Keep it going.

[Repo Man]

But is amused when Cold Zero, who did not recognize him, strolled up to Repo and asked....

Hey baby, can I stroke that sweet a**...

[PantherRacer]

cuz me so horny me love you long time, to which he replied...

[gabossie]

sorry, I only do other guys...

[elwesso]

at which he replied... nuh uh... OH NO YOU DI-INT... DONT GO THERE GIRRRLFRIEND!!!

Appaled and slightly aroused by this notion,.....

[MinisterofDOOM]

at which he replied... nuh uh... OH NO YOU DI-INT... DONT GO THERE GIRRRLFRIEND!!!

Appaled and slightly aroused by this notion,.....

But then MoD came in and killed them both (repo and zero), and after taking in the scene, sat down to rest and enjoy a cheap cigarrette and even cheaper whiskey. He killed them because he knew--he'd known from the beginning--that they were the DOPPLEGANGERS, created by the sinister...

[97ka-t]

GREG, also known as the infamous multi-thousand posting, AZHitman. When Greg heard of what had happened, he immediately decided to....

[Red coupe]

take a nap. Greg napped harder then he had ever napped before. After about 30 minuts greg awoke, scratched his balls and hopped in the shower, only to find that.....

[Bubba1]

take a nap. Greg napped harder then he had ever napped before. After about 30 minuts greg awoke, scratched his balls and hopped in the shower, only to find that.....

Tino's Mom was in there, soaped up. To which a stunned Greg asked...

[gabossie]

"you up for giving an old man a sponge bath?" To which she replied...

[naed240sx]

"you up for giving an old man a sponge bath?" To which she replied...

Let's just skip that part and...

[sean8564]

"you up for giving an old man a sponge bath?" To which she replied...

not today too tired and my eyes hurt from jesda's paints

[elwesso]

"you up for giving an old man a sponge bath?" To which she replied...

[we're going to continue from here, not going to let a couple of retards ruin a good thread]

she replied.... No, but I have good news.. I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to geico.....

Greg, extremely appaled by this situation, quickly ran out, went outside, only to find....

[PantherRacer]

That NiComom was waitin in the vert which has just been heavily tinted, so that only he could see her waiting and.....

[gabossie]

she was on her cell phone, apparently with Tino's mom (damn she's quick for an old lady). Greg knew he was in trouble, but he could not imagine what was about to happen, for when he opened the car door...

[JESTER]

she hollared, "Earnhardt!" and jumped out of the car with a red aluminum base ball bat that the Rock gave her as a wedding gift, autographed by John Travolta, and...

[now you went and involved Nicomom in this. You guys are gonna get us all sent to the ER]
Modified by JESTER at 5:07 AM 10/10/2005

[Mr1der]

came to the sudden realization that "omg, this has been touched by a Scientoligist!" and throws it down before a van full of....

[Bubba1]

came to the sudden realization that "omg, this has been touched by a Scientoligist!" and throws it down before a van full of....

rabid Tom Cruise fans who ran into their house, begin jumping on couch. After observing a naked wet and soapy Tino's Mom coming out of the house, while several Tom Cruise fans were jumping on the couch, a calm Nicomom observed the situation and said...

[Red coupe]

"Man what the f***?" She shook her head, turn and walked away..Later the night as she was watching TV there was a loud boom and some one came crashing though the window. The instant she saw their face she iknew it was....

[Mr1der]

Steven Segal! asking for a cup of...

[240DRFT]

shut the hell up. of course nicomom called the ninjas to "take out" segal. later the ninjas went to fight some pirates and steal there booty and...

[Gold Digger]

called in the help of Captian Jack Sparrow and the Black Pearl with...

[PantherRacer]

the legion of evil closet monkeys who all went POSTAL on segals a**, while Greg and Nicomom watched contentedly...but then...out of nowhere...PMQ and GHETTO show up and start to talk and nearly bore everyone to the brink of death but....

[JESTER]

The great and powerfull Mr1der stepped up and laid a b**** smack from hell on PMQ and Ghetto looked at him and said, "You got knocked the f*** out!!!!" Then...

[Gold Digger]

PMQ got up with a laugh and took off a laytex costume to reveal he was really...

[metalsyth]

Britney Spears and was ranting and raving about…

[gabossie]

the jam she had on her 6 pieces of burnt toast that morning, which she had squeezed out of a blister on her big toe. The giant blister was of course a result of...

[elwesso]

Mad sexual intercourse... Very rare in these parts of the world, she got a "sechs burn" and then generally populate around the feet...

Unfortunately, the man involved in this intercourse was unaware of the disease infested vagina that inhabited britney spears... the unlucky man who was guilty of this travesty and very stupid blunder was...

[Bubba1]

Mad sexual intercourse... Very rare in these parts of the world, she got a "sechs burn" and then generally populate around the feet...

Unfortunately, the man involved in this intercourse was unaware of the disease infested vagina that inhabited britney spears... the unlucky man who was guilty of this travesty and very stupid blunder was...

none other than Fred Palmer, who inadvertently infected....

[Mr1der]

half the country of bolivia with dance fever due to his obscenely loud playing of early 90's dance/techno cd's so naturally, the army was called in to...

[elwesso]

... to bring in the loudest speakers known to man to play this tune... This tune also accompanied by a perfect rendition of the napoleon dance sequence is the only possible way to cure a fever so horrid..

HOwever, not anyyone could be brought in to do such a thing... They had to be a very special person who has very preferred skills... This person could ONLY have been..