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[Dire91]

Oh jesus christ dude, you really had to go and put this on Nico?

[ADDirishboy]

I gave nala some solid advice during that aim convo. Apparently he ignored it all. Again. Maybe next time you should pay attention nala.

[Bubba1]

"lets go somewhere quieter"

"lets get outta here"

LOLOLOLOL. you guys are giving him the worst advice ever. those are things people say in B grade movies.

Nala... 99% of young girls could give two s*** about a relationship (a serious one at least)

like one of the people said on here... you moved too slow!

first start off by complementing her looks (telling her how hot you think she is). then move on to complimenting her looks in a different manner ("i like your boobs")...

if she laughs and/or seems comfortable when you are talking about her body in a perverse manner, odds are in your favor. its easy to tell if you creep her out. if this happens... stop before you become a registered sex offender.

what happens from that point on are pretty straight forward. cash the check, or lose it. you have to feel confident and comfortable around females. lack of confidence is one of the biggest turn-offs to them. why do you think tools can go up and talk to a girl like she is a piece of meat, and still get laid?... confidence

tm1218: The creepy casonova has repeatedly proven he has no game. As for scoring with girls, Nala couldn't hit water if he fell out of a boat. Smooth talking just doesn't work for him. He really doesn't know what to do, which is why he starts so many advice threads. Since most of the girls he chases end up finding him weird, the only ways he'll score is if some girl takes pity and makes the move herself (which is how he got his prom date), or if he invests the time getting to know them as people and skipping the silly Don Juan 10 step to seduction method.

[LocAL_anarchy]

"lets go somewhere quieter"

"lets get outta here"

LOLOLOLOL. you guys are giving him the worst advice ever. those are things people say in B grade movies.

Nala... 99% of young girls could give two s*** about a relationship (a serious one at least)

like one of the people said on here... you moved too slow!

first start off by complementing her looks (telling her how hot you think she is). then move on to complimenting her looks in a different manner ("i like your boobs")...

if she laughs and/or seems comfortable when you are talking about her body in a perverse manner, odds are in your favor. its easy to tell if you creep her out. if this happens... stop before you become a registered sex offender.

what happens from that point on are pretty straight forward. cash the check, or lose it. you have to feel confident and comfortable around females. lack of confidence is one of the biggest turn-offs to them. why do you think tools can go up and talk to a girl like she is a piece of meat, and still get laid?... confidence

^this

And let me take things a step further. This girl that now has you in the friend zone? Put her out of your mind, just for now. Work on the confidence, get some swagger. Now if and when you see her at some parties, talk to her, be cool, but focus more on other girls, especially her friends. She'll notice you are no longer about a relationship, and that you are all about a good time. Then handle your business...

[Chaotic_Warlord]

I never knew any 1 person could be soooo full of FAIL, and then came Scuba Steve. Seriously dude, you were interrupted by the roommate... You're in college learn the code, if you hang a stated object from door handle (in the hallway) then the room mate knows not to enter. Get with the game dude, you really are the awkwardest guy on the planet. I would pay cash money to see you say "let's go f***" to some random chick, you getting your a** beat is well worth it, especially if that chick is banging a football player.

As I said before go find a fat chick, be nice to her, buy her dinner, maybe some flowers, and by the end of the night you'll have gotten into her pants, and probably gotten to PIIHB. Trust me fat girls give the best of everything especially head, because really what else do they have.

[Dattebayo]

Maybe he doesn't understand that it is a game to most chicks.

I would just suggest becoming a mass-murderer and rape her bloody corpse after you cut off her head.

[sx moneypit]

Maybe he doesn't understand that it is a game to most chicks.

I would just suggest becoming a mass-murderer and rape her bloody corpse after you cut off her head.

[Chaotic_Warlord]

Maybe he doesn't understand that it is a game to most chicks.

I would just suggest becoming a mass-murderer and rape her bloody corpse after you cut off her head.

That's one way to get some head...

