revenge ideas?
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UnderPressure
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offtheline
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even if this is an old *** thread........ return from the dead!!!! i like the revenge concept and got alot of amusement from this thread. i agree with alot of posts so far. this thread is funny! ill quote alot of ideas i seen and liked:
Pull all of the tire balencing weights off there tiresswap licence plates with one of there naubersTry reporting there car stolen if you know who they are, just get there licens #, Vin #, car make, model, and color. call the cops from a pay phone, and make a report like you are them (Im not sure if it would work)pull the year sticker off there licens plateget a bunch of tunna fish and put it on their hood, catfood, ect. Then on the roof dump a bag of kitty litter. The neighborhood cats will come out of the woodwork, and have a buffet on the hood, then **** on the roof. my own ideas? host an AA meeting at thier house, use that same stuff that comes in a can that people use to fill in the cracks on their house or insulate holes for pipes or something. you know that caramel brown foam stuff that gets really crispy after awhile. pop like 4 of those cans in the car and it will fill it with that foam **** ruining it. late revenge now is beautiful because those are somewhat cheap *** tickets and nows the time you can get them back and they wont even suspect you...
Pull all of the tire balencing weights off there tiresswap licence plates with one of there naubersTry reporting there car stolen if you know who they are, just get there licens #, Vin #, car make, model, and color. call the cops from a pay phone, and make a report like you are them (Im not sure if it would work)pull the year sticker off there licens plateget a bunch of tunna fish and put it on their hood, catfood, ect. Then on the roof dump a bag of kitty litter. The neighborhood cats will come out of the woodwork, and have a buffet on the hood, then **** on the roof. my own ideas? host an AA meeting at thier house, use that same stuff that comes in a can that people use to fill in the cracks on their house or insulate holes for pipes or something. you know that caramel brown foam stuff that gets really crispy after awhile. pop like 4 of those cans in the car and it will fill it with that foam **** ruining it. late revenge now is beautiful because those are somewhat cheap *** tickets and nows the time you can get them back and they wont even suspect you...
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Nebraska240sx
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ok im not reading all these damn posts so heres my plan sorry if its a repeat.
jb weld/ solder/ superglue/ whatever ligud substance that turns hard as a rock. insert it into key holes.
cut fule lines, vavle stems (repeat), any wires u can get ahold of.
remove tail light covers (if u can) remove bulbs. hey it gets em pulled over.
remove licince plates. pry off badges with screw driver. get industrial strength paint thinner remove paint (havent tried it but the concept should work, if it done stratch the hell outta it then pour it on)
if exahust is big enough cram as many eggs in there as possible. that stinks like hell.
take a drill with steel bit on it, make holes in car, in random patters or hell make a message.
cut more wires then mix them up and put back together.
if u can get inside. find a few bottles of buck urnine. thats good stuff.spoiled foods from ur fridge. eggs, ect. milk. if u get inside. cut seats or put some ilegal substances in the glove box door pockets concole ect. ( they call the cops in the morning cops search, they may get busted for drugs mabey not, depends on what the cop belives) spray paint the interior bright orange (windows included)
IF U GET UNDER THE HOOD
disconnect battery, then remove it. along with cutting and taking every wire u can take distributor cap. pour water in the intake. remove vacuum lines, any thing u can get ur hands on drain radiator, oil, and reaplace with water or antifreezs in the oil and oil in the radiator, put oil in the deicer/window cleaner.
I think u get the idea right.
BUT THE BEST IDEA IS TO GET THEM ON CAMERA, AND TAKE THEM TO COURT. THEN GET THE MOST EXPENSIE PLACE INTOWN TO REDO THE PAINT ECT...
but really dont do anything like i have mentioned, it just takes u to there level.
never fight with an idiot, they bring u down to there level and beat you with experience.
jb weld/ solder/ superglue/ whatever ligud substance that turns hard as a rock. insert it into key holes.
cut fule lines, vavle stems (repeat), any wires u can get ahold of.
remove tail light covers (if u can) remove bulbs. hey it gets em pulled over.
remove licince plates. pry off badges with screw driver. get industrial strength paint thinner remove paint (havent tried it but the concept should work, if it done stratch the hell outta it then pour it on)
if exahust is big enough cram as many eggs in there as possible. that stinks like hell.
take a drill with steel bit on it, make holes in car, in random patters or hell make a message.
cut more wires then mix them up and put back together.
if u can get inside. find a few bottles of buck urnine. thats good stuff.spoiled foods from ur fridge. eggs, ect. milk. if u get inside. cut seats or put some ilegal substances in the glove box door pockets concole ect. ( they call the cops in the morning cops search, they may get busted for drugs mabey not, depends on what the cop belives) spray paint the interior bright orange (windows included)
IF U GET UNDER THE HOOD
disconnect battery, then remove it. along with cutting and taking every wire u can take distributor cap. pour water in the intake. remove vacuum lines, any thing u can get ur hands on drain radiator, oil, and reaplace with water or antifreezs in the oil and oil in the radiator, put oil in the deicer/window cleaner.
I think u get the idea right.
BUT THE BEST IDEA IS TO GET THEM ON CAMERA, AND TAKE THEM TO COURT. THEN GET THE MOST EXPENSIE PLACE INTOWN TO REDO THE PAINT ECT...
but really dont do anything like i have mentioned, it just takes u to there level.
never fight with an idiot, they bring u down to there level and beat you with experience.
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Nebraska240sx
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or do nothing and strap a dead animal ( of ur choice ) to the bottom of the block with bungee cords or wire rope whatever... it will smell like **** when they drive it and if they lift the hood tro figure it out theyll wish they didnt then they gotta pry it off the block...
as for other idea. a freind of mine slaughtered a cyote this fall and put it in the opposing teams bus during homecomming.. just antoehr idea....
as for other idea. a freind of mine slaughtered a cyote this fall and put it in the opposing teams bus during homecomming.. just antoehr idea....
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nissanrcer240
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Thats sick man lolwell, you could also buy some mineral spirits/rubbing alcohol and dump it in their tank. You could also buy some bologna and leave it at night on their hood, roof, and watch the beautiful polka dots in the morning. You could also go "the fight club" style and buy a sack of rice and open it on top of the car. By morning a bunch of pigeon ****, mated with a lot of pigeon cadavers (rice expands in their throat and kills them) will be a nice find.
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Nebraska240sx
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ZenKid_S14
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alright people... some of you really need some help.....
I am closing this thread because it is going a little too far.... I don't want my section to be that bad. At first it was just little harmless pranks and revenge ideas but then it turned into this sadistic ideas and some of them should be kept to your self...
sorry guys...
I am closing this thread because it is going a little too far.... I don't want my section to be that bad. At first it was just little harmless pranks and revenge ideas but then it turned into this sadistic ideas and some of them should be kept to your self...
sorry guys...