^ < V forum game! Take 2

[frapjap]

^ 3's good
< five sounds better. next car will probably be a boxter or an older GT2.
V sounds reasonable? or maybe I should buy a house.

[Heavy]

^ uhh 10?
< ray... NO CATFISH
v what do a vending machine and monica lewinski have in common?

[TurboSauce]

^.they both say insert bill here?
< is surrounded by people who can't sleek English well
V understands that feel.

[Bubba1]

^ sure.
< Of course many of us Americans seem to think if we speak english slowly enough anyone will understand.
V Languages you know besides english.

[frapjap]

^ enough spanish to get by
< but not make conversation. Needs to learn chinese or mandarin in the near future.
V can speak drunkease to Torry

[alms24sebring]

^^^ hahaha thats sounds like the right answer to that joke to me
^ Sure but its harder to spell.
< There was a sexy 97 240 in the shop today. A white 5speed SE, decent body but not as good interior wise with all the plastic trim pieces falling out on acceleration. I want it.
v Favorite color on a car

[Bubba1]

^ depends on the car
< so you consider a 15 yr 240sx with a dilapidated interior sexy?
V drive your favorite dream car or get laid?

[alms24sebring]

^ oh dont make me choose. It was indeed sexy. It had a few miles on the clock if you know what I mean
< I love the smell of my farts of death
v So uh... they uhh... found the Higgs particle...

[Bubba1]

^ I'm sure "Sheldon Cooper" would be impressed....Bazinga.
< enjoy your swamp gaseous fortress of solitude.
V unless the Higgs particle makes it easier to separate sexy women from their clothing, I'm ain't that interested.

[TurboSauce]

^ correct I'm aint interested at all
< is contemplating bathing
V has bathed already

[frapjap]

^ first time since Friday!
< spent the weekend swimming in various bodies of water, wearing sunscreen, bug spray, and exercising. No sense in showering.
V smells like a Medieval serf

[Bubba1]

^That's just my after shave, "Eau de sweaty Farm worker"
< shopping for a new TV today. Old one is starting to die.
V wears Sex Panther cologne. 60% of the time it works every time.

[frapjap]

^ get a Panasonic Viera. Adam recommended one to me and I'm glad he did. Fantastic set.
^^ You can actually buy that now. http://www.amazon.com/Sex-Panther-1-7-o ... B001LNG4YG
< I rarely wear cologne. Maybe burberry at best. I think its the only bottle I have.
V first cologne you ever bought.

[Bubba1]

^ I think it was called Eau Sauvage loooong time ago.
< cannot believe people buy Axe - smells awful.
V more of a Hai Karate guy :

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAnU9zT87j4[/youtube]

[sbird1]

^ Just pretend I wrote something relevant here.
< So tired after working today. Working on boats outside in this heat sucks donkey nuts.
V Farts candy.

[alms24sebring]

^^ Axe is good but only 1 small spray, that all you'll need.
^ poops Ice cream
< I hate buying shoes online because I am very picky with clothing. Got some work boots so I hope they look good and fit.
v Last thing you grilled

[frapjap]

^ salmon, scallops, asparagus, burgers, and dogs.
< all in one sitting.
V why do running shoes have to se go damned gawdy?

[float_6969]

^ because most runners are too boring to do any other sports and need some balance in their lives
< enjoying my morning coffee
v Top 3 dream cars, each driven by what smoking hot girl/guy

[Bubba1]

^what good is a dream car and not driving yourself?
Ferrari 330 P4 with Cindy Margolis in the passenger seat; Ferrari 275 GTB4 with Sophia Vergara in the passenger seat; Ferrari 275GTS-4 NART with Monica Bellucci in the passenger seat
< these cars must have tilt wheel, off course.
V favorite brand of coffee.

[frapjap]

^ Good luck finding a P4. You've picked very classy looking women to adorn the vehicles. Monica is the hottest.
^^ I dont drink coffee. Or nearly anything with caffeine.
< but most decent coffee places have decent hot chocolate. That was a funny first date. Her suggestion, "lets get coffee." Not wanting to turn down this pretty girl I just hit it off with, I agree and say nothing about my distaste figuring I can always get something else. We meet up, its pouring down rain, I order hot chocolate. So does she (without me hearing). I pay. We sit. I ask how her coffee is during a lull in conversation and she says quietly, "I dont drink coffee." I replied, "ME NEITHER! I just really wanted to go out with you!" Was pretty awesome.
V too bad she moved to california never to be seen again...

[alms24sebring]

^ Awww that was a match made in heaven.
< I needs me a girl
v Never moves their back row in Checkers
v Also thought of Black Sheep when reading that

[Bubba1]

^ I would use my back row in Checkers if it makes sense to do so
^ Thinking of Black Sheep when reading what???
< Methinks Alms needs more coffee this morning
V was the "black sheep" of his family

[frapjap]

^ more or less.
< left home at 16 and did my own thing. Have been since then. Seems to be working out.
V who in your extended family hates your guts?

[Heavy]

^ dont know and dont care, they can get DEEZ NUTS
< holy hell its hard to find a cheap used car nowadays
v joel... sofia veraga seriously? her voice would make me to push a button and scream out EJECTO-SEATO CUZ!

[frapjap]

^ she shouldnt be talking while making your a sandwich or inhaling your meat.
< at least she doesn't sound like a man.
V bothers you that little boys voices sound like little girls.

[alms24sebring]

^^^^ Black Sheep the movie with Chris Farley dork. Dont remember that line when they were in the cabin?
^ I totally used to til like 10th grade
< Dont do coffee
v Think of what great movies Chris Farley would have done if he was still alive

[TurboSauce]

^ Chris who?
< Is too young
V Is too old

[alms24sebring]

^ Well that was the face palm of the week
< Totally though today was tuesday
v Whens the point where you start to feel old

[Bubba1]

^ when kids call you Mister instead of dude.
< you begin to like Buicks/Cadillacs
V has pretended to be younger to get a discount at a theater.

[float_6969]

^^When my daughter asked me where I learned to text and I had to tell her they invented it when I was younger. (She's 9)
^ I wish, I've always looked my age, or older
< Not looking forward to my very long day at work today
V Is old enough to know who Chris Farley is