So it was really sad today. I was rolling out with my friend(the one with the mustang) with my t tops off rocking out to Taylor Swift because Taylor is amazing. My friend was playing Miley Cyrus(don't like her). We play that because when you are as cool as we are you can play whatever music you want....
Then spotted it in my rear view mirror. A bright green car...It was of course a civic, its always a civic, and it was pretty nice for a civic...by that I mean I could not think of a better way to blow money other than throwing it in a fire or something. This car had a full body kit, that was actually painted, rims, tinted windows and it was lowered. He pulls up next to me at the stop light(my buddy was behind me.) He heard my music and had the nerve to call me a fag. I said even with a shot clutch I will work over that gay car. He laughed and reved so I could hear that powerful 4 cylinder.
Lucky for me, since it has warmed up my clutch holds in first gear until about 5,500 rpms and I can get a little pull in second and a little in 3rd before my clutch is worthless.
The light went green and I hammered it(well as much as u can without reving lol) I tore though my first gear and did a short burst in 2nd. At this point I was already a good 5 car lengths ahead of him. My friend is right on my tail reving his car at the civic as he flys by him too. I slow down and of course the civic is still trying to prove something and rips past me. Thats when I see it...the dual fart can of death. I laugh and as I'm laughing he turns in to the trailor park. You can't make this crap up lol. I thought I was going to have to pull over I was laughing so hard. Civic owners are all the same...I will try and get a pic of this sweet civic if I see it again. The trailor park is just a mile or 2 from my house so I would imagine I will be seing him again
Ah I love rocking people while I rock out to Taylor Swift.
