Assassins

[ProudNissanFreak]

Level of fail has increased with PMQ's posts. His old title "Argues with stumps" suited him quite well.

[Bubba1]

I think its a tie. You should STFU now before you overtake Nala.

Did I say something incorrect Joel?

Also, what's up with this?

Yes. Your attempt to compare Nala's situation to a race track. You're smarter than that.

About the pic. I don't know..

[PoorManQ45]

I don't think anyone should go that speed unless everyone is, but if the road were truly empty I would see no problem with it.

BS. Let's all look back to PMQ's little thread about speeding, stating the exact opposite. Some one post the link too it, I'm on my phone.

You'll notice that I said "unless everyone else is". Meaning if you're either in a group, or the only car around.

Level of fail has increased with PMQ's posts. His old title "Argues with stumps" suited him quite well.

I liked that one too!

Yes. Your attempt to compare Nala's situation to a race track. You're smarter than that.

About the pic. I don't know..

Indeed, I shouldn't have made that comparison. I was trying to say that accidents can happen anywhere, even on a sanctioned track.

PoorManQ45,

Why aren't you a moderator yet?

Because I'm an a$$. The only place I'd meet the qualifications is the electronics section.

[ADDirishboy]

Because I'm an a$$. The only place I'd meet the qualifications is the electronics section.

This is true. You do have an astounding knowledge for computers that I am very jealous of. Trying to learn more. I have a thread in the 'puters section if you could take a gander. Have lots of good info in there from mod and adam, but could always use some more.

[Jesda]

90-100mph is typical in a few parts of the country like northern Texas or the Bonneville Salt Flats (I kept hitting the 110mph limiter on the Saturn ).



But 100mph in the middle of Nalatown is mad dumb.

[PoorManQ45]

90-100mph is typical in a few parts of the country like northern Texas or the Bonneville Salt Flats (I kept hitting the 110mph limiter on the Saturn ).



But 100mph in the middle of Nalatown is mad dumb.

Unfortunately for Nala, Nalatown is where ever he is...

[Urabus GodofTraction]

You could have just rolled your windows up and did 55mph until she got tired of following you at such a low speed on the highway.
I hope you weren't on the cell phone telling your buddies while you were driving 100mpb.

Guys, guys! Be nice to the poor kid... everyone knows that...

I...
can't...
drive...
FIFTY FIIIIIIIVE!

Is a legit excuse in the court of law.

[Bubba1]

90-100mph is typical in a few parts of the country like northern Texas or the Bonneville Salt Flats (I kept hitting the 110mph limiter on the Saturn ).



But 100mph in the middle of Nalatown is mad dumb.

Unfortunately for Nala, Nalatown is where ever he is...

That is true but Jesda was referring to Westchester County NY. I'm curious if Nala's parents know what stupid things their son is doing.

[Silvia-Tom]

From Nala doing 100 mph back to the actual game:
I played this game too and seniors these days must be pansies, because this game is meant to be played with paintball guns, not waterguns.
Therefore when I used to play it, people were way more into it because they were REALLY scared not to get hit. Especially the few girls who played.
And the other reason is that you can't hide paintball-hits and the bruises after it. If in doubt, just take your shirt off and everybody will see if you're out. Whereas I believe there are a lot of cheaters when you play with water.

[ThatGuyRoger]

i want to play assas-

[Infinitiguy19]

So you guys are copying the water fight thing from the movie Big Trouble?!?!?!?!?

Its already been done before so with all the idea's you had to pick one out a movie, Not the best one either.

Nala you just fell another step down and suck even harder.

[naladude911]

umm while you debate my speeding Ill give you an update. My friend (partner) betrayed me to touch my assassins boobs. in return he told her everything I do, my garage code and yea. He was the only person I told I was going to the gym. I go to the gym, my assassin's best friends BMW is sitting right in front. I leave, she follows. My assassin asks me to touch her boobs so she can get me out. Im like ehh, what about you know, prom date? shes like no I have one.

Anyways. I dont want the deal. Boobs are boobs. Shes messed up to. Addicted to cigs, does hard drugs.

so i get chased by this BMW to whiteplains and then i turn around and head north. I get a text from my target "run, your assassin is in her friends car" I call my assassin, tell her she lied and shes in the car. We get into an intersection, light turn red. She gets out of the car and runs with a gun. light turn greens people honk at her.


We continue driving and my GPS f*** up. Its a dead in. I get boxed in. I call witnesses and they come, Im saved. Cops were almost called again. She was trying to break my window and random people were calling police.

Moral of the story.

The only person I can trust is my target.

[S13_love]

[Infinitiguy19]

So a girl told you to touch her boobs and you said no?

All I hear is FAIL, FAIL and more FAIL.

