revenge ideas?

Post by **UnderPressure** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 12:41 pm

i just had the best idea. . . .you can buy a device over the internet. . . i forgot where. . . called an EMP device. it releases an electromagnetic pulse. It stop everything electric within like 20 feet. i think its about the size of a credit card. put it in the chassis or paneling. i think it lasts for like 5 days. his car wont work and no one will know why. maybe hell even sell it for cheap.

buy it, fix it, sell it

Post by **AkademikONE** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 12:41 pm

1. Oil over his car2. Saran Wrap his car and duct tape afterwards3. Piss in the gas tank and put sugar and oil in it4. Stick sh*t up his door handles to the point he won't know it's there5. Wire the horn wire to his brake wire6. Put "Gay Pride" and "I like little boys" stickers all over it7. Cut the tire valve stems8. Put cement into his brakes, like pour it through the rims or wheels9. Put eggs in exhaust and stick a potato in it10. and finally...... Put sh*t into his door jambs and window seal, so when he opens his door, there's gonna be sh*t all over and when he rolls his windows up and down, it'll smear all over

Post by **93RPS13** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 12:41 pm

If you get some friends, a van or trunk and some tools dismantle his every body panel including the doors trunk and hood and interior, rims, try to take everything off the car, so there is just the skeletons.

Post by **93RPS13** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 12:41 pm

o yea PHUQ(sound it out) his mom

Post by **Onizuka** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 12:41 pm

ahh, but thats so much harder than it sounds...

Post by **ZERO** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 12:41 pm

Hey J-spec, what part of philly are you in? Just out of curiosity, because im in philly too.

Post by **Bussman240sx** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 12:41 pm

piss in the vents so when they turn on the heat it smells like a giant toilet

Post by **PapaSmurf2k3** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 12:41 pm

First of all, id like to say that im all about personal vengence (without bodily harm). If your worried about him repeating this, just burn the ****er's car, then he has no ride to get away from you in. just make sure hes not in it. make a co2 bomb (12 gram co2 filled w/ gun powder) and light it off in front of his house at 3 in the morning

Post by **PapaSmurf2k3** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 12:41 pm

oh yeah and i read something about vegitation killer, i think it was crushed chlorine tablets, a little salt, a little sugar, and some water, creates a gas heavier than air that will kill all plant life. just be careful as it can cover a large area.

Post by **1dollar240** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 12:41 pm

a buddy of mine pissed us off one time so we took all his wiper blades. Then proceeded to shovel dirt over his entire ride. Not just a little dirt, but at least three inches thick all over. Then we pee'd on all his door handles. He said that he turned his AC on and was machine gunned in the face with dirt. That lasted for at least two weeks.

Post by **1dollar240** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 12:41 pm

Got another one- god this thread is getting long.

Get some heavy duty fertilizer and write something obscene in his lawn and water it nicely. Your words will grow in very thick and when he tries to mow it down it will only grow back thicker.

Post by **Kaioshin1982** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 12:41 pm

haha 1dollar240 I saw that mawn thing in Maxim magazine

Post by **Stoneage_Turbo** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 12:41 pm

"I like the **** their mom idea."

ill check my book , chances are me or deesolballs has been there done that with her , be careful i think thats where i got gonoreah of the eyelid:(

Post by **Nathan** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 12:41 pm

The problem with REALLY messing up his car is that you dont want to do enough damage that his insurance pays for it...because when insurance pays, we ALL pay through higher premiums.

Website · Post by **daniel240** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 12:41 pm

1dollar240 wrote:Got another one- god this thread is getting long.

Get some heavy duty fertilizer and write something obscene in his lawn and water it nicely. Your words will grow in very thick and when he tries to mow it down it will only grow back thicker.

or do the opposite and use gas or anifreeze so it will kill the grass.

Post by **MainEvent212** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 12:41 pm

spraypaint his entire car hot pink...windows, body, wheels, tires, EVERYTHING

Post by **jrc90240sx** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 12:41 pm

Pull all of the tire balencing weights off there tires

swap licence plates with one of there naubers

Try reporting there car stolen if you know who they are, just get there licens #, Vin #, car make, model, and color. call the cops from a pay phone, and make a report like you are them (Im not sure if it would work)

pull the year sticker off there licens plate

put stink bombs, or even some sort of eye/skin irating powder in there air conitioning intake

losen there oil drain plug just enough for it to start leaking slowly

if they have big rims, up front fill up some of the vents on there break rotors with JB weld or somthing that will make it off balenced

place a nail angled behind a tire, so when they drive off it goes in

if there car is RWD or AWD, get to there drive shaft and tie something to it (heavy weight fishing line with some fishing weights just long enough to hit something), or duck tape something to it, like say 2 lbs of something (bad of sand) so its off balenced.

