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I'm telling you:
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Bubba1 wrote:
naladude911 wrote:That cheating b****


im at karate and i get a text from my source she is coming. I tell sefu (head instructor) everything and he is like, those bishez arent coming in my school. They come in another persons car. Sefu runs out and yells at them and tells them they cant come in that i finish working at 9. SHe is like ok and leaves. I am in class, she walks across the mat with her muddy boots and shoots me. Other instructor calls ref and says i was working etc and sefu talked to her. Im in. 9:00 comes i leave work she is here. SHe tries running into the building but i hide and lock door. My karate teacher (ford) takes the keys and drives my car out front for an escape. She runs to my car thinking its me but then comes back. Ford takes her gun and shoots her. Richi is coming as a wtiness. assassin steals my car then comes back. Richie comes. I leave. Richie follows me home. I survive

I think I represent everyone here when I tell you we really don't want any more details about this stupid game because you come off dumber with each post, if that's possible.
You get upset if someone even spits on your Mom's SUV, yet in the context of this childish game, you're now telling us someone stole it and you're bragging about it?? PLEASE stop posting. You are an idiot who needs a lobotomy. Of course that might mean you won't be able to sit down for a week.
:rotfl :rotfl

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MinisterofDOOM wrote:I'm telling you:
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that's how mellow gets the ladies! :cool:

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what's wrong with a little caveman tactics?

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dre1507 wrote:what's wrong with a little caveman tactics?
Won't work with Nala, he's petrified of girls. Can you picture him geing accosted? I see him assuming the attack pose, break a stick with his bare hands, scream "hiiiyaahhhh!!!!!" do a flying round house kick in the wrong direction, then hand over his wallet.

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I have an idea.Get that nutcase with the SR20 powered RX7 and Nala together and they can both drown themselves in bulls**t.

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Bubba1 wrote:
dre1507 wrote:what's wrong with a little caveman tactics?
Won't work with Nala, he's petrified of girls. Can you picture him geing accosted? I see him assuming the attack pose, break a stick with his bare hands, scream "hiiiyaahhhh!!!!!" do a flying round house kick in the wrong direction, then hand over his wallet.
oh no i know Nala is a lost cause. Any woman who wishes to have relations with him will have to risk being called a rapist. I was commenting on mellow's tactics for getting women.

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MellowS13 wrote:It would NOT be cool if someone found Nala's dad's email and linked him to this thread!

*wink, wink*
I mentioned that 2 pages ago

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:ohnoes2 :ohsnap

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numbnuts240 wrote:you mean this guy

http://bronxrotaryclub.org/PROfiles/Dr_Suvro_Sett.jpg
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Jeez, no need to take it that far...

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I found his moms website....... I don't think I should release this info to NICO I can't be responsible for the results. :ohno:

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For what it's worth I would motorboat though. :naughty:

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e-mail fizzy.

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fiznowler wrote:For what it's worth I would motorboat though. :naughty:
We will be the judge of that. If anything, rehost the images and post them. That'll throw off the trail.

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I am an a**, but I am not puttin pics of Nalas mom up anywhere. He seems like an all around decent kid just kinda tarded sometimes. I can only imagine the s*** he would catch.

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dre1507 wrote:what's wrong with a little caveman tactics?
I'm not a savage! I am a sophisticated and intelligent man who doesn't need that kind of primitive tactics to get date. ;)

ALSO:

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EDITED BY: Pwnin O'Brien

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Hey, just when I thought PMQ couldn't be more of a douche...

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that's pretty low.

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fiznowler wrote:I am an a**, but I am not puttin pics of Nalas mom up anywhere. He seems like an all around decent kid just kinda tarded sometimes. I can only imagine the s*** he would catch.
I agree with not posting his mom's picture or website here. Not without her permission.

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Bubba1 wrote: I agree with not posting his mom's picture or website here. Not without her permission.
that's why we have PM's!

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MellowS13 wrote:
dre1507 wrote:what's wrong with a little caveman tactics?
I'm not a savage! I am a sophisticated and intelligent man who doesn't need that kind of primitive tactics to get date. ;)

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:spitout: :rotfl

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PMQ, you just surpassed Nala. Very uncool.

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PoorManQ45 wrote:Deleted

EDITED BY: Pwnin O'Brien
And at least I'm not alone!

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Brien, how did you get to be the biggest f***** in the world?

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This thread is taking a turn for the worse.

All I can say is IBTL!

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Pwnin O'Brien wrote:This thread is taking a turn for the worse.

All I can say is IBTL!
agreed.

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Pwnin O'Brien wrote:All I can say is IBTL!
And this time it really wasn't something nala had control over. Amazing.


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