revenge ideas?

Post by **ssnnooppyy** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 12:41 pm

I believe the oil referred to by zero is castor oil. It sludges up pretty decent. If you really wanna get down and dirty.... loosen the oil filter. The lug nut thing is funny, but it's even funnier when you take off three, and loosen the fourth enough that it wobbles. Car looks like an old covered wagon from a cartoon. FUNNNNNNYYYYY!!!!!!! Depends on if you want to inflict financial hardship, just scare them, or what your goal is. Breaking off a key in the locks is funny, but they may be able to use needle nose pliers to get it out. Try actually punching the locks with a screwdriver, or even shoot some loctite or crazy glue into the lock. If you can thin it down enough, JB Weld will seize a lock as well.

Post by **Get240DiZzY** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 12:41 pm

I like Daunt's idea, just make sure to conceal your identity. Also, if you put a condom on the end of the muffler, when he starts the car, it will make a HELLA loud pop, and when he goes to inspect, nothing will be there... do this every day for like a month. LOL.

Post by **Onizuka** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 12:41 pm

i still like the take picture/video tape them in the process of ****ing with your car and sending it to the police. Seriously, if you do anything to them or their car you can be prosecuted. Wouldn't you rather have them pay for "damages" to your car? seriously, im sure you wouldnt mind getting a new paint job.

Post by **Tino** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 12:41 pm

Install one of those whistle tips on his muffler.

Post by **BuudWeizErr** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 12:41 pm

Go to store and buy a half dozen cans of shaving creme. Freeze them over night, then use a can opener to cut them open, drop them inside the persons car. Break the window if you must, but make sure you close that hole. A garbage bag and a roll of packing tape will work well. Do this at night, by the time they wake up, their car will be bursting at the seems with that shaving creme because, as we all know, it expands; a lot.

Then shoot them with paintballs as they are standing outside scratching their head.

Post by **scuba_sean** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 12:41 pm

i love this forum!!!! keep going

Post by **Syntax360** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 12:41 pm

shotgun shells go off from all the vibration i think. hmm...chlorine or draino/liquid plumber in a film canster into the gas tank blows up after awhile i think :-P i know that's a bit harsh, but figured i'd drop it in.

Post by **scuba_sean** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 12:41 pm

im into things that are a major pain in the ***, but nothing thats gonna cost them that much more than it costs me to get my car washed every time they do this ($10 so far in 1 week)

Post by **Redfastbk** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 12:41 pm

**** under the door handles is a good idea and very funny if you are able to witness it, also with the shaving cream thing its a brilliant idea but instead of putting it inside the car, try getting access under the hood and placing quite a few of those frozen shavinf creams in there n when they heat up while hes driving down the street, his car will look like the willy wanka foam mobile just like in the movie!!!! that would be awesome!!!!!! oh yes bbbuahahahahaha!!!!!! (sinister laugh) also if possible throw one in their exhaust, this is so great i feel as though i am venting my frustration by giving you some ideas, this is great therapy!

Post by **Onizuka** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 12:41 pm

getting them arrested is free...

Post by **Redfastbk** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 12:41 pm

sh*t under the door handles

Post by **Infamous** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 12:41 pm

scuba_sean wrote:ok heres the deal. a bunch of f*** i know are writing on my car with window markers and egging it when its parked outside my girlfriends house. i was a little pissed off, but they got her car last night, and they broke one of my wiper blades, so now im extra pissed. im gonna stake it out tonight, and find the spineless piece of s*** that did it, and now i need ideas of what to do with them. i dont know if its a guy or girl yet, so if its a guy i'll probably knock him out, but thats not enough. and if its a girl, i dont know what to do. most likely something to their car, but i need ideas badly. please help me think here guys, i know ya can think of something for me. this is a 240 they're defacing, its up to all of us to get em back. haha. (ps: one of the many things they wrote was "nissans suck"!

just sit in your car, stay on da lo-lo yo! and wait for them, then swing the door open real fast, and do what you please afterwards:)

:dunno:

Post by **scuba_sean** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 12:41 pm

ya i agree, but i dont think that they'd get arrested, or even fined for this, the cops wouldnt really care

Post by **Get240DiZzY** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 12:41 pm

Go to like Costco or somthing and get the industrial sized plasic wrap thing, it has like 2 feet x 1 mile of plastic wrap in it... just wrap up his car. No damage done, but the look on his face will be awesome... around here it happens wherever sombody has a birthday. Not with the mile long ones, but it achieves the same effect.

