revenge ideas?

Post by **redrocket** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 12:41 pm

go buy ya about 3 bags of oreo's maybe more twist apart every oreo and stick it to the car thats always fun to watch the next morning

Website · Post by **drifter** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 12:41 pm

Make several URINE ice cubes and let them sit overnight on the hood/top of the car.

Or yeah, just poop on any part of their car. Stock up on burritos and stuff before you do.

Post by **Stoneage_Turbo** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 12:41 pm

ok one beatter the brakelight thing , dont need underhood acess for this , horn should be acessible thru the underside , take 2 3m quick snap connecotrs and a lenth of wire , jump hotside of left turnsignal and hot side of horn , squeeze conntectors and leave , horn will blow every time the light flashes

Post by **Bubba1** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 12:41 pm

Who said you should retaliate against their property? Property damage is illegal. Not that I'd ever done or condone the following, but I suppose you could have a party, get a bunch of "send me some free information" cards , make up some rude names that'll get by censors. Like Mike Ro**** Smith, Hugh Sucke Jones, Ben Dover Johnson, etc. Mail them from different cities. 1 per company. The mailers would not only mail all this free info to your tormentors under these wacky names, they might sell their mailing lists to other mailers, who might mail and resell their lists, so it could just keep on going. Just an evil thought...

Post by **Bubba1** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 12:41 pm

Wow, the censor program on this site is pretty tough. How about Mike Rodique Smith...

Post by **big jon's 240** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 12:41 pm

Carb cleaner on paint will piss someone off after a week or two.

Post by **Lepchitz1** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 12:41 pm

Go buy a 300 dollar beater truck and have a monster truck rally!!

Haha, j/k someone egged my car once, and we put little pin holes in their tires, took a pink highlighter and outlined the rubber lining on the car (it comes off with ALOT of scrubbing so basically its a harmless pain in the ***), unbolted the muffler and put it in their front yard, and last but not least I shat on the guy's hood, a nice big long one at that

oh man did it smell. I saw his car about a week later and it had half the pink highlighter on it, tires were low on air, and the paint was fine from where i did the dirty on his hood.

Post by **Dano** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 12:41 pm

Stoneage_Turbo wrote:ok one beatter the brakelight thing , dont need underhood acess for this , horn should be acessible thru the underside , take 2 3m quick snap connecotrs and a lenth of wire , jump hotside of left turnsignal and hot side of horn , squeeze conntectors and leave , horn will blow every time the light flashes

HAHAHAHAHA, thats a good one!

-Dan

Post by **scuba_sean** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 12:41 pm

keep em comin

Post by **b240** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 12:41 pm

I like the **** their mom idea.

Post by **SilviaLuvr** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 12:41 pm

"if it was me, i'll shot his/her A S S!" (next Friday) but seriously though bro, I would get me and a bunch of my friends to sit in a bush dressed in black wit black "ninja mask" and baseball bats. when the f*** get close to your car, hop out and start yelling lots and lots of course words! when the run (which if they are some what smart) will begin to do, have one of your fastest friend give chase. once he catches one of them hold em down and then just punk the s hi t out of him / her.

Post by **scuba_sean** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 12:41 pm

that one is nice

Post by **1dollar240** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 12:41 pm

I like the ninja one the best. But when you catch the slowest one, don't really hurt him (that could bring charges). Just yell repeatedly "WHO SENT YOU!?" and other interrogating things. Do this untill he cries like a *****. Then let him go, but remind him that you have it all on tape

Post by **Nathan** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 12:41 pm

I absolutely love my valve core remover, I use it whenever someone double parks in a really nice parking spot or when they steal mine like this one ***** did one time...and then she didnt even appologize, oh well, I know she spent a LOT of time looking at her two flat right side tires thinking "hmmm, maybe that guy really WAS mad and maybe I SHOULDNT have stolen his parking space" Anyway, get a valve core remover (about 3 dollars or less) and take out all of his valve cores...then scotch tape one of them to his drivers window just so he knows what you did and that you didnt slash his tires. He will have to go buy new valve cores (which are really cheap) and a tool to put them back in, it'll take hours to put them all back and get the tires aired up and will really piss him off and ruin his day. The best part is that you made him spend about the same amount as you did (10$) you wasted a BUNCH of his time, and you didnt cause any permanent damage. Of course, if it was me I would just beat the hell out of him, and then do it again...sometimes, violence really IS the answer.

Post by **1dollar240** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 12:41 pm

Ive got another one, that may or may not work. You'll need a good size peice of chain link fence, some thick gauge wire, and a good car battery. This kinda only works if you park in the grass. Lay the fence on the ground and cover it with leaves. then make a circuit with the fence and the car so that when they touch the car they will get zapped as long as they are standing on the fence. Not sure if this will work, but a friend's dad said he did it back in the day.

Post by **SeVa-S13** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 12:41 pm

This is from my best friend:"Buy some gay pride bumper stickers and place at will."

Post by **Mike09** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 12:41 pm

Potato in there exhaust. HAHAHA. juse kidding. Go under there car and cut every wire you can and run.

Post by **Aspec0002** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 12:41 pm

ok, so the condem idea does work but not that well, we did this on my friends car but we were seeing how big trojan magnum xl's really get. 6-feet just for your info, dont believe me try it yourself, i have pics ill post one day. anyways, what we do around here is valve core removal, works nicely, if you can get in the car, wd-40 on the dome light and leave it on all night, arson without a trace, never done myself but my auto tech teacher was telling me. or take some nice size cinder blocks, jack the car up take his rims, or just leave it so the tires are just barely off the ground, hes going nowhere fast! thats always pleasant. the plastic wrap idea is good but i can do you one better. get as many people as you can and put small post it notes on every inch of his car, more people quicker it is done and it does take a while, does no damage just takes a long time to take off, if your smart, you will put them on so that the sticky part faces forward so that if he drives it they stay aerodynamic, they stay on going about 70mph believe it or not. and if a couple of them fall off in front of a cop, thats a nice litter citation for them. haha, and when he decides to take them off, he better dedicate a 8 hours to it. feel free to write somethin on the note by the drivers door handle so he can read them! sorry so long but im good at this stuff, i prefer no damage just alot of time wasting. time is valuble these days.

