Assassins

[naladude911]

Has anyone played?
To sum it up it's a school tradition that most seniors at local high schools take part in at the end of the year. Basically a huge water fight. You get one partner, two targets, and two assassins. Your goal is to shoot your targets with out being assassinated. There are rules though. You can not be shot at work or when there are witnesses (people playing game other then targets, partner, or assassins)

My arsenal:
I have more weapons now


Today I got followed. I stayed after for math and saw this old saab following me around. I took it to the highway and floored it to 100 MPH (I AM NOT LYING, I DO NOT CONDONE THIS SPEED BUT IT WAS ONLY FOR 2 MINS) and sure enough she tried catching up. I took an exit and she followed me all around town until I got back on the interstate and drove 30 mins and lost her in a driveway.

Later tonight my partner got shot at work. Everyone wants him dead so no one believe he was at work..

I am prepared to get assassinated though. I carry flash lights in my car, 6 guns, and binoculars.

[Razi]

I took it to the highway and floored it to 100 MPH (I AM NOT LYING, I DO NOT CONDONE THIS SPEED BUT IT WAS ONLY FOR 2 MINS)

So you sped up 100mph just so you don't get hit by water?
2 minutes is a long time.

[flohtingPoint]

Is there an amniocentesis test for whatever you are? If so, I'd abort you.

[krimsonviper]

I. Can't. Stand. You. Please leave.

[naladude911]

the goal is to survive. once your out, your out for good until your partner survives to the second round. The game goes to graduation. To play the game, everyone pitched in $5. If your team wins, and gets the most kills, then you get half the pot

[frapjap]

You could have just rolled your windows up and did 55mph until she got tired of following you at such a low speed on the highway.
I hope you weren't on the cell phone telling your buddies while you were driving 100mpb.

[Razi]

So you did all that just so you can get maybe get like 15 bucks...

I'd abort you.

I'll chip in for the cost of the procedure!

[krimsonviper]

the goal is to survive. once your out, your out for good until your partner survives to the second round. The game goes to graduation. To play the game, everyone pitched in $5. If your team wins, and gets the most kills, then you get half the pot

Huh. That's weird. I don't recall anyone asking you a question that needs this response.

BTW, why are you still here?

[naladude911]

no sir. I had high concentration at that speed. very dangerous. The car handled it fine, felt like I was doing 60.

[AppleBonker]

I just wish I could've been the cop to pull you over. That would be a fun explanation. I'm speeding because I'm in a water gun fight. Awesome.

[naladude911]

there are 212 people playing, thats 1060 total divided by 2 is $530. Maybe another Canali shirt

[dre1507]

*On phone*
Nala: hey Grandma, i'm doing 100mph running from a girl with a watergun.
Grandma: Why the hell are you running? Go get laid you ninny!!

[Razi]

Another pointlessly expensive shirt.
Yeaaah!!!


This one looks like it was made out of bedsheets from Kohl's.

[dre1507]

Loool. since when was it OK to wear fake polka dots on a button up?

[Dattebayo]

I'd fill my gun up with nitric acid and light that bish on fire.

[dre1507]

I'd fill my gun up with nitric acid and light that bish on fire.

imma assume you're talking about nala and not the shirt. lol.

[AppleBonker]

No way, use silver nitrate and dye their skin for weeks. That way you know when someone has been tagged.

[Razi]

Loool. since when was it OK to wear fake polka dots on a button up?

Since it was priced to be a $200 shirt and deemed "cool".
You can sell anything to idiots these days, just say it's expensive and cool.

[dre1507]

what about the simple stuff like a highly concentrated HCL....talkin like 10M concentration.

[S13_love]

[Dattebayo]

what about the simple stuff like a highly concentrated HCL....talkin like 10M concentration.

Because it would eat through the food grade plastic they use in those things. Duh.

[dre1507]

ahhh i see. *scratches head* note to self......"design stronger water guns".

[mmkeller]

there are 212 people playing, thats 1060 total divided by 2 is $530. Maybe another Canali shirt

He can do math

[TroubleBound]

Natural Selection is slackin like a ßitch.

[Dittoz7]

[Pwnin O'Brien]

He can do math

This is really off-topic, but mmkeller do you work for Mars in Minnesota?

[Otto.]

IB4 page 7.

Sounds like a fun game though.

[s0m3th1ngAZ]

We did this in college but it was with cheap pump paintball guns and several people got arrested/injured.
Makes it more real when you are paranoid about taking a round in the eye.

[dre1507]

We did this in college but it was with cheap pump paintball guns and several people got arrested/injured.
Makes it more real when you are paranoid about taking a round in the eye.

Oh so that's the correct version. Sounds fun.

[krash]

me and my friends do this, but in the woods, with electric airsoft guns. You're game sounds lame, and speeding around in a car with windows so that you won't get shot with water is the dumbest thing I've heard. Thats really one for the books.