revenge ideas?

[scuba_sean]

ok heres the deal. a bunch of f*** i know are writing on my car with window markers and egging it when its parked outside my girlfriends house. i was a little pissed off, but they got her car last night, and they broke one of my wiper blades, so now im extra pissed. im gonna stake it out tonight, and find the spineless piece of s*** that did it, and now i need ideas of what to do with them. i dont know if its a guy or girl yet, so if its a guy i'll probably knock him out, but thats not enough. and if its a girl, i dont know what to do. most likely something to their car, but i need ideas badly. please help me think here guys, i know ya can think of something for me. this is a 240 they're defacing, its up to all of us to get em back. haha. (ps: one of the many things they wrote was "nissans suck"!

[timmybgood]

best idea for revenge....get a camera, catch them in the act, and go to the cops with it. and while they're in jail or court or whatever you can find their car and write "(insert brand name here)'s suck!"

[scuba_sean]

hmmmm, while that sounds fun, i dont think the cops would care about it. they might, but im thinkin more along the lines of vigilante justice, and ideas?

[KarmaPolice]

Calling the cops would be ur best bet, Then they would have to pay for any "damage to the car" ie. paint damage from the eggs. OR sit in the bushes with a BB gun............... well you get the idea.

[b240]

cops wont do anything major to them. Go all out. Slashed tires , broken windows , baseball bat? Put them in there place.

[scuba_sean]

haha, yes! this is the stuff i wanted, keep it coming

[sxse]

whatever you do make sure that they will learn their lesson and not do something worse to your car to get even to you. Cops a good plan 'cause then you are clean at least.

Or just kick their *** (if a guy ) but dont do something to their car... thats asking for it..

Good luck!

[scuba_sean]

thats what im worried about. if i do something bad to their car, then they do me one better, and then im screwed cause im too poor to fix anything, so i guess i might just have to break their jaw

[sxse]

sounds like a better plan

[MainEvent212]

or u could just shoot them in the face

[scuba_sean]

i think that might be a little bit rash, dont ya think?

[Daunttless]

go buy a length of exhaust hose, or use a phone book, tackle them, hold them down, zip tie them. Then beat them with the hose and/or the phone book, as it diffuses the damage and doesn't leave marks. : ) But it hurts like a *****, just make sure you don't kill them as it really does do the same damage as beating the **** out of them but you can't tell how bad you've hurt them. : )

[b240]

IMO , you need to give them the hint not to **** with you. I've been in these situations. Actually one a few weeks ago. The ending result was the persons car got keyed to hell with a note keyed in the drivers side door "From Me". They called the cops and the cops couldnt do anything. Nothing has happened from them since.

[Daunttless]

Make sure you use the open side of the phone book, not the binding, it's common sense but I figured I'd mention it anyways. Also, with the phone book, make sure you don't get them with your knuckles. : ) Enjoy your day!

[b240]

btw , what did you do to these guys\girls?

[redrocket]

you need to wire their horn and tail lights together so every time they step on the brake the horn goes off they will not know what the hell is going on

we did that to one person he took it to a mechanic took the mechanic a week to figure it out and the ****er paid mucho in shop time for it

[Syntax360]

drain their oil into a pan @ night and watch them start it in the morning. shotgun shells in the muffler.

[b240]

why shotgun shells in the muffler? I've never heard of that.

[Daunttless]

Heat + Gunpowder = boom?

[b240]

I would think they would just fall out , and i couldnt imagine the muffler getting hot enough to make the gunpowder combust.

[Megaseth]

bologna paint job....funny how this is the same stuff people eat..

brake fluid on the wheelsdont slash the tires, cut the valve stems

[scuba_sean]

i like the horn, brake light thing, but i think that requires underhood access. shotgun shells in the muffler sounds fun cause it would work, but a bit dangerous. keep ideas coming

[b240]

take a **** on the hood.

[SeVa-S13]

A missing oil filter could be interesting...I also like the cuttting of the valve stems.Possibly break off a key in their doors so they can't get in without doing damage to their car themselves....Some random, harmful substance in the gas tank....Something in/covering their muffler. A good, old fashioned foot-to-*** meeting is also good...Have fun!

[scuba_sean]

excelent

[tex240]

take a bic lighter and put a rubber band on the button so the gas comes out and throw it in there muffler. when they start the car BOOM the exuast will fall off from the head back. So i hear

[y3llows14]

Find that bastard's sister and you know what to do next. Guys hate it when people they hate go out with their sister If they dont have a sister steal something from their car like license plates Just imagine the look on that guy's face when he found out that his license plates are missing.

[Onizuka]

im not into messing with other peoples cars, the smartest thing to do is get the police involved, vandalism/destruction of property doesnt look good when applying to a job...

[ZERO]

I have a suggestion if I may...

dont slash their tires or cut off the stem, instead take the cap off the stem, put a little pebble in there and screw it back on.

another thing you can do is, take the lug nuts off and put them behind the tires. See the car fall off its tires. They are going to need a crane to fix that one

Also, one of my uncles told me that there is a certain oil (I dont remember right now which kind) you pour it down the gas tank, but unlike sugar it does not act right away. It takes about a week depending on the usage of the vehicle.

[ssnnooppyy]

Okay, okay.... if you have ever broken your gas cap release handle, you know htat you can still get into the gas cap.... then, one word SUGAR. Also, the lighter trick is semi-true. It won't make the exhaust fall off, butit does make a rather large noise, with moderate fire. It has to be done shortly before they start the car to be truly effective. Cutting the valve stems is great. If you are really sadistic, a little slice will result in loss of air at an undetermined point. (slow leak, stuck on the road kind of thing). Also, for a little silly fun, but still a little dangerous, pour armor all or equivalent on top of each tire. (on the top of the tread area). This will be short lived fun, but when the tire rotates to the point of origin, it will tend to slide. (ever overspray tire wet??? gets slickery!) Sardines in the cowl, cat s*** under the door handles, and maybe some rotten eggs in the exhaust. It really would be in your best interest to get the m in the act via video tape, then add some "extra" damage to your car for effect, and turn the tape over to the cops. They will have to at least question them, and that makes people nervous. Well, it made me nervous!!!!