Keep it going.

[0wn3r]

kitty cat covered in tin foil which was 3 times faster than...

[JESTER]

Jesda's cadilac.

[MinisterofDOOM]

Unfortunately, Jesda wasn't used to feline reverse, and accidentally put the car into "left," driving over Tom Cruise and causing Angelina to fall off and plummet down the nearby cliffside.

[Red coupe]

Her extremities flailed wildly as she rebounded off various rock out croppings on her way down the cliff. Her body thudded heavily onto the ground, drawing the attention of a near by pack of wolfs. That night the wolfs feasted. After the pack had picked her bloody skeleton clear of any meat.....

[elwesso]

.... they drug the remains to the local spam plant where she was then made in to the limited edition spam...

Meanwhile, back in the Ninja cave..

[PantherRacer]

Elwesso and the Others magical ninja crew plotted their takeover of NiCO, they knew it would be a hostile bloody takeover but if they succeeded...

[gabossie]

they would be the most powerful people in teh world, and would have mansechs with the hitman every night. But of course, the successful takeover of NICO was really only a pipedream because...

[Gold Digger]

the wonderful members of the Others already pwn everything on NICO....including.....

[elwesso]

Myself, andy, jesda, Neal, panther, 1der, redcoupe, really theres no point in mentioning names because its pretty much everyone but PMQ....

so at any rate, there was this one time at band camp.....

[colies97~240sx]

when elwesso found this pink shirt. and he thought, hmm...

[elwesso]

I AM A SECHSY BEAST!

[M3Racer]

Wes fell in love with himself, and began a long legal battle for the right of self-marriage.

[Red coupe]

The republicans argued hard against the right for self marriage. "Whats next" they proclaimed "we will need to grant the right to marry imaginary friends?"."That's ridiculous!" screamed the democrats "its our god given right to marry our imaginary friends and you cant say other wise!". A bloody dispute erupted in congress. Eventually all the Republicans had killed all the democrats. and likewise the democrats had killed all the Republicans, Leaving America to be governed by the green party.

[0wn3r]

They created a law which banned the use of cars throughout the country except one small location which was known to be...

[PantherRacer]

The land of NiCOAutosports, where only NiCO members were allowed to drive cars. All cars were saved from the hands of ricers, and in this land only the cleanest of Hondas (which were all converted to RWD or AWD) were allowed. There were Nissans galore for the wonderful NiCO membersexcept for PMQ because...

[Mr1der]

his car doesn't run...but his mouth does.

that's different story though...we're here to talk about...

[Bubba1]

his car doesn't run...but his mouth does.

that's different story though...we're here to talk about...

hot chicks that we love when they....

[Mr1der]

let me beat them at soul caliber II because I really suck at that, it's no...

[0wn3r]

easy win like racing a Civic. So back in the land of NiCOAutosports, there was expected to be a huge

[PantherRacer]

Drft battle between all the 733t dori-dori masters, but they all had to use AWD cars!The Nissan guys rejoiced and hopped in their attesa powered Skylines b-cuz they were really RWD with top secret nissan technology, when the battle started...

[elwesso]

This crazy dude, with an old thunderbird SC, complete with a spongebob dodgeball in hand, pulls up and screams at the absolute top of his lungs...

[gabossie]

"I LOVE TO LICK SWEATY NUTSACKS!!!... oh no, I mean... I didn't mean to say that. What I meant was..."

[Bubba1]

"I LOVE TO LICK SWEATY NUTSACKS!!!... oh no, I mean... I didn't mean to say that. What I meant was..."

he yelled, "who wants to play with my "war hammer?!" Then after a long pause, a lone voice called out and replied...

[Mr1der]

what the hell is on his head? and why is my mom....

[Bubba1]

what the hell is on his head? and why is my mom....

sprinting toward him with her arms open while...

[Gold Digger]

a bulge that appears to be growing between her legs....

[Mr1der]

becuase it's not a mom, it's a dad and he's here for...

[Repo Man]

a bulge that appears to be growing between her legs....

...and all of the NICOnauts realize that 1der's mom is actually a man with phenominal genitalia...

[Mr1der]

which makes Andy feel so inferior he starts crossdressing like a man....

[Bubba1]

which makes Andy feel so inferior he starts crossdressing like a man....

But is amused when Cold Zero, who did not recognize him, strolled up to Repo and asked....