Keep it going.

[Gold Digger]

...Jesda magically appearing in his Thai clothes with a pirated copy of Fleshdance...the p0rn flick, and a hand full of....

[nchopp]

Jelly Bellys! Everyone cheered, because everyone loves jelly beans. So we sat down to watch the "movie" when all of a sudden...

[Florida240sx]

the lights cut off, and the phone rang......

[naed240sx]

it was.....

[nchopp]

Zorro! He wanted us to ride with him to destroy the evil dominion of...

[The Count]

THE PANTS. Not the Nice Pants, mind you, the Other Pants. We couldn't start a war we couldn't win against The Other Pants, so we.....

[ceningolmo]

started an "international police action" that we couldn't win agains the Other pants. Luckily, we had something going for us that we didn't know about. Our secret weapon? It was...

[naed240sx]

The fur coat. The fur coat was awesome because....

[Mr1der]

it endowed the wearer with certain pimp like abilities such as...

[naed240sx]

Doing 10 girls at once, while at the same time.....

[Florida240sx]

Being able to do a keg stand, which made Zorro go and.....

[naed240sx]

buy a fur coat at......

[nchopp]

7-11, since he'd really been hankering for one of those Blue Raspberry Slurpies, too. After picking up the pimpcoat he headed out the door and ran face-first into none other but Captain America! America told Zorro he needed his help with...

[naed240sx]

Getting an elephant out of a house. The elephant was in the house because.....

[PantherRacer]

...one of those annoying little boys (Ghetto) was trying to give it teh buttseckz while simultaneeously singing "I am woman hear me roar:.Meanwhile, in the land of Nicopotamia TMS was busy...

[nchopp]

cooking up another mad scheme, as only mad scientists can do. He had just finished putting his finishing touches on it when...

[naed240sx]

Kenrick showed up and did a really bad drift. He then proceeded to....

[nchopp]

make fun of PMQ, which is the favorite pasttime of over 40,000 citizens of the planet earth. After he was done, he joined the happy ninja-killing group of 1Der, Chopp, and The Count. They decided it was time for...

[Dieselman]

a round of buttseckzz to celabrate!

[The Count]

a round of buttseckzz to celabrate!

What have you been drinking?

make fun of PMQ, which is the favorite pasttime of over 40,000 citizens of the planet earth. After he was done, he joined the happy ninja-killing group of 1Der, Chopp, and The Count. They decided it was time for...

a round of beer, supplyed by the aforementioned waiter whose deep fried hand had some how taken the fancy of MoD, who by now had finished his snack and was.......

[nchopp]

really wanting to do some jazzercise. Well, James and Chopp are of course more into boxing or MMA, and no one's real sure what Count's into, but they decided to humor Chris and take him to jazzercise. He is, after all...

[Urabus GodofTraction]

A narrow waisted dandy. Unfortunatly, the jazzercise room was reserved for Richard Simmons, forcing our heros to...

[MinisterofDOOM]

don their spandex and jazzercise in full few of the public. For this was all part of the MoD's plot to...

[ceningolmo]

destroy the minds of his peers through repeatedly exposing them to horribly akward social situations. Luckily, his plan will never work because...

[PantherRacer]

...1ders free nude race queens showed up suddenly and...

[hannibal]

challenged the NICOnauts to a race where nudity was, of course, required. Like true gentlemen, we let the ladies lead the race while we followed behind, enjoying the view and waving our flags. Then it was time to...

[Florida240sx]

To give the race queens their trophies which were....

[The Count]

Doughnuts! After this, we all "borrowed" a limo that was handy, and headed off to...

[MinisterofDOOM]

run over some bums and...

[nchopp]

head to Las Vegas. We were of course planning to stay at the most elite hotel on the strip - the Circus Circus. Upon arriving we were escorted to our rooms by Siegfried and Roy, which was a bit disconcerting. When we got there...