Keep it going.

[Gold Digger]

OK...I won't lie. I saw this on another forum, and I like the idea, and since we have some creative minds, I would like to see what we can do here. I will start...you guys keep it going. Short little sentences from the starter...

There I was, sitting at the intersection.....

[MinisterofDOOM]

next to this old lady in an ugly buick.

[gabossie]

The buick was old and tired, originally a shade of light blue but now covered in rust...

[Boda]

but it was working.

[drftsil8ty]

, but the right tire was flat.

[PantherRacer]

and evil monkeys hopped out of the trunk...

[MinisterofDOOM]

And the world exploded.

Oh wait...

One of the monkeys looked sort of like Jay Leno.

[gabossie]

Infact it would later be discovered that he was Jay's second cousin, Mr. Leno being a few evolutionary steps behind the rest of us...

[Gold Digger]

but still rich enough that he has one of the hottest car collections in the world even though...

[MinisterofDOOM]

It could still use some expanding...

[Jesda]

...but instead Leno decided to move to Utah and marry three homely girls who churn butter. Everything was going well in Utah until...

[M3Racer]

... the mormons found Leno and his three wives...

[Mr1der]

and realized it was margarine. They couldn't believe it wasn't butter.

[Jesda]

Moments later, Fabio arrived in his spaceship to also exclaim disblief in the butter. A mormon walked up to Fabio and asked him to sign his CD, confusing him with Michael Bolton.

[Mr1der]

meanwhile, back at the Batcave, the Batman wonders how he'll handle the crisis the Joker caused at the Zoo concerning meerkats...and Fabio yet ponders the confusion regarding an Office Space character...

[MinisterofDOOM]

Suddenly a deranged Utahs strikes fabio from behind with a jagged piece of Jetta fender he had ripped of his neighbor's car earlier that day. The metal sinks deep into Fabio's neck, severing his spine. Suddenly, the confusion with office space characters becomes all to real...

[Repo Man]

...whereupon repo bones Jennifer Aniston. Fabio looks on jealously knowing that he will never have her.

[gaehrings13]

cause he's paralyzed from the neck down....

[JESTER]

And Jennifer feels no pity, as she leaves them both for the fat man, Jester!!!! But before she could, she tripped over Fabio's now dead body and...

[Gold Digger]

stood up to see that Jesda was wearing his special pants with decorated with....

[drftsil8ty]

pink and neon green strips.

[Jesda]

The Nice Pants, after a long and lusty night with Jennifer Aniston, regains its confidence and decides to divorce Jesda, taking half his net worth...

[frapjap]

which was about 8 sparklers and fourteen cherry bombs. "Hmmmm..." she though.....

[M3Racer]

Suddenly 20,000 deranged Nissan Fanatics broke through the door and seized the pants from Jennifer Aniston...

[Mr1der]

and 1 seized her pants.

[colies97~240sx]

Crushed from Jennifers rejection and the loss of his pants, Jesda ran to Angelina for help. The two went to Cambodia where...

[gabossie]

they climbed the highest and most remote mountain they could locate, only to find Tom Cruise already there practicing his samurai moves...

[sean8564]

With johnny depp....

[Mr1der]

shocked by seeing two grown men engaged in a swordfight in the men's restroom atop the peak, they quickly left to the hustle and bustle of Bangkok....

[240DRFT]

where they found chuck norris eating applesauce. they sat quietly eating the sauce until there was no more applesauce, so they got into chuck norris' car which was a...