[TurboSauce]

[Oatmealman]

umm while you debate my speeding Ill give you an update. My friend (partner) betrayed me to touch my assassins boobs. in return he told her everything I do, my garage code and yea. He was the only person I told I was going to the gym. I go to the gym, my assassin's best friends BMW is sitting right in front. I leave, she follows. My assassin asks me to touch her boobs so she can get me out. Im like ehh, what about you know, prom date? shes like no I have one.

Anyways. I dont want the deal. Boobs are boobs. Shes messed up to. Addicted to cigs, does hard drugs.

so i get chased by this BMW to whiteplains and then i turn around and head north. I get a text from my target "run, your assassin is in her friends car" I call my assassin, tell her she lied and shes in the car. We get into an intersection, light turn red. She gets out of the car and runs with a gun. light turn greens people honk at her.


We continue driving and my GPS f*** up. Its a dead in. I get boxed in. I call witnesses and they come, Im saved. Cops were almost called again. She was trying to break my window and random people were calling police.

Moral of the story.

The only person I can trust is my target.

your fail is so incredibly hard.Just please for the love of god leave.I know you guys on here are awesome detectives,get his parents e-mail addy and send them this s***.He will kill someone sooner or later driving like a giant f*** doucher

[TurboSauce]

idk i got a laugh out of it +1

[ADDirishboy]

You couldn't have grabbed some tit and then ran like hell back to your car? Dumbass.

[asoomal]

sounds like fun but paintball guns would be much more fun.
paintball + war games in the woods = epic
squirty guns = FAIL

Nala, youre so cute.

and why are you doing 100 on the freeway? didnt you just get pulled over by a cop for window tint? the next thing it will be speeding and tailight tint + noise disturbance from all the bass in your car be careful, yo.

but you know what, its cool, youre young and you find simple ways to have fun. whatever.
sooo if the chick squirted your car you would be out? otherwise there was no sense in running away so fast on the freeway, just keep your windows up. please 'splain.

[TurboSauce]

for senior games in our school they play red rover.

[hbpignosePA]

sooo if the chick squirted you would be out?

well considering he wont even get close enough to a girl to grab some tits for fear of loosing a pansy a** game, im guessing he is going to win this one

[Razi]

Level of fail has increased with PMQ's posts. His old title "Argues with stumps" suited him quite well.

I remember when he got that title.
He got banned when he threw a hissy fit in the Learned'd because we wouldn't play with his dumba$$.

[Infinitiguy19]

Nala is 100 trillion times worse than PMQ.

[ProudNissanFreak]

LOL! You didn't touch her boobs and she asked you to because she's addicted to cigs? Wtf?

[naladude911]

no, shes disgusting. I really have to think this through. Her assassins will be my assassins once her team is dead. They are VERY hard to get rid of.

[krash]

Anyways. I dont want the deal. Boobs are boobs. Shes messed up to. Addicted to cigs, does hard drugs.

I'm fairly sure you just gave up the only opportunity that you'll ever get where a girl is willingly letting you grab her boobs because you didn't want to get squirted with water. Good job.

I just farted and it smells like pumpkin.

[Oatmealman]

no, shes disgusting. I really have to think this through. Her assassins will be my assassins once her team is dead. They are VERY hard to get rid of.

Let me give you a tip,when your a socially awkward virgin,tits are tits and snatch is snatch.Take advantage of what ya got and get something out of it.

[ThatGuyRoger]

so i get chased by this BMW to whiteplains and then i turn around and head north. I get a text from my target "run, your assassin is in her friends car" I call my assassin, tell her she lied and shes in the car. We get into an intersection, light turn red. She gets out of the car and runs with a gun. light turn greens people honk at her. We continue driving and my GPS f*** up. Its a dead in. I get boxed in. I call witnesses and they come, Im saved. Cops were almost called again. She was trying to break my window and random people were calling police.

so what happened to your arsenal of water weaponry so you can soak your assassin before they soak you? also, your said assassin is a dumba** too for their poor assassination technique. what happened to just waiting out side your door and blasting your a** terminator style?

[timay]

no, shes disgusting. I really have to think this through. Her assassins will be my assassins once her team is dead. They are VERY hard to get rid of.

Let me give you a tip,when your a socially awkward virgin,tits are tits and snatch is snatch.Take advantage of what ya got and get something out of it.

Maybe he isn't a slimeball scumbag? Or in a dude's words a "pimp."

This s*** reminds me of the advice given on the 40 year old virgin.

[Oatmealman]

Maybe he isn't a slimeball scumbag? Or in a dude's words a "pimp."

This s*** reminds me of the advice given on the 40 year old virgin.

Hey now don't take me for a slimeball.I have standards and have a girlfriend and would never cheat on her.Keep in mind this kid is what 18? and still has yet to touch a titty or see a real snatch.or probably kiss a girl.

Edit* wanted to add this too.

I'm not condoning sex before marriage,if you wanna save yourself for marriage so be it.It's not everyone's thing to save themselves for marriage.Just do what pleases you but atleast grab some titty or play some tonsil hockey with some random girls( make sure their clean,I can't stress this enough)