Keep it going.

[lord_hypnos]

you were jumped by members of a rival Nissan forum. They took you to their hideout in...

[JimmyMethod]

...the gay strip club part of LV. They grabbed...

[nchopp]

James, for obvious reasons. With James being the largest and most intimidating member of the group, Chopp and Chris...

[Mr1der]

looked on in fear as I she-man handled them in a purely violent way.

he liked when he said his name was Sylvia.com!

after the she-manhandling...

[ceningolmo]

came the man-shehandling by Chopp. Naturally, much laughter insued. But, Chopp didn't care because he knew...

[PantherRacer]

that it was the perfect time to release his new secret attack which he had been trying to perfect for years and was finally ready.it was so devastating, so awful, so horribly awesome... it was....

[DriftingJesus]

a whole lotta nothing, since he's not original or imaginative enough to come up with his own devastating attack. Unless you count his vietnamese ball handling skills

[Red coupe]

and since he vowed as a child never to use hamster style.

[DriftingJesus]

He'll only stuff things in his cheeks for fun

[colies97~240sx]

And that is why we call him chipmunk... Last time I saw him he was running around collecting...

[nchopp]

cars that mysteriously experience electrical problems within 6 months of purchase. Realizing he must be surrounded by some type of field that interferes with electrical systems, he decided to...

[DriftingJesus]

Tasered himself repeatedly so as to reverse his polarity, but the only results were....
Modified by DriftingJesus at 3:19 PM 7/28/2006

[Florida240sx]

$700 wasted in buying batteries which led to....

[audtatious]

less money to spend on his boyfriend. Due to lack of funds, he...

[nchopp]

decided to dump Matty, and stick with the single life for a while. Meanwhile, James was...

[Bubba1]

decided to dump Matty, and stick with the single life for a while. Meanwhile, James was...

out buying a new pair of black leather a$$-less chaps that he was planning on wearing to.....

[nchopp]

the Gay 90s, a homosexual club in Minneapolis. He realized if he REALLY wanted to have a gay old time, he'd have to call Wes and Matty, but without a cell phone...

[skylndrftr]

he was forced to use his version of the bat signal which looked like...

[DriftingJesus]

a guy taking a crap, which confused thes

[Bubba1]

a guy taking a crap, which confused the

Chopp-meister, who looked at the signal and said to Wes, "Well, either we're in deep doo-doo or James needsto use the "Bat" room". Wes then replied...

[Bwana]

Dammit! That means we'll have to...

[Florida240sx]

Buy toilet paper but.....

[Mr1der]

"why not a water jet thingy on the toilet" Nicole cried ouT

[Bubba1]

"why not a water jet thingy on the toilet" Nicole cried ouT

Wes, thought about it and then suggested one of those water jet toilet thingies might make a good 20th birthday gift suggestion for under the driver's seat of his Q, because, after all, Q's have everything...

but James thought of a better use for it which was...

[PantherRacer]

a drinking fountain , if supplied with a never ending supply of assorted alcohol, but the only place that could be found was...

[nchopp]

a 7-11 in downtown Savannah, Georgia. This of course meant that they had two options: Smirnoff Ice, or Colt .45 malt liquor. Presented with these options, they...

[Mr1der]

consoled repo he replied

[Bubba1]

consoled repo he replied

I don't care as long as you post a hot chick pic, when suddenly...

[Bwana]

The Hitman appeared on the scene!!!

[nchopp]

"I have your hot chicks right here, boys!"



With a 39'10" Winnebago Tour he'd just chartered, Greg invited the group to jump on in for the road trip down to...