EDIT : We did that to sombody's HOUSE once, with the mile long one.

Post by **Infamous** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 12:41 pm

Get240DiZzY wrote:Go to like Costco or somthing and get the industrial sized plasic wrap thing, it has like 2 feet x 1 mile of plastic wrap in it... just wrap up his car. No damage done, but the look on his face will be awesome... around here it happens wherever sombody has a birthday. Not with the mile long ones, but it achieves the same effect.

EDIT : We did that to sombody's HOUSE once, with the mile long one.

:ylsuper i did that to my brothers car, he was soooooo pissed, the plastic (when wrapped around) was like an inch thick:D

Post by **scuba_sean** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 12:41 pm

i reeeealy like that one, and i'll probably do it, thanks

Post by **Redfastbk** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 12:41 pm

frozen shaving vream cans in the engine bay a really good n funny idea!

Post by **Dano** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 12:41 pm

OK I GOT ure ideas...... Get some condems and fit them over the exhaust pipes, itll make a load pop when it breaks, and put masking tape all over the tires, egg the **** out of it, drench it in pickle relish, then wrap with suran wrap, then use a bottle of good ol aunt jemima's syrup all over the handles and well go on from there, or just use the condems over the exhaust pipes and knock the piss out of em.(sorry for the pointless ramble)

-Dan

Post by **BB Turbo** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 12:41 pm

Cut their brake lines if your really sadistic. I like the condom one though.

Post by **S13Ka24e** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 12:41 pm

I'm going to have be with J-Spec Tuner on this one. Video tape it and go to the cops. Around here it is $500 dollars an egg. So if it is half-dozen then $3000 to you. (I believe that this law applys, because I have only heard it with regard to houses, but personal property is a house or car). Either ways the worst thing to do is to do nothing.

Post by **Kaioshin1982** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 12:41 pm

If you wanna beat the **** out of them use the Ninja technique that was posted couple of days ago and turn urself into a ninja so they wont know who u are lol

Post by **Tino** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 12:41 pm

we are an evil bunch.

Post by **scuba_sean** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 12:41 pm

yes we certianly are, but its all in the name of the 240, so its justified. BTW, i will check out the ninja technique. Hiah!! (ninja cry)

Post by **driftaholic** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 12:41 pm

when my dad was in high school, he was drivin his triumph around one day and these guys drove by and threw a bunch of eggs at it. then my dad went to work on their car. using a crowbar, he broke every window, dented every body panel, and f'ed up the wheels, then he slashed all four tires. those guys never messed with my dad again

that was back in the day though. probably can't get away with that anymore

Post by **Onizuka** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 12:41 pm

scuba_sean wrote:ya i agree, but i dont think that they'd get arrested, or even fined for this, the cops wouldnt really care

It doesnt matter if they care or not, ITS THEIR JOB. If they dont do any thing about it file a report with your township or something. Its all worth a try...

Post by **scuba_sean** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 12:41 pm

true`

Post by **Onizuka** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 12:41 pm

S13Ka24e wrote:I'm going to have be with J-Spec Tuner on this one. Video tape it and go to the cops. Around here it is $500 dollars an egg. So if it is half-dozen then $3000 to you. (I believe that this law applys, because I have only heard it with regard to houses, but personal property is a house or car). Either ways the worst thing to do is to do nothing.

you see? you could get some money out of these ***holes.

and i guarentee that afterwords they wont come within 100 yards of you car...

Post by **NiSilS14** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 12:41 pm

mmm.....a potato, apple , pear(you get the idea) and put in exhaust...uhh..fill up trunk with trash??...if his car is turbo put something in the turbo...scratch up the paint badly..just some random ideas

Post by **Doogz** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 12:41 pm

no one writes nissan's suck on anything, ever!!!!!!! You should kick his *** and take off his shirt, then spray paint "I poke boyscouts" all over his chest and ****...dump him (unconscious) in da middle of somewhere populated, right when he is about to wake back up...then he'll stumble around in front of a buncha fuggers with shiz written on him and he'll have to run home crying like a baby!!

Post by **yashin** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 12:41 pm

go to the local novelty store buy a box of those stinkbombs that smell ****in terrible, toss them all in his car, it will smell so bad he won't be able to drive it for 2 weeks

**** his mom

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