11 am

verify their suspicions that 1der is really a 57 year old man that accesses NICO from the public library while staring at little boys. When they got there, they found...

Post by **Florida240sx** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 6:33 am

him tied up and.......

Post by **nchopp** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 6:53 am

...about to be killed by Ninjas. The Count and Chopp busted out their mad kickboxing skills and ran the Ninjas off. Taking the ballgag out of 1ders mouth, they found out the Ninjas were going to kill him because...

Post by **Florida240sx** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 7:10 am

he slept with their mom last year and.....

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