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[GrilledCheese33]

Nala, you just don't get it man...

But this is thread of the year!

[naladude911]

boobies feel amazing

[dasoupdude]

[danshaz82]

boobies feel amazing

[ThatGuyRoger]

we kind of had an unofficial relationship

keep it unofficial and bang it out thats why you don't catch feelings early in the relationship

[Jesda]

DAMN. Those wheels!

[AZ89two4Tsx]

DAMN. Those wheels!

Thanks. Got them yesterday.

Nala, you are a weird kid.

[PEZi]

errrrrr...... where'd this s*** some from?

[AZ89two4Tsx]

^^ ??????

Not making sense Ant.

[AppleBonker]

Nala, don't ever try to put a label on a relationship. That's almost always a sure-fire way to kill it.

[TroubleBound]

Yeah Nala she was going out on a limb doing anything with you at all. To her its like riding a moped, its only fun until her friends catch her doing it.

[RCA]

call me. I dont know how to send you a private message. Basically things wen't down hill with that chick, I did everything with her but get my d!ck wet

o yea, and please dont block your number this time

What the...


I don't even...

[Bubba1]

, we kind of had an unofficial relationship and I was going to talk about making it official Monday

Translation, the roofies kicked in. And Nala tried to feel her up before his roomie came in. Then Monday's plan was to text her to ask her to meet him for a fancy dinner so he can beg her to consummate their relationship so she can become Mrs. Naladudette.

but things went downhill over the weekend and she just wants to be friends, has no feelings for me, and regrets kissing (and more but I prefer to keep it private) me

In other words, the roofies wore off and she quickly realized how creepy he really is and if she touched his weenie in any way, he'd end up stalking her and would begin shopping for an engagement ring.

I'd love to hear Tita's advice.

[sx moneypit]

he needs to get his a** in here and tell us what went wrong damnit!

until then..........

[PoorManQ45]

boobies feel amazing

DESCRIBE THEM!!!!

Do they feel like sand bags????????????????

[Encryptshun]

Nala, don't ever try to put a label on a relationship.

Was this the label she saw?

[naladude911]

what sucks is that she is really hot

[AppleBonker]

So how did you fail?

[sx moneypit]

Nala, don't ever try to put a label on a relationship.

Was this the label she saw?

[ThatGuyRoger]

So how did you fail?

fail details plz

[Bubba1]

So how did you fail?

fail details plz

I'll attempt to summarize it in pictures:











If you're still that determined to lose your virginity (with a girl), I suggest not setting your standards so high.

[Koshin]

lol wut

[dusred]

boobies feel amazing

Thats what she said.

[Mr1der]

what sucks is that she is really hot

well kid, now that you've blown it, the only thing left to do is post up pics in here of what you got to second base with.

[Koshin]

^^^yes

[JLAUDIO85]

I still think that this kid is a fake attention seeking pheg
No ones this dumb enuff to post every female fail-ness in life and get bashes on ppl on purposely...........
.........wait..........
........then again its nala

[naladude911]

im not going to post pictures of her.
Basically I saw her at a party, went up to her and started talking to her
-got her number
-texted her the next day
-things went forward and we watched a movie in my bed
-next day did it again but hooked up
-went to 3rd base
-roommate walked in
-talked a lot more, hung out all friday
-kinda were going out
-weekend went by didnt hear anything
-her phone "died"
-she talked a lot less
-i blew her off listening to nico advice, and played hard to get
-eventually talked to her to see whats up
-i have been shoved into the friend zone

[dusred]

Has anyone on Nico actually met Nala? Until I hear an eye witness account that he's an actual real human and not just a troll I won't believe any of this. This is just too stupid to be real.

I know a kid with downsyndrome who has gotten laid. Srsly. If a kid with downs can get laid surely a rich kid like Nala could. . .

[frapjap]

Summed up; Its college. You didn't move fast enough.

[PoorManQ45]

-next day did it again but hooked up

Please stop saying "hooked up" in regards to kissing.

Kissing like on the way to first base.

Most people consider sex home plate, but nope, Anal is the true score!!!