^ < V forum game! Take 2

[frapjap]

^ well duh.
< would buy callahan brakes
V fat guy in a liiitle coat

[Heavy]

^ The point is, how do you know the fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer? "Building model airplanes" says the little fairy; well, we're not buying it. He sneaks into your house once, that's all it takes. The next thing you know, there's money missing off the dresser, and your daughter's knocked up. I seen it a hundred times.
< god i miss chris farley, everytime i hear his name all i think about is the scene from beverly hills ninja when hes dressed up like a chef swinging those two gigantic fish
v what is your favorite chris farley movie, where he was the main charachter... black sheep, tommy boy, or beverly hills ninja

[frapjap]

^ tommy boy, easily.
< too many memorable parts in that movie.
V HOLY SCHNIKE! THE DEERS ALIVE!

[Heavy]

^Uh, what my associate is trying say is... Our new brake pads are really cool. You're not even gonna believe it. Like, let's say you're driving along the road with your family.You're drivin' along, la-de-da, woo. All of a sudden there's a truck tire in the middle of the road. And you hit the brakes. EEEEEEEEE! Whoa, that was close. Ha-ha. Now let's see what happens when you're driving with the "other guy's" brake pads. You're drivin' along, you're drivin' along, the kids start shouting from the back seat, "I gotta go to the bathroom, Daddy!" "Not now, damn it!" Truck tire. EEEEEEEE! I CAN'T STOP! There's a cliff! AAAAAHH! And your family's screaming, "Oh my God, we're burning alive!" "No! I can't feel my legs!" Here comes the meat wagon.And the medic gets out and says, "Oh my God". New guy's around the corner puking his guts out. All because you want to save a couple extra pennies. And to me, it doesn't...
< ITS HERBIE HANCOCK
v BEES KILLER BEES

[float_6969]

^KILL WHITEY!!!!
< Singing the REM song that nobody knows all the words to
V Somehow knows all the words....

[frapjap]

^ THERES SO MANY OF THEM
< so my co worker shoes up 25 minutes late today (for the 4th time this week) wearing shorts, a t shirt, air walk.
V Some folks I'll never understand.

[Bubba1]

^ True.
< But If your co-worker's boss allows him/her do it without consequence, who is more at fault?
V has been late to work more than once in a week's time (non-weather related).

[frapjap]

^ nope.
^^ she's traveling. probably thinks "what she doesnt know wont hurt her."
< dummy probably thinks no one else notices, too.
V no more learnd'd thread?!

[TurboSauce]

^Yes new Learned'd
< Ate more than he should've because he was compensating for not eating all day
V also over-eats

[alms24sebring]

^ Only after a THC induced coma. Those were the days...
< The waitress said "God, your sick", and " Tommy want Wingies" lol!
v What part of Canada is the French part

[Bubba1]

^ Depends on your definition of the "french part". There are french speaking Canadians in pretty much every province. FWIW I could be wrong but I think only Quebec has French as its official language.
< Are you planning a trip to Canada?
V Favorite Canadian beer.

[alms24sebring]

^ Nope just random question altho it beats Mexico.
^ I just like Canadian bacon
< Got a haircut which SUCKS. The lady kept talking and talking...
v Next time Ill get a Vietnamese whore to shave me... then cut my hair...

[frapjap]

^ they'll do that. don't forget the happy ending
< slept way too many hours.
V what bad things did you do this weekend?

[Bubba1]

^ nothing bad, went TV shopping, as the ol' Sony is starting to show signs of age.
< Can't believe how much prices have fallen on TV's since I bought my last one.
V last bad thing you did?

[frapjap]

^ peed and bang in the ocean.
< yesterday.
V last time you had pool sex?

[Bubba1]

^ several years ago.
< pool sex > beach sex
V road head > pool sex

[frapjap]

^ mmmmm. thats a toughie.
< would have to have both in the same day to make a fair decision.
V booby banging > old fashioned.

[Heavy]

^ OLD FASHIONED ALL DAY
< so i just wached a video of Jon St.John "duke nukem" read a cople lines from "50 shades of grey"... EPIC
v how was your weekend poopyface?

[Bubba1]

^good, Mr. Pee-pee breath.
< Can imagine Jon St.John, in a deep whispering voice, "And then she gently put her hand on his shoulder, when he uttered, "BLOW IT OUT YOUR AZZ!!!"

V has fantasized about motorboating alms24ebring

[Heavy]

^ MAN BOOBS, DONT CARE
< IM HERE TO KICK a** AND CHEW BUBBLEGUM,AND IM ALL OUT OF GUM
v who do you want to motorboat?

[frapjap]

^ katharine mcphee
< suprised that bubba knows who duke nukem is. very, very suprised.
V I'M GONNA RIP OFF YOUR HEAD AND s*** DOWN YOUR NECK (he does just that in the game after you beat the monster in the stadium. With 'God mode' and 'all weapons mode' turned on, of course)

[alms24sebring]

^ I was just a bit too young to have played that but I do remember my bro playing it. Doom was more my fashion.
< Likes Twisted Metal more
v I also offer kisses in exchange for a rose

[Bubba1]

^ roses on my piano are not as good as tulips on my organ
< call me weird, but I'm more likely to give a rose than receive one.
V is running to a flower store.

[Heavy]

^ yeah so i can get DA BITCHE DA bishez
< over sletp this morning, made it to work in record time
v ever over slept and made it to work faster than normal?

[frapjap]

^ maybe just in time.
< underslept and went in early
V americans work longer hours than any other country aside from Japan.

[hitbychance]

^ brutal
< just got back from a weekend trip to see Skrillex in concert
V knows it was epic

[frapjap]

^ would rather shove ice picks in my ears than listen to that s***.
< grumpy and thinks new "music" sucks the big one.
V needs another beer.

[alms24sebring]

^ Lets talk about beer this weekend.
^ Also awesome new avatar.
< Took off early because being out in the sun was making me feel sick and heat exhausted.
v Id much rather be really cold than really hot.

[TurboSauce]

^ I'd rather be warm then really hot or really cold
< Lived in a temperate region all his life
V Doesn't know how that feels.

[frapjap]

^ knows exactly how that feels
< but would rather be cold than warm any day.
V FINALLY. Rain came and some of the humidity pulled away from New England.