I think Nala is going to wind up being NICO's resident Buffalo Bill, just saying.

[Dattebayo]

Buffalo Bill? I do not know of this...

[Frank E Bones]

Buffalo Bill? I do not know of this...

Its from Silence of the Lambs. I could totally see Nala being that guy.

[Encryptshun]

Nala couldn't hit water if he fell out of a boat.

I am SO stealing that.

[dusred]

Nala couldn't hit water if he fell out of a boat.

I am SO stealing that.

Nala's boat:

[poems2beats]

Trust me fat girls give the best of everything especially head, because really what else do they have.

Sounds like somebody is a chubby chaser...

[Razi]

Buffalo Bill? I do not know of this...

Its from Silence of the Lambs. I could totally see Nala being that guy.

[MellowZ32]

I would just suggest becoming a mass-murderer and rape her bloody corpse after you cut off her head.

I got a warning form a mod for suggesting that!

Its from Silence of the Lambs. I could totally see Nala being that guy.

I posted this long ago:

It chats with Nala on AIM or else it gets the hose again
It give its phone # to nala or else it gets the hose again
It ads Nala on FaceBook or else it gets the hose again
It's slows dances with nala or else it gets the hose again
It updates its FB status to: "In a relationship with nala or else it gets the hose again"

[tm1218]

Nala, just start with ugly sluts to build your confidence. nothing more to say.



... thank god I didn't have to go that route. lol

[Frank E Bones]

You can just picture him looking into a mirror, applying lipstick and sayin, "Would you f*ck me? I'd f*ck me"

[Razi]

You can just picture him looking into a mirror, applying lipstick and sayin, "Would you f*ck me? I'd f*ck me"

I totally can.

Poor Nala, what will you become.

[MellowZ32]

NSFW



[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkC6QCR_xoc[/youtube]

[Urabus GodofTraction]

I look forward to the next thread with the results from this "teaching."

Though I suspect Nala is beginning to exaggerate, and without pictures, I'm going to continue to.

I think the real story included a couple of seconds of the world's most awkward small talk, getting her name, then him furiously masturbating to pictures of her "Last Summer With My Highschool Peeps!" album on Facebook.

Cuz' there's bound to be some bikini pictures in there, amm'right dudes?

[Encryptshun]

I think the real store included a couple of seconds of the world's most awkward small talk, getting her name, then him furiously masturbating to pictures of her "Last Summer With My Highschool Peeps!" album on Facebook.

Charlieo, that could (and may) be the most brilliant thing you have ever written on this forum.

[MellowZ32]

Though I suspect Nala is beginning to exaggerate, and without pictures, I'm going to continue to.

[naladude911]

funny, I was wondering what happened to teh nala. I was at his university yesterday.

U were? Hit me up lol. What car were you in?

[TurboSauce]

He wants a Piece o' Meat.

[PoorManQ45]

funny, I was wondering what happened to teh nala. I was at his university yesterday.

U were? Hit me up lol. What car were you in?

What does it matter what car he was in?

[naladude911]

cause I saw some of the cars in his profile, altima SER

[Bubba1]

What does it matter what car he was in?

And you wonder why he can't get anywhere with girls???

[Chaotic_Warlord]

Trust me fat girls give the best of everything especially head, because really what else do they have.

Sounds like somebody is a chubby chaser...

Ain't nothing wrong with that, chubby chicks have big fluffy boobies and thick asses that wobble when you it. I may be a white dude but I love me some thick girls.

[Bubba1]

Ain't nothing wrong with that, chubby chicks have big fluffy boobies and thick asses that wobble when you it. I may be a white dude but I love me some thick girls.

I believe the proper term for them is "Harpoontang"....

[LocAL_anarchy]

Ain't nothing wrong with that, chubby chicks have big fluffy boobies and thick asses that wobble when you it. I may be a white dude but I love me some thick girls.

And obviously they like to eat. So after your done harpooning one, she'll head to the kitchen and make you a sammich!