Keep it going.

[Mr1der]

Nashville.

so he could get a real bus from me so we could...

[The Count]

go on to Casper WY, where we blew up a meth lab. Then we continued our journey to......

[nchopp]

Indy, where we picked up Wes for some golf. Driving out to Hilton Head, SC, we decided to stop on the way and...

[skylndrftr]

grill some road kill...but unfortunately he stopped in a little town that made deliverance look like...

[Bwana]

... a myth. The decided to keep rolling and finally ended up in a holler in WV sittin' in lawn chairs out front of a run down singlewide drinkin' overly sweetened iced tea and watching a NASCAR race on a '70s vintage TV set with rabbit ears. When they were on about the 5,682,459 th lap, they heard the sound of an approaching...

[nchopp]

Smokey! Piling into the '71 Charger they began their getaway...

[Mr1der]

led by an spiritual DJ, they...

[Bwana]

... executed some tyte dukes of hazard moves (which were a little hard on the guys in the trunk) on their way to...

[The Count]

the nearest Whitecastle, where we proceeded to get sick eating those horrable little burgers. It was unfourtunate that we were sick because right then...

[nchopp]

The Pants (of Evil) appeared directly in front of the car! Sensing the impending doom of the situation, Chopp and Andy decided descretion IS the better part of valor and...

[Mr1der]

and sat back while 1der plowed the pants with reckless abandon and proved that Dockers could infact be stained.

with that the cry "onward to...

[nchopp]

Disney Land!" rang forth from the mouths of excited men. "It's time to find some hot little Japanese tourists!" Hopping back into the Charger, high-fives were exchanged all around for James' amazing defeat of The Pants (of Evil). Merging onto I-75 south, they pulled up next to a...

[skylndrftr]

Ferrari F430 with federline painted on the brake calipers. Chopp pulled out his ...

[Mr1der]

Turn tables and proceeded to incite an MC battle...

[nchopp]

which of course ended quickly, as Chopp's talent with the 1s and 2s vastly superceded anything Federline could hope to muster. Upon Federline's spontaneous combustion prompted by Chopp's Display of Sheer Awesomeness, they decided to grab the 430, paint the calipers black, and roll on to...

[Mr1der]

Miami beach for some hot illegal alien Cuban tail and possibly cigars.

but on the way they were stopped by non other than Miami resident....

[nchopp]

Will Smith! Enraged by his terrible song "Miami", Andy jumped out of the car and was immediately approached by Will Smith's two rather sizable bodyguards. Not a man to be easily intimidated, Andy...

[ceningolmo]

showed them his freshly shorn scrotum. Naturally, they recoiled at the site of something so awesome. This left room for 1der to...

[The Count]

Break dance! Naturally, the sight of 1der spinning on his head was enuf to send the bodyguards packing, leaving the road open to go on into Miami. Once we got there.....

[Mr1der]

they rolled out the red carpet for

[Bubba1]

they rolled out the red carpet for

Wes, who proudly displayed his Q with the new custom jet toilet thingie "bidet" driver seat. Wes asked for a volunteer to demonstrate his birthday present. A lone arm began waving. It was none other than....

[Urabus GodofTraction]

chopp! who, with his advanced knowlege of pressurized streams of water...

[nchopp]

quickly gave him the thumbs down. Looking at Wes disappointedly, he stated "You've got some major water turbulence there, Wes. I'd guess you've got some kind of blockage in your line. You should probably drop the PSI some too - it gets to the point where there's so much pressure the water starts kicking around on itself." Wes replied...

[Mr1der]

but this explains my sore *** right?...right?!?!!

[Florida240sx]

But Chopp just shook his head no. and then pointed in the sky at.....

[colies97~240sx]

the alien space ship hovering above. Wes screamed NOOOO...

[thekage]

But it was too late. He had done been probed! As the alien wiped clean his instruments of probage he lifted his mask and revealed he was none other than..

[Bubba1]

But it was too late. He had done been probed! As the alien wiped clean his instruments of probage he lifted his mask and revealed he was none other than..

AZHitman! Or at least an alien that resembled him, as it sported a large chin ferret. The alien looked at Wes, examined the Q's watery driver seat and commented, "Sore A$$, huh? Obviously it's from "URANUS."Chopp, "soaking" in the alien's comments, quickly retorted....


Modified by Bubba1 at 1:46 AM 8/9/2006

[nchopp]

at least I don't get off by putting things in GUY'S asses! This obviously rather irritated the large Greg-resembling alien, who was about to bust out his Illidium Pew37 Space Modulator when none other than the REAL Hitman showed up! Things took a turn for the better when...

[Mr1der]

Hitman quickly pulled the ET's jersey over his head and set out on his quest to create the greatest hockeyfight the world would ever see outside of a '70's Bruins game.

just as he was reaching for the ice skate...