Post by **timmybgood** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 12:41 pm

Quote »**** his mom [/quote]

definatly

Post by **bob marley** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 12:41 pm

quote:--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

**** his mom --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

I second that.

or

Beat the crap out of them and take all their money. Then buy as many of those Raman noodles as you can (its like 8 for $1) and dump it in their pool(if they have one) on a hot day.

I'll eventually do this to someone

Johann

Post by **Holisticbeatz** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 12:41 pm

I like the shaving cream idea. Freeze a bottle of shaving cream, open the contents up and shove it into their muffler. Then stick a potato in the pipe and let the cream expand all the way up to the exhaust manifold.

Drill holes into their headlights and fill them up with water. If you really want to go all out, drill holes big enough and put goldfishes in them.

Inject krazy glue into all keyholes.

Drill a small hole in their gas tank, radiator, and oil pan.

Get an egg and make two holes opposite each other. Then empty the contents of the egg. Next, fill the eggs up with DOT 3 brake fluid (highly corrosive to paint). Then, tape up the holes. Make at least a dozen.

ENJOY!

Post by **SilviaLuvr** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 12:41 pm

Not to sound like an a s s or anytihng but he did say that he would go to his grlfriends house meaning that it must be someone in the neighborhood. I don't think they drove?! yeah bob i like your idea. I think if you put my idea and bob's idea togther, you may have something!

Post by **MikeMurphy** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 12:41 pm

replace oil with gasoline

replace oil with a water/sugar mix

run the duramax test on their cars

plaster gay pride bumper stickers all over their car

draw some fugly racing stripes on their car

goto a local park and collect a giant bag of dog **** and smear it ALL over their car....im talkin every square inch. Sit and let dry.

place heavy tint on their license plate and no cop would ever beleive them that they didnt do it themselves

sand in the gas tank

super glue all door handles, and EVERYTHING else

try to locate a wheel lock.

install a massive spoiler on their car. No it doesent need to be aligned whatsoever.

cut off all of their wheel bearing boots.

jack off on his door handle and leave him a love note

weld their lugnuts in place

place a small crack in one of the windows

if your gutsy steal a cop license plate and put it on their car

if you are able to gain access to an open window or anything, goto your local pet shop and buy as many insects as you can. Go for crickets ****roaches and ants. Dont forget to feed them.

you can buy stink-spray at your local toy store.

fill the car with angry wasps

if you can gain access, put the music volume and high and turn the bass way up.

lots and lots of small rocks in the muffler will drive anyone crazy.

Post by **Onizuka** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 12:41 pm

Nathan wrote:I absolutely love my valve core remover, I use it whenever someone double parks in a really nice parking spot or when they steal mine like this one ***** did one time...and then she didnt even appologize, oh well, I know she spent a LOT of time looking at her two flat right side tires thinking "hmmm, maybe that guy really WAS mad and maybe I SHOULDNT have stolen his parking space" Anyway, get a valve core remover (about 3 dollars or less) and take out all of his valve cores...then scotch tape one of them to his drivers window just so he knows what you did and that you didnt slash his tires. He will have to go buy new valve cores (which are really cheap) and a tool to put them back in, it'll take hours to put them all back and get the tires aired up and will really piss him off and ruin his day. The best part is that you made him spend about the same amount as you did (10$) you wasted a BUNCH of his time, and you didnt cause any permanent damage. Of course, if it was me I would just beat the hell out of him, and then do it again...sometimes, violence really IS the answer.

GOOD ONE!!!

Post by **JESTER** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 12:41 pm

Been gone for two months and look what this site has come too.

This is some funny s***. I personally vote for the shrink wrap ideal. I will have to try this on someones house.

Post by **ZERO** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 12:41 pm

I know. Rice out their car overnight.

1.Great big aluminum wing2.Altezzas3.Vinyl decals all over the car4.one of those light up exhaust tips5.One great big NAAAWWWSSSSSS decal

well, you get the point. They will be fastly furious...

Post by **Kaioshin1982** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 12:41 pm

I know. Rice out their car overnight.

1.Great big aluminum wing2.Altezzas3.Vinyl decals all over the car4.one of those light up exhaust tips5.One great big NAAAWWWSSSSSS decal

well, you get the point. They will be fastly furious...

He might actually like it

Post by **Sygerwulf** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 12:41 pm

Heh I still remember the time me and a couple of my friends wrapped my friends 92 mullet-mobile camero in 50 rolls of toilet paper and encased it in plastic wrap. The thing looked like a giant white pyramid. He was so pissed that he jumped out of the persons car he was riding with and ran across 3 lanes of traffic and started chasing one of my friends around. that was classic

not really applyable in this situation though lol

Post by **UnderPressure** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 12:41 pm

uh the saran wrap thing- cool put cover it in coking oil so its all slippery. **** cover the car in oil weather or not its saraned. and the take the lug nuts off deal- someone did that to a friend. cops took it as attempted manslaughter. or something like that- so DONT. i say wire the horn to the brake and signals, and gay pride stickers, and punch in the mouth.

Website · Post by **daniel240** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 12:41 pm

put JB-weld in all of his door locks.

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