^ < V forum game! Take 2

[alms24sebring]

^^^ post fail
^ rewiring headlights
< watching some funny a$$ s***
v Ever find yourself watching real car accidents? (thats not the funny part, just wow factor)

[Bubba1]

^ kinda hard not to watch them when you hear the tire screeching
< Watched a few agricultural excursions at NJMP the other day, but no accidents
V last time you uttered the f-word.

[frapjap]

^ this morning when I soaked myself first thing in the morning with the sprinkler while trying to water my garden.
< shouldn't have got mad, was going to shower immediately after anyway.
V last time you uttered the F-word

[hitbychance]

^ 10 mins ago when i dropped my phone
< says it frequently
V is also having a super busy day

[frapjap]

^ did you drop it on the bathroom floor?
< "what are you doing with that shoelace? Why are you throwing it away?"
< "This baby came untied and came in contact with the bathroom floor."
V too young to know where the quote comes from

[Heavy]

^ no idea what you talking about
< thinks ray is off his rocker
v saw MIB3 last night, wasnt bad. your thoughts?

[Bubba1]

^ I liked it, including K's eulogy...
< for my wife' b-day, I took her to Snow white and the Huntsman. HAd hopes for Charlise Theron to get nekkid, and she did, but showed zip. Save your money and watch it on HBO this fall.
V loves Alvin and the Chipmunk movies.

[Heavy]

^ i find them utterly annoying
< it was Zeds eulogy, not Ks. Uhhh charlise theron nekkid.....
v wants to punch out ignorant people that talk during the whole damn movie

[Bubba1]

^ agree. Some idiot behind me brought little kids to snow white and the huntsman, thinking cutesy G rated fare with sleepy,dopey, and bashful. they began complaining when bloody violence started almost immediately until I gave them the evil eye and they left.
^ Uh, K delivered the Eulogy.
< filling out payment forms for my kid's college. Guys with babies, better start saving now....
V Will fart repeatedly in a theater to get the people in front of you to move.

[Heavy]

^ your damn right
< sorry i read it as it was FOR K not BY K
v ever throw dots at little kids in the theatre?

[hitbychance]

^ hell yess great idea!
< doesn't have kids or a woman
V is married

[Bubba1]

^ yep
< my wedding anniversery is next week
V gift ideas?

[sbird1]

^ Massage and manicure.
< Good night for chillin at home.
V Hates small dogs like I do.

[alms24sebring]

^ This f***** in a Mustang looking like a BMW driver had his little rich white girl holding a little f***head nugget of a dog.
< There was a RHD clean and sexy lookng Evo 3 (I think) at the car meet tonight
v Ive been thinking of a new car... WRX (probly not an STi)

[Bubba1]

^ since you already have a sedan, how 'bout adding a BRZ?
< Eikon is having a blast with his, and looks sexy (the car, that is )
V cat or dog

[alms24sebring]

^ dog, altho I love cool cats too.
^ With that money Id rather get a newer STi or other option, not that that wouldnt cross my mind
v Song that was stuck in your head today

[Heavy]

^ now we can see by the thermals
< the dudes next door in the brewery are rocking out to de la soul, win
v whats the most disgusting thing you have ever eaten

[Bubba1]

^ Rocky MountaIn Oysters
< But it didn't get bad until I was told what it was
V has deep sea fished.

[Heavy]

^ yeah caught some striper off the coast of cape hatteras
< rocky mountain oysters huh? sorry i dont mess with seafood when im inland
v mom and dad killing their daughters pimp, thoughts?

[Bubba1]

^ need more details to share thoughts about that
^might want to google Rocky Mountain Oysters .
< it ain't seafood
V likes R.M. oysters.

[alms24sebring]

^ The ones over here are much better and fresher.
< nothing like the feeling of a cold chunky loogie of a raw oyster, sliding down your throat... with cocktail sauce of course.
v Ever gotten sick from raw oysters like in Osmosis Jones

[frapjap]

^ Nope.
^ but neither of you seem to know what Rocky Mountain Oysters are.
< hasn't eaten them. Believes a dozen regular oysters eaten while drinking can help curb hangovers.
V gets all horny when they eat regular oysters.

[Heavy]

^ not a fan of oysters so no, usually involes firing up the grill and a 12 pack for em
< lol joel i read the description and got this off of wikipedia "A few other deceptive terms, such as "cowboy caviar", "Montana tendergroins", "dusted nuts", "bull fries" or "swinging beef" may be used." LOL
v miachel jacksons tiger died of lung cancer, WTF!?

[Bubba1]

^ His tiger might be gone, but I think his chimp Bubbles(?) is still alive.
< the more you learned about MJ, the creepier he got.
V enjoys moonwalking, grabbing your own crotch, while singing a falsetto "heee heeeee"in front of children...

[frapjap]

^ s***. children love when I do it in front of them.
< im a puppet.
V teaching a child to headbang in the near future

[alms24sebring]

^^ Bubbles??


^ I bang childrens heads on the corner of coffee tables cuz they dont SHUT UP
< Thats gross. I wiki'd RM oysters and was wondering why I saw testicles in bold... oooohh right.
v Could you ever see yourself eating weird sick a$$ Japanese or Indian 'food'

[frapjap]

^ do it all the time.
< if it doesn't kill you it makes you stronger!
V Kelly Clarkson said so.

[Bubba1]

^LOL. Jesda must have a good effect on Kelly. She's recently dropped a lotta weight and said it was due to her boyfriend.
< They didn't name the boyfriend, so it could be our Dockers Dude.
V someone has a restraining order against you

[frapjap]

^ its probably expired.
< can go back to masturbating in the confessional at church now.
V was Captain masturbatlon back in high school and now.

[Bubba1]

^Ha! nope.
< But the Church did name a day after Nala and his prolific pud pulling: Palm Sunday
V HAd to google "Palm Sunday" to double check.