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but we only need one.


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MellowS13 wrote:but we only need one.
I call dibs!!!

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MellowS13 wrote:but we only need one.
i thought Nala was the only one........are you coming out of the closet too?

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Assassin is fun.

We used to play on campus in college for like month-long stretches. Not limited to waterguns though, you could use nerf, plastic melee weapons, whatever you could think of. One guy was opening up on people in the middle of the street with Airsoft. As long as the kill is witnessed, it's a kill.

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HashiriyaS14 wrote:Assassin is fun.

We used to play on campus in college for like month-long stretches. Not limited to waterguns though, you could use nerf, plastic melee weapons, whatever you could think of. One guy was opening up on people in the middle of the street with Airsoft. As long as the kill is witnessed, it's a kill.
That's just a sign of the times though. If someone were to do that now they would probably be shot...

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see hash's game was most likely confined to the campus, and probably didn't involve speeding like idiots, unless on foot counts as speeding. Even though hash's version would still raise eyebrows and concerns today, it's 1 billiont times better than Nala's version.

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dre1507 wrote:are you coming out of the closet too?
PoorManQ45 wrote: I call dibs!!!
you see?

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ohhhh, i so slow.......well at least my problem is fixable with some "your baby can comprehend" and not "die moron, die"

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my head hurts from reading this thread.

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sentrastace wrote:my head hurts from reading this thread.
Nala threads should come with warnings.
But the world isn't perfect.
if it were Nala would use that thing taking up space in his head.

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You got x-ray vision? are you a doctor or something? how do you know there's anything in there?

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dre1507 wrote:You got x-ray vision? are you a doctor or something? how do you know there's anything in there?
Nala's creepiness and phobias could keep a psychiatrist busy for years. :)

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only if s/he has the willpower to not be overtaken by the stupid waves he emits.

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found this online...
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I do admire Nala in that almost every topic he makes has 3 or more pages worth of posts.

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and yet he never benefits from any of the hundreds of posts his threads accuulate.

i'm boycotting Nala-Threads (yes, he now has his own thread type).

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dre1507 wrote: i'm boycotting Nala-Threads (yes, he now has his own thread type).
Good luck with that.

I told myself that...several times before, but when you see a thread go from 1 to 5+ pages in a matter of hours...then I cave in and HAVE to see what I missed out.

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S13_love wrote:
dre1507 wrote: i'm boycotting Nala-Threads (yes, he now has his own thread type).
Good luck with that.

I told myself that...several times before, but when you see a thread go from 1 to 5+ pages in a matter of hours...then I cave in and HAVE to see what I missed out.
yea i know. there's some things in life i like to be delusional about hating and Nala-Threads are one of them.

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What the f*** highschools are you guys going to playing games like this? I thought this was only in the movies...

When I went to high school the only games we played were sneak vodka in water bottles and how long do you have to throw soda bottles at the freshmen till they move.

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Rare_f8 wrote:found this online...
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:rotfl
"Learn to speak European" :bowrofl:

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Red coupe wrote:What the f*** highschools are you guys going to playing games like this? I thought this was only in the movies...

When I went to high school the only games we played were sneak vodka in water bottles and how long do you have to throw soda bottles at the freshmen till they move.
Like I said Nala got the idea from the movie with Tim Allen in it that I posted.

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Paul Wall wrote:
Red coupe wrote:What the f*** highschools are you guys going to playing games like this? I thought this was only in the movies...

When I went to high school the only games we played were sneak vodka in water bottles and how long do you have to throw soda bottles at the freshmen till they move.
Like I said Nala got the idea from the movie with Tim Allen in it that I posted.
Seems like the whole school is in on it... Even druggy sluts are playing.
Nala couldn't get the whole school to go along with any idea that doesn't involve using his house as a place to party with out him....

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MinisterofDOOM wrote:
:rotfl
"Learn to speak European" :bowrofl:
:rotfl
My favorite: "EXXXTREME(everything)"

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MinisterofDOOM wrote:
http://icanhasinternets.com/wp-content/ ... /steve.jpg

:rotfl
"Learn to speak European" :bowrofl:
F'ing brilliant! :bowrofl:

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That cheating b****


im at karate and i get a text from my source she is coming. I tell sefu (head instructor) everything and he is like, those bishez arent coming in my school. They come in another persons car. Sefu runs out and yells at them and tells them they cant come in that i finish working at 9. SHe is like ok and leaves. I am in class, she walks across the mat with her muddy boots and shoots me. Other instructor calls ref and says i was working etc and sefu talked to her. Im in. 9:00 comes i leave work she is here. SHe tries running into the building but i hide and lock door. My karate teacher (ford) takes the keys and drives my car out front for an escape. She runs to my car thinking its me but then comes back. Ford takes her gun and shoots her. Richi is coming as a wtiness. assassin steals my car then comes back. Richie comes. I leave. Richie follows me home. I survive

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wtf did any of that say? you don't have a job, stop saying work. the rest of it makes no sense. dumbass.

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naladude911 wrote:
im at karate......
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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naladude911 wrote:That cheating b****


im at karate and i get a text from my source she is coming. I tell sefu (head instructor) everything and he is like, those bishez arent coming in my school. They come in another persons car. Sefu runs out and yells at them and tells them they cant come in that i finish working at 9. SHe is like ok and leaves. I am in class, she walks across the mat with her muddy boots and shoots me. Other instructor calls ref and says i was working etc and sefu talked to her. Im in. 9:00 comes i leave work she is here. SHe tries running into the building but i hide and lock door. My karate teacher (ford) takes the keys and drives my car out front for an escape. She runs to my car thinking its me but then comes back. Ford takes her gun and shoots her. Richi is coming as a wtiness. assassin steals my car then comes back. Richie comes. I leave. Richie follows me home. I survive

I think I represent everyone here when I tell you we really don't want any more details about this stupid game because you come off dumber with each post, if that's possible.
You get upset if someone even spits on your Mom's SUV, yet in the context of this childish game, you're now telling us someone stole it and you're bragging about it?? PLEASE stop posting. You are an idiot who needs a lobotomy. Of course that might mean you won't be able to sit down for a week.

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It would NOT be cool if someone found Nala's dad's email and linked him to this thread!

*wink, wink*

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MellowS13 wrote:It would NOT be cool if someone found Nala's dad's email and linked him to this thread!

*wink, wink*
Paging Dire91...... :chuckle:


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