Keep it going.

[metalsyth]

Meow Meow Kitty f***, who was …

[gabossie]

a door to door bible salesman. He was the sweetest thing until you refused to buy his bible, at which point, like all good Christians, he clawed your eyes out. Unfortunatly for him, one day....

[Gold Digger]

He was walking past a lake and a ginormous dork fish that had been exposed to toxic waste and had grown 100 times it size jumped out of the water and swallowed Meow Meow Kitty f*** whole then returned to the murky deep waters to...

[JESTER]

Deposit poor Meow Meow Kitty f*** on the bottom of the lake as dork fish doo-doo. But just as he started to turn the water brown...

[Bubba1]

Deposit poor Meow Meow Kitty f*** on the bottom of the lake as dork fish doo-doo. But just as he started to turn the water brown...

An eery fog started moving in. A low rumble accompanied the fog, which oddly sounded like an '89 T-Bird....

[PantherRacer]

with mr1der at the helm furiously charging at full speeeed

[Dr. Isaac Yankem, DDS]

..while a tired, chemically imbalanced Mic in the passenger seat looked at his pocket watch and exclaimed to 1nder, "We're gonna be late for the Klan meeting ***hole!"

[JESTER]

Mr1der replied,"Have no fear, we are about to hit 88 mph and the flux capacitor will kick in to send us to the year ..."

[gabossie]

1492 where we can colonize a new country and masacre the natives. We'll call it...

[Mr1der]

Not goddamn France.

we won't surrender for anything, infact we'll be conquering...

[Bubba1]

Not goddamn France.

we won't surrender for anything, infact we'll be conquering...

Troy, as he heard it was home to some hot chick named Helen and if he got lucky with her, he figured he'd have no problems locating some "Trojans" for safe sex, but much to his surprise....

[JESTER]

Rubbers wont be invented for almost 500 years. So he knocked the bottom out, get her pregnant, and bailed. She searched for 18 years for the dead beat so she could collect child support, but before she could find him...

[Special K]

The son, Mic Anthony, had already found him a few years beforehand. During Mic Anthony's travels, he came to the area around Thebes, where he killed a stranger in a roadside argument about blondes or brunettes, not knowing the man was his father, Mr1der. Mic Anthony then saved the town of Thebes [it was being plagued by Herpes, introduced by the late Mr1der] by answering the riddle of the Sphinx and was rewarded with the throne of Thebes and the queen's hand in marriage, with whom he had four children...
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[JESTER]

Which wouldnt have been a problem, but the Queen happen to be an illegitimate daughter of Mr1der. Yeah, that sucks, he married his half sister. But he didnt know till he had put all of the little imbreds through college, then...

(This is the birth of the red neck society that reside till this very day in the state of Tennesse.)

[Rex]

The son, Mic Anthony, had already found him a few years beforehand. During Mic Anthony's travels, he came to the area around Thebes, where he killed a stranger in a roadside argument about blondes or brunettes, not knowing the man was his father, Mr1der. Mic Anthony then saved the town of Thebes [it was being plagued by Herpes, introduced by the late Mr1der] by answering the riddle of the Sphinx and was rewarded with the throne of Thebes and the queen's hand in marriage, with whom he had four children...

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Can you check your OLD email address?

[Mr1der]

because it will unlock the secrets to...

[metalsyth]

to life and the many question about it. But for some odd reason they could not find…

[JESTER]

Toilet paper. And it ruiend their whole day. So they decided to do a suicide pact. They broke out their AR15's and....

[Bubba1]

[QUOTE=JESTER]Toilet paper. And it ruiend their whole day. So they decided to do a suicide pact. They broke out their AR15's and....[/QUOTE.

decided to have a final meal which consisted of.....

[Mr1der]

chilli cheese pups from Krystal's and they realized life's too good to die because you had to wipe your a** with your bare hand....

upon this realization, they headed off to the far land of...

[PantherRacer]

Lamotrek in the federated states of Micronesia where they mixed with the micronesians and had a great time, until all of their carousing spread far to Japan where they awakened Godzilla! he got his newfound homie MechaNicoGodzilla and they swam to destroy the evildoers! but just then...

[240DRFT]

they went and posted in the test forum in the big thread here on nico, because it gets lonely in there just talking to one other person and...

[JDMEnthused]

Abe said to his murderer.. Sir, i dont like it, not one bit.

[240DRFT]

And i dont like you trying to have mansechs with me, but jesdas pants is ok.

so then the blue ninja turtle got out his sword and...

[Mr1der]

sang a bad karaoke version of I Walk The Line before...

[metalsyth]

chugging 12 irish car bombers and hugging up to a very drunk chinese man who was…

[Nismochick240]

peeing on himself from the site of...

[elwesso]

WANG CHUNG.. Oh wait, hes not chinease... oh well.

Anyway the blue ninja turtle ended up going home early, to which he.

[Bubba1]

WANG CHUNG.. Oh wait, hes not chinease... oh well.

Anyway the blue ninja turtle ended up going home early, to which he.

felt the rumbling aftereffects of eating chili cheese pups so he went hunting for someone to pull his finger when suddenly...

[Mr1der]

The Presidents of the United States Of America showed up (yup, they reunited for this) with a can of peaches begging the question "where all the white women at?" only to...