Assassins

[timay]

Didn't say you were a slimeball, just thought the advice was something a slimeball would do.

I know half the crap nala is told to do, isn't even done by the person themselves. They are sitting behind a computer screen with their hands in their pants and wonder why they don't have a girlfriend.

You mention you have a girlfriend, that's good, must be a decent guy, or your girlfriend likes to be treated like a pig. Hopefully not the latter.

[Jesda]

To treat one's girlfriend like a pig, one would have to slaughter and eat her.

[AppleBonker]

To treat one's girlfriend like a pig, one would have to slaughter and eat her.

Problem?

[PoorManQ45]

To treat one's girlfriend like a pig, one would have to slaughter and eat her.

I believe this belongs here

[Razi]

Where do I sign up for the bacon?

Edit: Do not want bacon bra.

[PoorManQ45]

Looking for more bacon bra pictures I came across this and immediately thought of a Baby Jesda

[LatinAssasin]

*On phone*
Nala: hey Grandma, i'm doing 100mph running from a girl with a watergun.
Grandma: Why the hell are you running? Go get laid you ninny!!

haha that one made me laugh

[naladude911]

well anyways. Thanks timmay for the support. Her boobs my friend said are not worth ruining the game.

[MellowZ32]

like you would know ANYTHING about boobs!

PMQ GDIAF please!

[Bubba1]

like you would know ANYTHING about boobs!

PMQ GDIAF please!

I chuckled at the 40 yr old virgin reference. You realize our female-phobic Nala is almost halfway there.

[Bubba1]

well anyways. Thanks timmay for the support. Her boobs my friend said are not worth ruining the game.

The real issue here is that you have no game to begin with....

[MellowZ32]

he should ask his daddy to buy him some "game" and a truck load of personality!
god knows he needs it!

[numbnuts240]

allow me to rip, yet another, new ***hole. ahem...

umm while you debate my speeding Ill give you an update. My friend (partner) betrayed me to touch my assassins boobs. in return he told her everything I do, my garage code and yea. He was the only person I told I was going to the gym.

stop calling this kid your friend. friends don't give random people a cod to access the inside of your house. i'm sure your parents would really appreciate you telling them that a bunch of high school kids knew the code to the garage after they come home to find all their s*** has been stolen and sold to buy adderall. dumbass.

I go to the gym, my assassin's best friends BMW is sitting right in front. I leave, she follows. My assassin asks me to touch her boobs so she can get me out. Im like ehh, what about you know, prom date? shes like no I have one.

Anyways. I dont want the deal. Boobs are boobs. Shes messed up to. Addicted to cigs, does hard drugs.

two seconds ago, she was worthy enough to be your prom date, but since you got denied, again, she's now an undesirable, cigarette smoking, junkie? kid, get over yourself. dumbass.

so i get chased by this BMW to whiteplains and then i turn around and head north. I get a text from my target "run, your assassin is in her friends car" I call my assassin, tell her she lied and shes in the car. We get into an intersection, light turn red. She gets out of the car and runs with a gun. light turn greens people honk at her.

We continue driving and my GPS f*** up. Its a dead in. I get boxed in. I call witnesses and they come, Im saved. Cops were almost called again. She was trying to break my window and random people were calling police.

Moral of the story.

The only person I can trust is my target.

here we go again with the poor driving. texting while driving, fussing with your gps while moving, a high school girl trying to break your windows? wtf is that? why do i highly doubt that's how it went down. you really need to stop lying to try and impress us with your lame a** stories. dumbass. as soon as i get a friday night off, i'm heading up that way to give you a lesson learning beating, like your daddy should have done a loooooong time ago. maybe i'll slap him around too. then grab your mom's ta-ta's. i still have your number, so don't think you can avoid me. and i know damned well you're too stupid to not answer the phone. dumbass.

[Bubba1]

I know half the crap nala is told to do, isn't even done by the person themselves. ..

Well, we regularly tell Nala to grow up and act like an adult, and not act like a whiny turd. So I guess you're correct there.

. They are sitting behind a computer screen with their hands in their pants and wonder why they don't have a girlfriend..

I have wondered why I don't have a girlfriend. But then again, MY WIFE might have an issue with that. You are guilty of stereotyping, my friend.

Are you and Nala now an item?

[Bubba1]

Tita, Our only request are pics of you honking Nala's mom's hooters.

[tiger-SE-R]

Nala, you deserve all the s*** you get from everyone here. I hope that your stupidity doesn't cross my path while I'm driving on the roads your way.

Tito and I have said this more than once, when considering colleges, don't pick Hartford

oh and

[numbnuts240]

PLEASE remove hartford from your list of options. i'm not too fond of that city and i'd hate to have to frequent it just to continually make your college experience a living hell.

[numbnuts240]

Tita, Our only request are pics of you honking Nala's mom's hooters.

i'll do you one better. a gif of the topless motorboating to select e-mail addresses.

[Bubba1]

Tita, Our only request are pics of you honking Nala's mom's hooters.

i'll do you one better. a gif of the topless motorboating to select e-mail addresses.

[ProudNissanFreak]

She was trying to break you window and people were going to call the police? Nice one. You're just asking for trouble everywhere you go. Maybe you should switch usernames with TroubleBound?

[frapjap]

So the question that begs to be asked is..

Did you shoot anyone yet, or do you keep hiding in your QX4 cave?

[Bubba1]

She was trying to break you window and people were going to call the police? Nice one. You're just asking for trouble everywhere you go. Maybe you should switch usernames with TroubleBound?

Don't worry, he's seemed more upset about a random boy at school disrespecting his mom's SUV by spitting on the hood instead a possible prom date breaking a window.

[PoorManQ45]

I am going to LOL when one of these days he actually posts a real video of things like his encounter at the stoplight. That will atleast back up his claim. And if it is true then I'm not sure how awkward Nala would be as it would be his whole damn school that is that way...

[ProudNissanFreak]

LOL @ Nala's "Moral of the story"

[fiznowler]

Looking for more bacon bra pictures I came across this and immediately thought of a Baby Jesda

Baby is not brown.

[RicerX]

I can haz real one?

[raremotive]

I can haz real one?

Actually it's been found that assassins like .22 they are easier to compress and the compressor is much shorter allowing for better concealment. Also easier to hide the flash of light.

[PoorManQ45]

A .22 with subsonic ammunition is definitely the best suppressed weapon.

[MellowZ32]

yet no one has banned the moron!

[dre1507]

mellow, what would any forum be without a resident moron?