tito

[Bubba1]

Is nala always sober when he talks to girls??? Maybe all he needs is a little liquid courage...

Yes, he's sober. I think a lot of liquid courage is required, but by the girl, not him.

[MellowZ32]

look where it got Tita... Now he's missing.

poor tito!
maybe he created this thread as an alibi for his hideous crime!

WHERE IS TITO?????

[Mr1der]

If I were to speculate, I'd say a gutter.

[MellowZ32]

your speculation is intriguing.

[Encryptshun]

I'd go with "trunk".

[sentrastace]

Stace, how old are you?

It seems that women are that age do not want those things...

Being sweet and nice to the girls will end up with him holding the girls purse while some other guy goes and rails her in the bathroom...

Why does Nala have to get the AIDS infested slore? He can get boned by a equally hot chick thats decent and likes him for who he is instead of some tucker max jr prototype...

[PoorManQ45]

Why does Nala have to get the AIDS infested slore? He can get boned by a equally hot chick thats decent and likes him for who he is instead of some tucker max jr prototype...

It is indeed possible, but given the age group of women statistics show that the d-bag gets more women...

*edit* It depends on what he wants too. If he wants a relationship I completely agree with you. if he just wants to get his d!ck wet he shouldn't follow your advice.

[MellowZ32]

I'd go with "trunk".

I doubt he can fit tito and his bass box in the trunk.

[fiznowler]

Nala is not going to get laid by a nice girl. If the girl is nice she probably is going to be wiered out by nala. His only hope is a drunk turbo slut.

[naladude911]

I met a decently hot chick who's into cars, is starting a car club with me here, and is going with me to the local "meets" that take place in hartford which usually consists of massive amounts of street racing. She drives a very rare Roushe Mercury Cougar

[maxhopper]

NICO should auction off Nala's virginity on ebay.

[ProudNissanFreak]

I met a decently hot chick who's into cars, is starting a car club with me here, and is going with me to the local "meets" that take place in hartford which usually consists of massive amounts of street racing. She drives a very rare Roushe Mercury Cougar

Chicks like her are usually going to go for the tool bag with the insanely fast muscle car, not an awkward kid with his mother's Qx4...just saying.

[MellowZ32]

^ fact.

[fiznowler]

LOL dude just keeping rubbing them out. Perhaps you need a nice blow up doll. You can even name her whatever you want. They even make male ones if you are into that sort of thing. I can see you being interested in a mustached doll named walter.

[ADDirishboy]

To everyone saying that only the ***holes get chicks in college, you're wrong. I've NEVER treated a woman like s***. I always take her out, buy flowers, go dancing, etc. It's really not that hard to get girls as a nice guy.

[TurboSauce]

To everyone saying that only the ***holes get chicks in college, you're wrong. I've NEVER treated a woman like s***. I always take her out, buy flowers, go dancing, etc. It's really not that hard to get girls as a nice guy.

Disclaimer: If you're not nala

[MellowZ32]

and what happened with the girl you dated since H.S.?

[Frank E Bones]

Naladude should just changed his name to Bud Bundy

[ADDirishboy]

and what happened with the girl you dated since H.S.?

What does that matter? We're trying to get Nala laid, not a 4 year relationship.

Being nice works.

[MellowZ32]

not always.

[Dire91]

LOL at this thread. He'll find a girl eventually, you don't all need to be throwing what you think is the right way to get laid in his face. Let him figure out on his own.

[ADDirishboy]

not always.

Ok, it works with the girls who won't give you herpes. Better?

[MellowZ32]

'k, nao gimme man-hug!

[ADDirishboy]

'k, nao gimme man-hug!

[MellowZ32]

[Encryptshun]

ghonasyphaherpeaids
that's what happens when you get laid
by some skank whose rent gets paid
by slipping a micky in your koolaid
You'll wake up in a tub of ice
your head not feeling very nice
dial a nine and then one twice
your kidneys fetch a hefty price!
So nala please take our advice
if you try you'll just get played
It's not the crabs, it's not the lice
It's ghonasyphaherpeaids!

[sx moneypit]

ghonasyphaherpeaids
that's what happens when you get laid
by some skank whose rent gets paid
by slipping a micky in your koolaid
You'll wake up in a tub of ice
your head not feeling very nice
dial a nine and then one twice
your kidneys fetch a hefty price!
So nala please take our advice
if you try you'll just get played
It's not the crabs, it's not the lice
It's ghonasyphaherpeaids!

[tm1218]

Being sweet and nice to the girls will end up with him holding the girls purse while some other guy goes and rails her in the bathroom...

the mother f*** TRUTH!

nice guys get the "lets just be friends" go around, while some disrespectful tool gets in her pants the first day they meet.

and to think... girls say that guys are players. hahahahahaha

I saw this happen to a guy yesterday. lol

[Chaotic_Warlord]

http://hartford.craigslist.org/search/cas/?query=t4m

http://www.plentyoffish.com/basicsearch ... ts=&save=1

There you go, I made it easy for you, if you can't get laid using that you are dead.

[dre1507]

Let him figure out on his own.

Bestestest advice so far. leave a man in the wilderness, and he'll either die or become king.