coz he wants to fack Mark's car!PoorManQ45 wrote:
What does it matter what car he was in?
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Chaotic_Warlord
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My man here understands where I'm coming from...LocAL_anarchy wrote:And obviously they like to eat. So after your done harpooning one, she'll head to the kitchen and make you a sammich!Chaotic_Warlord wrote: Ain't nothing wrong with that, chubby chicks have big fluffy boobies and thick asses that wobble when you it. I may be a white dude but I love me some thick girls.
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Chaotic_Warlord
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MellowS13 wrote:post pics of the kind of girls you like. I'm curious about that.
Who you talking to?
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PoorManQ45
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Whoever posts pictures...Chaotic_Warlord wrote:MellowS13 wrote:post pics of the kind of girls you like. I'm curious about that.
Who you talking to?
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Selma Hayek in "From Dusk Till Dawn"PoorManQ45 wrote:Whoever posts pictures...
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Frank E Bones wrote:
Selma Hayek in "From Dusk Till Dawn"
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naladude911 wrote:so far ive learned, its rare at college to find a girl who wants a relationship. One night stands are popular. This weekend I plan to dance with a girl at a party and be like, lets f*** and see what happens
*sigh*
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Look at your comment, now back to mine. Now back at your comment now back to mine. Sadly it isn't mine, but if you stopped trolling and started posting legitimate comments it could look like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're scrolling through comments, writing the comment your comment could look like. What did you post? Back at mine, it's a reply saying something you want to hear. Look again the reply is now diamonds! Anything is possible when you think before you post.
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MellowS13 wrote:post pics of the kind of girls you like. I'm curious about that.
This is about as thick as I like to go.... Mmmmm, the booty on this one...
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S13_love wrote:
Look at your comment, now back to mine. Now back at your comment now back to mine. Sadly it isn't mine, but if you stopped trolling and started posting legitimate comments it could look like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're scrolling through comments, writing the comment your comment could look like. What did you post? Back at mine, it's a reply saying something you want to hear. Look again the reply is now diamonds! Anything is possible when you think before you post.
You're such an a**!
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yep, that's about right.poems2beats wrote: http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc19 ... Minaj4.jpg
This is about as thick as I like to go.... Mmmmm, the booty on this one...
(sorry KV, y0 as5 too chunky for mah taste!
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you sir, have just won the internet. congrats.S13_love wrote: Look at your comment, now back to mine. Now back at your comment now back to mine. Sadly it isn't mine, but if you stopped trolling and started posting legitimate comments it could look like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're scrolling through comments, writing the comment your comment could look like. What did you post? Back at mine, it's a reply saying something you want to hear. Look again the reply is now diamonds! Anything is possible when you think before you post.
oh and nala, if you do so happen to procreate, FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY, WEAR PROTECTION!
we dont need any more of you running around.
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S13_love wrote: Look at your comment, now back to mine. Now back at your comment now back to mine. Sadly it isn't mine, but if you stopped trolling and started posting legitimate comments it could look like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're scrolling through comments, writing the comment your comment could look like. What did you post? Back at mine, it's a reply saying something you want to hear. Look again the reply is now diamonds! Anything is possible when you think before you post.
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That sir, is pure gold, definitely sig worthy.S13_love wrote:Look at your comment, now back to mine. Now back at your comment now back to mine. Sadly it isn't mine, but if you stopped trolling and started posting legitimate comments it could look like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're scrolling through comments, writing the comment your comment could look like. What did you post? Back at mine, it's a reply saying something you want to hear. Look again the reply is now diamonds! Anything is possible when you think before you post.
LOLWUT???MellowS13 wrote:is that Magnum or Blue Steel?
also:
Goddamn Zoolander and his Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too!
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This deserves to be quoted!!!poems2beats wrote:
This is about as thick as I like to go.... Mmmmm, the booty on this one...
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dusred wrote:Mr Bean?danshaz82 wrote:
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this thread is full of win hahaha who made that gif of Nala...
eh nala the whole asking for advice from people isnt a great idea. though it provides us with pages and pages of threads for entertainment, basically what is happening here is that you are becoming a product of our design instead of being yourself....taking all of our advice, which conflicts, and is confusing, just makes u look like a desperate sex-feening teenager when im sure if u were sweet and nice to girls and talked and acted the exact opposite of some guys in college (i.e. im gonna dance with her then just say "lets f***"<--wont get you laid) WILL get you laid or whatever.
eh nala the whole asking for advice from people isnt a great idea. though it provides us with pages and pages of threads for entertainment, basically what is happening here is that you are becoming a product of our design instead of being yourself....taking all of our advice, which conflicts, and is confusing, just makes u look like a desperate sex-feening teenager when im sure if u were sweet and nice to girls and talked and acted the exact opposite of some guys in college (i.e. im gonna dance with her then just say "lets f***"<--wont get you laid) WILL get you laid or whatever.
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Stace, how old are you?sentrastace wrote: im sure if u were sweet and nice to girls and talked and acted the exact opposite of some guys in college (i.e. im gonna dance with her then just say "lets f***"<--wont get you laid) WILL get you laid or whatever.
It seems that women are that age do not want those things...
Being sweet and nice to the girls will end up with him holding the girls purse while some other guy goes and rails her in the bathroom...
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how else is he gonna learn how it's done?AppleBonker wrote: I know you're looking for an invite to watch, but it's just not going to happen. I'm sorry.
and jesus is that three nalas or triplets or wtf is going on there? I'm freakin' out man.
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Maybe we should hook nala up with Stace? 
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Stace, I'm sure you met him at Carlisle, this is Nala we're talking about. no sense in trying to give a "girl's perspective" it'll only lead to him thinking you like him and then he'll start stalking you, look where it got Tita... Now he's missing.sentrastace wrote:this thread is full of win hahaha who made that gif of Nala...
eh nala the whole asking for advice from people isnt a great idea. though it provides us with pages and pages of threads for entertainment, basically what is happening here is that you are becoming a product of our design instead of being yourself....taking all of our advice, which conflicts, and is confusing, just makes u look like a desperate sex-feening teenager when im sure if u were sweet and nice to girls and talked and acted the exact opposite of some guys in college (i.e. im gonna dance with her then just say "lets f***"<--wont get you laid) WILL get you laid or whatever.
I stand by the whole Buffalo Bill statement.
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Is nala always sober when he talks to girls??? Maybe all he needs is a little liquid courage...
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Thats not a bad idea. Im much cooler when im drinking, or at least, I think i am, which makes a difference either way lol.poems2beats wrote:Is nala always sober when he talks to girls??? Maybe all he needs is a little liquid courage...
But im with Stace on this one, there are girls who only want to screw guys in college and date the a$$ and collect STDs, but those arent the kind of girls you want to lose your virginity to anyways. There are a few sweet girls out there (like my awesome emmeffing gf) that want someone to take genuine interest in them. So being an a$$ might actually end up getting you laid, but not wit the kind of girl you want to be with, or lose your virginity to. IMO. That, and i cant picture you pulling off the confident a$$ attitude.
Just be yourself dude, if you get a girl with an act you'll have to keep up the charades, just find a girl that likes weirdos like you, theyre out there.