tito

Post by **naladude911** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 4:07 pm

call me. I dont know how to send you a private message. Basically things wen't down hill with that chick, I did everything with her but get my d!ck wet

o yea, and please dont block your number this time

Post by **MellowZ32** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 4:09 pm

naladude911 wrote:call me. I dont know how to send you a private message.

WTF??

naladude911 wrote:Basically things wen't down hill with that chick,

naladude911 wrote: I did everything with her but get my d!ck wet

LIES!!!

Post by **IBCoupe** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 4:16 pm

Tito's pimping out Nala?

Post by **RobPaulson** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 4:21 pm

IBCoupe wrote:Tito's pimping out Nala?

most likely, tito gave him some crackerjack advice and nala took it as the bible, screwed things up like he usually does, and now is going to annoy the crap out of tito until he gives him moar.

imo hes just gona get moar kicks in the junk tho.

Post by **krimsonviper** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 4:38 pm

I knew we were over due for a thread like this.

Now's your chance for revenge! Post her pics on 4gifs.com!

Post by **Mr1der** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 4:40 pm

THREAD OF THE YEAR

Post by **dre1507** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 4:41 pm

Mr1der wrote:THREAD OF THE YEAR

Somewhere along those lines. It WILL be when/if tito replies.

Post by **ProudNissanFreak** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 4:41 pm

naladude911 wrote:call me. I dont know how to send you a private message. Basically things wen't down hill with that chick, I did everything with her but get my d!ck wet

o yea, and please dont block your number this time

MOTHER EFFING EPIC

Post by **AppleBonker** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 4:53 pm

Actually, I believe Tito gave him legit advice. Nala just probably found a way to screw it up.

Nala, welcome to the club. The first time you try to bone a chick you are likely to fail. Most guys do. In fact, many guys fail multiple times. You, on the other hand, may set a new record for failed attempts.

Post by **Mr1der** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 4:58 pm

haha...I don't doubt Tito gave him solid advice...there comes a point to when it's just sad.

Post by **IBCoupe** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 5:02 pm

Like a Korean lady trying to get her license...

Post by **AppleBonker** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 5:03 pm

Seriously, there is no need to give nala bad advice. I'm pretty sure without our help he can screw it up on his own. I'm more interested in seeing if he can succeed. That would be an epic thread, and would quite possibly lead to him seriously stalking a chick. And more lulz for us.

Post by **Dattebayo** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 5:03 pm

Nah, he just found a chick who would let him do whatever she wanted, then when he let her know how desperate he is to get laid, she ran off cause he forgot to spike the drink with drugs.

Post by **IBCoupe** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 5:04 pm

AppleBonker wrote:Seriously, there is no need to give nala bad advice. I'm pretty sure without our help he can screw it up on his own. I'm more interested in seeing if he can succeed. That would be an epic thread, and would quite possibly lead to him seriously stalking a chick. And more lulz for us.

Win for everybody but the chick?

Post by **AppleBonker** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 5:07 pm

And nala. But that's how he rolls.

Post by **Mr1der** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 5:14 pm

he needs to get his a** in here and tell us what went wrong damnit!

Post by **ThatGuyRoger** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 5:15 pm

oh buddy....

Post by **Otto.** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 5:21 pm

IBCoupe wrote:Like a Korean lady trying to get her license...

Would that Korean lady happen to be Razi?

Post by **IBCoupe** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 5:26 pm

Aren't they all?

Post by **Razi** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 5:59 pm

Otto MCR wrote:
IBCoupe wrote:Like a Korean lady trying to get her license...
Would that Korean lady happen to be Razi?

I passed mine on the first try bish!

Post by **S13_love** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 6:14 pm

naladude911 wrote:Basically things wen't down hill with that chick, I did everything with her but get my d!ck wet

Meh...whatever, this pretty much happens to everyone.

...

But...

naladude911 wrote:o yea, and please dont block your number this time

Post by **poems2beats** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 6:52 pm

You guys ever watch the Maury Show and see those episodes of people who were like ugly ducklings in high school. Never got laid but then eventually hit puberty and got a gym membership. Then they turned into good looking people and were able to get laid.....

Maybe nala will be one of those ugly ducklings....

Post by **Bubba1** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 7:16 pm

infiniti_lineup wrote:

Great pic. Guys, Nala's definition of "getting his d!ck wet" is likely when he forgets to open his fly before he pees.

YouTube · Post by **dasoupdude** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 7:19 pm

this.. this will be a good thread.

Post by **Jesda** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 7:25 pm

THIS THREAD IS HAPPENING

Post by **PoorManQ45** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 7:28 pm

Bubba1 wrote: Great pic. Guys, Nala's definition of "getting his d!ck wet" is likely when he forgets to open his fly before he pees.

Seriously, Nala, you know you can block your own phone number from being sent, right? This will defeat most call blockers...

Post by **Bubba1** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 7:30 pm

Mr1der wrote:he needs to get his a** in here and tell us what went wrong damnit!

Can't wait....

Post by **Bubba1** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 7:37 pm

PoorManQ45 wrote:[

Seriously, Nala, you know you can block your own phone number from being sent, right? This will defeat most call blockers...

There might be another way around Nala's call block predicament with Tita.
Perhaps his mom's cell phone has Tita on speed dial under the name, "Lance Ramrod."

Post by **AZ89two4Tsx** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 8:49 pm

Lol, this has to be some kind of joke. It's just TOO much fail.

Somebody probably got Nala's password.

Post by **naladude911** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 9:09 pm

no, I did everything tito said. We were going to go all out until my roommate walked in. After this, we kind of had an unofficial relationship and I was going to talk about making it official Monday but things went downhill over the weekend and she just wants to be friends, has no feelings for me, and regrets kissing (and more but I prefer to keep it private) me

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