Keep it going.

[ceningolmo]

their mom's said he was not good in bed. At all. Now that 1der had been de-gagged and saved from Ninja's, Chopp, Count, and 1der all hopped in their...

[240DRFT]

1993 ford escort, with street glow and drove to...

[Mr1der]

Autozone for all the latest in APC products!

get in the Zone

[nchopp]

After picking up a kicka$$ pair of windshield wiper LEDs and a few Type-R shoulder-belt pads they rolled on out to their next destination...

[240DRFT]

the zoo. where they...

[naed240sx]

had sex with.....

[240DRFT]

the young, hot new girl that works at the gift shop selling post cards and candy, but sometimes steals some candy, but not the brown candies, she doesnt like them because they give a bad after taste, and makes her feel sick, so she tries to stay away from those candies but she does like the blue ones cuz theyre blueberry flavored and she like blueberrys, but then she has to brush her teeth cuz they make her whole mouth blue and she wouldnt want to fired because her boss rick is kinda strict, and she really needs this job cuz she wants to buy a new skirt from american eagle that cost $80, and she wants to look good cuz she has a date with this guy tommy, but she might be working late friday so the whole date might have to be bumped to saturday cuz she only works til noon.

[Florida240sx]

Which is when they dedcided to hit it and leave it, but as they were running from the cling on girl.....

[ceningolmo]

the cling-on girl whipped out her secret Ninja skills and took all 3 down. All 3 of them would have died due to Ninja throwing stars to the back of the head if it weren't for...

[naed240sx]

The large buckets that they had been wearing over their heads, which they coincidentally had also used for....

[ceningolmo]

washing the Ford Escort that got them there. After the buckets prevented their death, they fought of the cling-on Ninja girl by...

[nchopp]

using the Vulcan nerve pinch. Live long and prosper, b*tch. We were pretty hungry after all this fighting, so off we went to...

[Florida240sx]

White Castle, where they ordered....

[naed240sx]

the person behind the counter to.....

[Florida240sx]

Put his hand in the deep-fryer, which resulted in....

[MinisterofDOOM]

some tasty snacks. Unfortunately, it left him unable to...

[naed240sx]

Slap the *** of....

[ceningolmo]

of MoD, who apparently found consuming his deep fried hands to be a "tasty snack". Strangely, no one is quite sure where MoD appeared from. He just showed up for the tasty deep fried people fingers. This, of course, was his second favorite snack. His true favorite was...

[naed240sx]

The raw flesh of a rare, long haired.......

[Gold Digger]

(+1 for bringing this thread back from the dead)

...Albino Aborigone with his boomerang in hand that can...

[nchopp]

let out a yell that mysteriously summons Jessica Alba to the scene. Once she arrived...

[ceningolmo]

things took an obvious, and sudden, turn for the better. Aside from being the hotness... Jessica possessed the ability to let out a yell that would mysteriously summon any other hot girl of MoD's choosing. Naturally, when informed of this development, the first thing MoD did was...

[Gold Digger]

...donn a black leather jacket and a black helmet to pose for a picute while...

[The Count]

Chopp and I snuk off to pawn the Escort for........

[Bwana]

Booze money!!! After aquiring said monies, Chopp and Count headed for town looking for a good place to...

[nchopp]

pick up some Stoli Gold, orange juice, cranberry juice, and meet back up with Chris and the ladies. They all decided to...

[Mr1der]

go to my house instead because I've got chocolate milk and old school video games...

[MinisterofDOOM]

and I'm bringing combat!

...

[KA-Te]

But unfortunately the input plug on the tv was filled with ky jelly and didn't work anymore.

So they whipped out a copy of River Dance and...

[Mr1der]

KA-Te said it was nowhere near as good as Flashdance and it just so happened What a Feeling started playing JUST then which lead to...