^ < V forum game! Take 2

[frapjap]

^ As I stare into the beer cooler without a mission or taste in mind I usually end up with Harpoon IPA
< had a sex dream last night. sahweet.
V had a sex dream about an anime cartoon character

[Heavy]

^ it involved tenticles
< is it legal yet to shoot people going slow in the left lane?
v its not ya beauty its ya booty

[Bubba1]

^ not necessarily. I've seen a beauty of a booty
^ you should be able to shoot them, but will have to settle for the international NJ Symbol of friendship.
< had a female road rager behind me yesterday. I coasted up to a light that just turned red, and this crazy female roared up behind me honking madly shaking her fist, presumably because I didn't get to the red light quick enough for her or perhaps didn't move to the left lane which was wide open. When that failed to provoke some sort of remorseful response from me, she pulled onto the shoulder. I rolled down down the window,,pointed at the still red light, smiled and said red light! She's begins cursing at me in some eastern European language. When the light turned green. I flipped her the NJ symbol of friendship and pulled away. I think she stalled her car because she just sat there.
V enjoys tormenting road ragers.

[frapjap]

^ I do exactly that pretty regularly.
< last road rage incident was when some folks decided that I should turn right on a "no right on red" intersection. Pointed at the sign and got the finger and an obnoxious horn honk.
V worst accident?

[Heavy]

^ that ive seen? or that ive been in?
< seen: i was sitting at a stop sign and see this old geezer in a late 80s oldsmobile inching up past the stop sign not paying attention to a damn thing around him. Right as he is about to take off a dump truck rips apart the car from the doors foward, basically the whole front clip was laying on the otherside of the road. You could see the tire marks from where the truck driver laid on the brakes trying to avoild this old fart. time for a license re-test.

ive been in: i was helping a friend get his car stuck off a rock "long story" and my then brand new to me svt focus gets plowed into by a drunk driver in a HD silverado. Guy gets out, stumbles around his truck and gets back in and takes off. The cops took their sweet a** time getting there and never caught the guy.

V any crash horror stories?

[Bubba1]

^ old one. I was t-boned by a 16 yr old street racer wannabe when he blew thru a red light at high speed. Took the FD/paramedics 30 minutes to extract my GF from what was left of my car. The spoiled little turd tried to flee but was stopped by witnesses, then his dad fought every ticket the cops issued. Both father and son failed as badly as Nala asking out a girl.
< have no respect for street racers.
V has seen a ghost

[frapjap]

^ used to think so
< then reached the age of reason.
V the supernatural is BS.

[alms24sebring]

^ No you are BS. Ghosts are definantly as real as the moon landing
< The only real bad accident Ive seen was a long time ago when I in the car while my mom went into a gas station or 711 or something. BOOOM! I turn around and see the 2 cars sliding to a stop with what looked like an engine or trans on the ground from impact
v Would volunteer to eat a whole habanero pepper for my entertainment

[frapjap]

^ recently had the hottest stuff at BW3.
< was a total accident. Cook made a mistake. IT WAS HOT. and I will never do it again.
V routinely eats food hotter than the surface of the sun.

[alms24sebring]

^ No. The worst part is that it comes out just as spicy
< Starting a new job tomorrow yay, sounds like a good one too
v Trying to find the f***s you are giving

[Bubba1]

^ Can you please translate?
^ Good luck on your new job
< getting taken out to breakfast and seeing MIB3 for Fathers Day.
V What are you doing for your dad for father's day?

[alms24sebring]

^ Ive never done anything for fathers day, dad was never around.
< My dad is in fact trying to live in a Mexican Paradise in a place next to Guatemala for the rest of his days.
v Thought Prometheus sucked scrotum skin as well. MoD has bad taste ( dont tell him I said that)

[Bubba1]

^ I didn't see it, so I can't agree/disagree
< saw MIB3. Very good, worth seeing. Not a spoiler alert, but If you see it with your GF, you might want a tissue handy for the end.
V has the hots for Tommy Lee Jones.

[frapjap]

^ not so much
< more of a will smith fan. he has good taste in women.
V would lick tom cruises ding-a-ling

[Heavy]

^ na, its got katie holmes cooties on it
< drove an evo this weekend, i really miss having a car with a manual
v stop picking your boogers

[sbird1]

^ Creeper.
< Have not had much time at all lately for NICO.
V Misses seeing my clever posts more frequently.

[frapjap]

^ only sometimes. But then you post crap like that!
< needs meditation or something.
V angry all the time.

[Heavy]

^ only at the cyclists in NYC
< just emailed a guy about a fwd hondathingamajig
v YOU CRACKIN DAT VTAKK BRAH?

[frapjap]

^ nope.
< but I did rev out third gear in the miata this morning. Cheap wal mart oil burns baaaaad
V favorite Friends character?

[alms24sebring]

^ I thought Monica was hotter
< they have me working outside in the sun with 90% humidity for the next 2 days, with no lift and a super busy shop.
v oh well gotta bite the bullet sometimes

[hitbychance]

^ gotta make that cash money
< hasn't posted on here in a while
V HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

[Heavy]

^ AWW HERRO
< dude its going to be 90 today and i gotta sit outside at a graduation... FAWK
v finish the lyrics.. i dont want no ------

[frapjap]

^ scrub.
< A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
V Hanging out the passenger side, of his best friend's ride, trying to holler at me

[Heavy]

^ But a scrub is checkin' me, But his game is kinda weak
< And I know that he cannot approach me, Cuz I'm lookin' like class and he's lookin' like trash
v Can't get wit' no deadbeat a**, So no

[sbird1]

^ I am too tired to understand what's going on right now.
< I'm exhausted and after work I have to drive an hour to Savannah for a date.
V Ok, not have to, really, but I'm just damn tired.

[frapjap]

^ hopefully its a sleep over
< has a sleep over tomorrow. before an early flight to vegas. probably not much sleeping will be going on.
V electric lemonades are awesome on a hot day.

[Bubba1]

^ will have to try one, but I normally don't consume drinks that plug in....
< I did see the indredients, looks really good.
V favorite hot weather drink?

[alms24sebring]

^ cold gatorade during the day and a colder beer at sunset

[hitbychance]

^ i'm having a cold beer now
< just wasted three hours attempting the test pipe install
V knows there is one bolt that you can't get any tool on

[frapjap]

^ thats the bolt I leave out on the reinstall.
< usually I end up snapping said bolt and getting more angry.
V last stubborn thing you worked on in a car