tito

[frapjap]

Has anyone on Nico actually met Nala? Until I hear an eye witness account that he's an actual real human and not just a troll I won't believe any of this. This is just too stupid to be real.

I know a kid with downsyndrome who has gotten laid. Srsly. If a kid with downs can get laid surely a rich kid like Nala could. . .

Very real. Showed up at Carlisle last year.

[PoorManQ45]

College greeting, "Hey, lets go back to my place and bump fuzzys." Afterwards, "Oh, what is your name?"

[dusred]

Very real. Showed up at Carlisle last year.

Are you sure the kid who is playing Nala isn't just a professional actor? I'm still calling Bs. . .

[marlin29311]

subscribed!

[Bubba1]

Very real. Showed up at Carlisle last year.

Are you sure the kid who is playing Nala isn't just a professional actor? I'm still calling Bs. . .

No, it's not BS. As amazing as it seems, he is a real person. Shy, wierd, and obsessive. When he showed at Carlisle, he was with another NICOnaut (Dire91).

[Encryptshun]

Nala, I kinda admire you for really just not giving a damn what people think, but if you want advice on how to handle women, experience is a better teacher than asking a question on this forum. Be yourself and wait to find someone who likes you for you. It's trial and error at first, but that's what makes it fun.

Just remember that women are difficult to understand until they reach the age of 30. Teenage and college women are impossible to understand, even to themselves.

[naladude911]

so far ive learned, its rare at college to find a girl who wants a relationship. One night stands are popular. This weekend I plan to dance with a girl at a party and be like, lets f*** and see what happens

[Koshin]

roofies my friend, roofies

and Nala is the single most odd individual ever

[AppleBonker]

This weekend I plan to dance with a girl at a party and be like, lets f*** and see what happens

Please do exactly that

[Bubba1]

im not going to post pictures of her.
Basically I saw her at a party, went up to her and started talking to her
-got her number
-texted her the next day
-things went forward and we watched a movie in my bed
-next day did it again but hooked up
-went to 3rd base
-roommate walked in
-talked a lot more, hung out all friday
-kinda were going out
-weekend went by didnt hear anything
-her phone "died"
-she talked a lot less
-i blew her off listening to nico advice, and played hard to get
-eventually talked to her to see whats up
-i have been shoved into the friend zone

I know you're not gonna read this but here is why you failed. Did it ever occur to you that she might have wanted to do more than just sit in your dorm room and watch stupid movies until you gathered up enough courage to awkwardly kiss her and grope her boobs?

You were never a couple, kid. Third base means oral sex, you moron. All you did was kiss her and put a hand on her boob. And since it ended so quickly, that means you technically made SECOND base but in reality you "got thrown out trying".

Had you invited her to do something interesting, like attend a football game, go ice skating, walk in the park, or something where you can talk and get to know her and not her breasts, you would have done much better. This is the same advice we gave you in high school that you blew off and failed. Perhaps some day you'll wise up? Naah.

And as far as listening to NICO advice about playing hard to get, that's a lie. You only asked Tito privately, not NICO. And that strategy only works for guys like Tito, who are comfortable around women. You are clearly not. So to summarize.

[DrifterXRPS13]

umm, excuse me miss, does this smell like chloroform to you?

[RobPaulson]

umm, excuse me miss, does this smell like chloroform to you?

this.

[tiger-SE-R]

funny, I was wondering what happened to teh nala. I was at his university yesterday.

[Bubba1]

so far ive learned, its rare at college to find a girl who wants a relationship. One night stands are popular. This weekend I plan to dance with a girl at a party and be like, lets f*** and see what happens

not true. There are all types of girls. The problem is you don't spend any effort to recognize the differences.

[Mr1der]

did he touch your boob?

how I interpret Nala's situation.

She was down to f*** and you wanted to marry her.

[Encryptshun]

so far ive learned, its rare at college to find a girl who wants a relationship. One night stands are popular.

Don't look for a relationship.

