tito

[PoorManQ45]

http://hartford.craigslist.org/search/cas/?query=t4m

http://www.plentyoffish.com/basicsearch ... ts=&save=1

There you go, I made it easy for you, if you can't get laid using that you are dead.

I like to assume that they already have herpes. because then I don't have to tell them about my herpes!

[MellowZ32]

Let him figure out on his own.

Bestestest advice so far. leave a man in the wilderness, and he'll either die or become king.

or someone's bish!

[dre1507]

^^^^ lerls. good point. tarzan was gangsta...we're talking about nala here. hopefully your comment won't be his fate. lerls.

[Dire91]

Bestestest advice so far. leave a man in the wilderness, and he'll either die or become king.

Thank you. Sorry for throwing you under the bus here Nala but I hear most everything directly from him what he does. You can throw advice non-stop at a kid his age but it'll never work, they'll be stubborn and do what they want because they believe it's right. It's trial and error with him and HOPEFULLY it'll work out in the end.

[Poyzinous]

ghonasyphaherpeaids
that's what happens when you get laid
by some skank whose rent gets paid
by slipping a micky in your koolaid
You'll wake up in a tub of ice
your head not feeling very nice
dial a nine and then one twice
your kidneys fetch a hefty price!
So nala please take our advice
if you try you'll just get played
It's not the crabs, it's not the lice
It's ghonasyphaherpeaids!

Poetry Win. You sir, deserve an award.

[GrilledCheese33]

NSFW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_Ff36D2rRM

[BusyBadger]

Look at your comment, now back to mine. Now back at your comment now back to mine. Sadly it isn't mine, but if you stopped trolling and started posting legitimate comments it could look like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're scrolling through comments, writing the comment your comment could look like. What did you post? Back at mine, it's a reply saying something you want to hear. Look again the reply is now diamonds! Anything is possible when you think before you post.

But you were closer than anyone has ever gotten!

Countdown until someone sigs it...

[Mr1der]

being yourself is what you wanna use to get the broads.

and don't call them broads.

they prefer the term "dame"

[MellowZ32]

they prefer the term "dame"

I call them "hoe"
Hoe, git in da car
hoe, go git mah monies
hoe, dont make me pimp-slap you!
hoe. I love you!

[krash]

SO WHERES TEH TEA-TOES???

[Mr1der]

[krash]

[ADDirishboy]

[TurboSauce]

[quote="Mr1der"][/quote]
I dun geddit

[MellowZ32]

it's a gutter.

[G_whizz]

Look at your comment, now back to mine. Now back at your comment now back to mine. Sadly it isn't mine, but if you stopped trolling and started posting legitimate comments it could look like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're scrolling through comments, writing the comment your comment could look like. What did you post? Back at mine, it's a reply saying something you want to hear. Look again the reply is now diamonds! Anything is possible when you think before you post.

GOLD!!!!

[timay]

Please tell me this thread is not happening right now.

[Urabus GodofTraction]

it's a gutter.

Actually it's an aqueduct. Which explains why I didn't get it.

[krash]

Tito went swimming in an aqueduct and got eaten by a bullshark.

[Chaotic_Warlord]

Tito went swimming in an aqueduct and got eaten by a Sharktopus.

FTFY

[kouki munster]

I saw sharktopus on syfy to, but I was to afraid that the side effect of watching it be like taking a large amount of meth, cocaine and heroin at the same time.

[Chaotic_Warlord]

I saw sharktopus on syfy to, but I was to afraid that the side effect of watching it be like taking a large amount of meth, cocaine and heroin at the same time.

So did you watch Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus too?

[Mr1der]

it's a gutter.

Actually it's an aqueduct. Which explains why I didn't get it.

different term, same end result

[Bubba1]

He'll find a girl eventually, you don't all need to be throwing what you think is the right way to get laid in his face. Let him figure out on his own.

Dire, If we left it to him to figure out himself, he'll die an 85 yr old virgin.

It's clear he's completely clueless about girls, which is one of the reasons he keeps making these incessant threads. As the self annointed "caretaker of the creepy virgin", If you want Nala to work out his obsessive holy quest for pu$$y without our advice, then the burden is on you to get him to STFU and stop soliciting advice from us. If he asks, we're gonna answer,

[snwbrdr435]

Nala buy her a shake weight. It is an instant way to get her in bed.

[car nut]

I'm not gonna go through the whole thread, can someone just let me know if:

a) he ever posted pictures
b) he ever gave her name

I've missed this stuff, lmao.

[kouki munster]

I saw sharktopus on syfy to, but I was to afraid that the side effect of watching it be like taking a large amount of meth, cocaine and heroin at the same time.

So did you watch Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus too?

I didn't watch any of them, I didn't want to put my brain through that kind of torture.

[Bubba1]

I'm not gonna go through the whole thread, can someone just let me know if:

a) he ever posted pictures
b) he ever gave her name

I've missed this stuff, lmao.

LOL, not yet for both, but it's still early in the thread.

[Chaotic_Warlord]

I didn't watch any of them, I didn't want to put my brain through that kind of torture.

Can't be any worse than watching Piranha in 3-D

[kouki munster]

I refuse to watch that abortion of a movie to.