^ < V forum game! Take 2

[frapjap]

^ c'mon. Nala masturbates AT LEAST 4x a day. He doesn't wait for once a year.
< porns a great invention
V spitting on your wang is not good enough lubrication for rump bumping.

[Bubba1]

^ rump bumping?
< surprised how pervasive sex has become on the internet.
V ever do the "bucking bronco?" That's while you're "doing" your GF, you whisper in her ear that her sister does this position better. And then count how many seconds you can hang on....

[frapjap]

^ I dont have to do that to get the wild ride, thankfully.\
^ "the internet is more than a global p0rn network, dad"
< naaaaaaaaaaaaaah
V would shed many tears is internet p0rn went away.

[Heavy]

^ your damn straight, internet pron FTMFW
< joel, the "bucking bronco" is also known as the "rodeo" its the same thing except the saying is different. "the rodeo" when you have your gf, wife, ho w/e bent over and you tell her that you have the herp, then see how long you can hold on.
v ever heard of the chicken parm?

[Bubba1]

^ if it involves sand, yes.
< happy to admit I've never done that
V has given a rusty vending machine.

[frapjap]

^ I couldnt even get a google answer from that one.
< must be an old people thing.
V Been pounding away and slammed the wrong hole

[Bubba1]

^I suppose it's only wrong if she complains....
< not an old people thing. Urban dictionary > Google for this kinda stuff.
V Has teabagged someone

[frapjap]

^ Tried UB, too. No luck
^ yes.
< not lately.
V tabagged someone with ink on their nuts

[alms24sebring]

^
< I dont like tea
v 2 in the pink, 1 in the stink

[Heavy]

^ is the decal all of the ken block wannabes put on the bumper of their WRX
< saw a 1M for the first time yesterday, pretty damn cool
v A man walked into his house with a duck under his arm and said "This is the pig I've been shagging". His wife said "That's not a pig it's a duck!" Man says "I was talking to the duck!"

[Bubba1]

^
< have a friend that recently bought a 1M. Can't wait to try it out.
V beating the heat by walking aroound nekkid.

[Heavy]

^ maybe later
< A WILD TITO APPEARS
v whats your july 4th plans?

[nevertheless]

^get off work at 3pm, Blow s*** up, BBQ, Blow s*** up. get drunk
<Has illegal fireworks
VCan get bottlerockets anytime

[Bubba1]

^ yep. big fireworks store down the street from me.
< funny loophole in the laws. Us PA residents can't buy the big stuff, but NJ residents can, despite the big fireworks being illegal in NJ. All you need is a buddy from NJ come into the store with you, and sign a form saying which state you intend to shoot them off (cough, like a state where they're legal) .
V has shot roman candles from his butt.

[alms24sebring]

^ Ive been to Phantom a few times. Good stuff there but go early.
^ no. no jackass stunts here
< Might go to DC for tomorrow
v Remembers that it was impossible to pop a Caprisun by stomping on it

[Bubba1]

^ never tried that
< but I do have 7 mentos on a string waiting to drop into a 2 liter diet coke
V setting off fireworks at some point today

[alms24sebring]

^ maybe not looking like it for me
< I dont mind taking it light tonight.
v breaking up with people kinda sucks but must be done when it must be done.

[Heavy]

^ that it does, but the random hooking up a few weeks after the fact is pretty good
< today is going to suck, it has that feeling
v dude we should just nuke iran already, amiright?

[frapjap]

^ sounds like a rough night.
< needed the rest of the week off.
V taken any cool photos lately?

[Bubba1]

^ I took a bunch of photos and a lap video at NJMP a couple weeks ago, created a thread, and not one single person responded.
^^Nah. I would suggest discreetly assassinate Ahmadinejad and his cronies and make it look like al queda did it.
< Call me crazy, but I don't see the need to kill millions of innocent people.
V has dated someone of middle eastern descent.

[frapjap]

^ not yet, but waiting for the day.
< should make an absurd match.com profile saying I want very specific things in a woman (Iranian athiest who's into saddism and domination. Must have child to rear in my own image) for S&G's and see what happens.
V will partially fund my venture in exchange for the stories

[Bubba1]

^ ok
< but the stories better be good.
V tried one of those dating sites like Match.com, Eharmony or Bondage.com.

[frapjap]

^ bondage.com sounds awesome. S&M.com might be better though.
^^ I'll draft something up profile wise and run it by you
< tried match previously but I wasn't making the money I am now (and I was also in much more debt) which made dating a strain on my finances. Plus I had roommates. No smart chick wants to date a financially obligated dude with roommates. I'd probably have a much better experience today.
V Met their wife/girlfriend the old fashioned way. She also gives 'old-fashions'

[alms24sebring]

^ better to give than receive I always say
< Women and online dating sites just dont match. Dammit I wish I asked that hot girl out.
v Has the bubble guts like I have had all day

[frapjap]

^ been settled lately.
< but have been working out more than usual lately, it helps.
V what kinda shoes you wearin?

[Bubba1]

^sandals
^What are Bubble guts? Hopefully not the precursor to more nasty gaseous effects later on...
< my nephew met his wife via eharmony. I guess it works in some cases
V "you do me and I'll owe you one" > "better to give than receive"....

[alms24sebring]

^ haha fair enough. I like you to be indebted to me.
< God I think I have a slight case of heat exhaustion. Havent been eating, body is beat, and Im not sweating like I should.
v Oh great a record high 105 -110 tomorrow and Im working from 730-5. F'n bullspit

[Heavy]

^ HACE CALOR MUCHACHO
< might be going to look at a new car today, hopefully it looks as good as it did in the pictures
v f*** car loans....sadface

[frapjap]

^ Theres a 2001 SS camaro here with 111k for $5500. Come look!
< would buy it but has enough cars.
V he didn't just say what I think he did...did he?

[Bubba1]

^ he did.
< 5 is a good number for cars to own.
V what's your right number of cars to own.