This weekend I plan to dance with a girl at a party and be like, lets f*** and see what happens

Don't use those words. If you say "let's f*ck", she feels like a ho. If you say something like "Hey, you wanna get out of here?", and she says yes, it still means the same thing, but it keeps mystery part of the equation and it lets her feel like she's meeting you halfway. Pay attention to her body language. If she's constantly looking away from you, like over your shoulder or whatnot, may be trying to find an escape route.

[Bubba1]

so far ive learned, its rare at college to find a girl who wants a relationship. One night stands are popular.

Don't look for a relationship.

This weekend I plan to dance with a girl at a party and be like, lets f*** and see what happens

Don't use those words. If you say "let's f*ck" and she says yes, she feels like a ho. If you say something like "Hey, you wanna get out of here?", and she says yes, it still means the same thing, but it keeps mystery part of the equation and it lets her feel like she's meeting you halfway. Pay attention to her body language. If she's constantly looking away from you, like over your shoulder or whatnot, may be trying to find an escape route.

I don;t think he has the kahonies to say "let's" f*ck anyway.

[dusred]

If you go to her and say "lets fu3k" she will likely smack you across the face and kick you in the balls. Most girls don't like being treated like whores. It's only like that in the movies.

[dasoupdude]

[DrifterXRPS13]

just got a call from a chic...heading to the beach to get some, have fun nala!

[GrilledCheese33]

Go up to said girl at the party and say: "So how much does a polar bear weigh?" She will reply something like "I don't know." Then you say, "Enough to break the ice. Hi i'm Naladude". Lmao but use your real name.

Seriously though your getting some really good advice here. Going back to your place and watching a movie is the worst "date" or whatever you wanna call it once you first meet someone. Mini golf, ice skating, and stuff like that is a great way to get to know a chick. You two obviously didn't work out, so on to the next one. Don't sweat the little things like being hung up on this one chick and enjoy your college life!

[frapjap]

Did you ever ask your dad how he met your mom?

[AppleBonker]

just got a call from a chic...heading to the beach to get some, have fun nala!

[PoorManQ45]

If you go to her and say "lets fu3k" she will likely smack you across the face and kick you in the balls. Most girls don't like being treated like whores. It's only like that in the movies.

See, that's what's odd about it.

The women at that age don't want to seem like a whore in front of their friends. Even if they fully wanted it they would deny it if their friends were around. But if you had them alone and they were interested you could say pretty much what you want...

Nala: When dancing, if the vibe is good say something like, "Hey, lets go somewhere a little quieter." But ONLY do this when things wind down a little bit. You NEVER want to try to pull a woman from a fun environment.

[ProudNissanFreak]

Also, don't say it when you've only been there 5 minutes

...because you would.

[Encryptshun]

"Hey, lets go somewhere a little quieter." But ONLY do this when things wind down a little bit. You NEVER want to try to pull a woman from a fun environment.

Hmm. When I leave with a girl she understands she's going to have more fun than she's having already.

But hey, everyone's level of game is different.

[AppleBonker]

Yeah, I'm usually being begged to leave... The big O > dancing/bar/everything.

[PoorManQ45]

Yeah, I'm usually being begged to leave... The big O > dancing/bar/everything.

I believe you're usually being begged to leave by yourself...

[tm1218]

"lets go somewhere quieter"

"lets get outta here"

LOLOLOLOL. you guys are giving him the worst advice ever. those are things people say in B grade movies.

Nala... 99% of young girls could give two s*** about a relationship (a serious one at least)

like one of the people said on here... you moved too slow!

first start off by complementing her looks (telling her how hot you think she is). then move on to complimenting her looks in a different manner ("i like your boobs")...

if she laughs and/or seems comfortable when you are talking about her body in a perverse manner, odds are in your favor. its easy to tell if you creep her out. if this happens... stop before you become a registered sex offender.

what happens from that point on are pretty straight forward. cash the check, or lose it. you have to feel confident and comfortable around females. lack of confidence is one of the biggest turn-offs to them. why do you think tools can go up and talk to a girl like she is a piece of meat, and still get laid?... confidence

[AppleBonker]

Yeah, I'm usually being begged to leave... The big O > dancing/bar/everything.

I believe you're usually being begged to leave by yourself...

I know you're looking for an invite to watch, but it's just not going to happen. I'm sorry.