Post by **stretch240sx** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 12:41 pm

ok heres what you do...

FU*K the s*** out of their car, do what ever it takes. then if they go to school with you or work (you get the idea) get a video camera and like 10 or your friends and dress up in all black with bats and chains and other scary ****. when they go to hit your car have everyone roll on the kid(S) and PUNK THE HELL out of 'em till they cry and pee their pants, etc. and video it all then make copies and send those copies around work/school

Post by **SilviaLuvr** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 12:41 pm

hmm that sounds familur...*check a few pages back and look at my post* never the less it's still a good idea! problem wit the vids is that the wrog person is going to find them and well here comes the bacon.

Post by **96_S14_SE** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 12:41 pm

Man alot of you sound like lil kids... Alot of these wont work, and some are just retarded.... I personally dont like playing with animal or human fecal matter but if it floats your boat go for it. Also the spending stupid amonts of money to modify ones car, even if it is rediculous, is even more ridiculous on your part as it could of been spent on your car. Then there is the whole tampering to deem their vehicle unsafe, which as been stated could land you in jail for a long long time as they will persuit a case of this type.

Im on the whole dont **** with a persons car issue... And thank j-spec for some persistant reasoning. Best thing to do is just keep an eye out and try to catch them in the act. Be sure even if you dont to take images of all acts commited against your property. Detain the kid, when caught, and call the police. With the evidence and the criminal in front of the cop I seriously doubt they would not let you press charges. If they decline tell them you want to talk to their supervising officer.

If it where my car I would wait untill I could catch them in the act, and pray that they will confront me, as it will then be deemed self defense.

Post by **Kaioshin1982** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 12:41 pm

96_S14_SE I think alot of people were just listing them for fun not that they would have actually done all of those....

But I think contacting the police and doing it the legal way IS the better way to get result.

Post by **Anand** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 12:41 pm

what ever happend??? did you catch the people in the act????

Post by **kami240sx** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 12:41 pm

bleach their tires, find a way to keep the stuff soaked on it and if you have some extra, throw it on the hood

Post by **Movingviolation240** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 12:41 pm

We did this to a girl in HS we didn't like....

get a bunch of tunna fish and put it on their hood, catfood, ect. Then on the roof dump a bag of kitty litter. The neighborhood cats will come out of the woodwork, and have a buffet on the hood, then **** on the roof. I was a little suprised at how well it worked.

OR you can pull one valve core, the idiot will fill the tire with fix a flat and when they pull the bottle off it all gets sprayed back in their face (as long as the valvestem is in the 6 O'clock position)

OR (my personal fav) .22-250 through the motor block from a few hundred yards out. .22 rimfire is cheep and in my experience easier to 'set off' than shotgun shells, plus due to the size you can put it in all sorts of neat places (like in the valve cover through the oil filler cap).

I pissed on the convertable top of a mustang once (white top) and it left a nice yellow ring for 3 months.

Another idea is to take the wiper's off and stick thumb tacks in the clips so when they hit the wipers it scratches the **** out of their window.

Paul

Post by **drifter sx** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 12:41 pm

man somethin similar happened to me. except i knew the guy that was screwing up my car. but i caught him doin it one day and ran after him. i caught him and beat the ever lovin pi$$ out of him. he never touched it again. i got a little suffed up myself but it was well worth it.

Post by **optiks** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 12:41 pm

my personal fav is the shaving cream frozen and put inside the car

but i heard of one recently that sounds fun

some of you guys might have those big freezers you put in your basement well you take a 4 large plastic tote boxes and you fill them up with water and let them freeze into ice blocks ideally they are about 8-10 inches high, next you wait for a realy hot day, you go jack the guys car up take off all the wheels lay them beside the car and put the ice blocks under his car and lower the car onto tthem now the car is on temporary jack stands! then they melt away from the hot summer sun it would be funnier to watch the guy frantically run around while his car gets closer and closer to the ground each minute

Post by **93RPS13** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 12:41 pm

good one optiks,i also like change the license plates and report it missing, then report anonomous tip to the cops

Post by **egan** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 12:41 pm

chances are that he is a kid, so..

write "my son digs the ****" in gasoline on his lawn, and steal his bike.

Post by **egan** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 12:41 pm

my son digs the d i c k

just in case you didnt get that one

Post by **gibbo80** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 12:41 pm

I dont know if this would work for a car but we used to do it to 4x4 trucks. If it is RWD or AWD tie something to the driveshaft so everytime it goes around there is a big clunking noise, harless good fun. (we used corncobs but i bet you can think of something to use). pouring oil on the radiator or any hot engine parts gives them a little scare

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