Need help with girls?

[dre1507]

please. as if nala's life will ever be that simple. where is the Facebook stalking and retarded texts?

[hbpignosePA]

i love failing vicariously through nala.... i really think he needs an MTV show, it would be epic


no wait, that would probably be counterproductive. seriously i love that no one bashes him on that forum...

[AZhitman]

I just realized something that blew my mind....


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Last post by The Mic I can find was on 02 May 2006

Meanwhile
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Username: naladude911
Interests: cars, boobz, dogs, mma
Joined: 03 Oct 2006

a few months after Mike leaves... "Stephen" shows up. Not making any claims here, but its interesting.
Has anyone ever seen Nala and The Mic in the same place at the same time?

Good eye, but about as unlikely as Stephen having sex in 2010.

Zanabria was abnormally obsessed with antagonizing me, whereas Nala has made no such mistake.

Interestingly, Mic was actually a lot more like you than anyone else, except that he wasn't right as often and was a substantially larger a$$hole.

[AZhitman]

...choking on my damn lunch....

[OriginalWheelman]

i love failing vicariously through nala.... i really think he needs an MTV show, it would be epic


no wait, that would probably be counterproductive. seriously i love that no one bashes him on that forum...

I'd rather watch the "Nala Fails with Girls Hour" than Jersey Shore any day.

[Encryptshun]

We need a regular "Ask Nala" column.

[timay]

Can we all forget that I actually stuck up for nala?

This is getting so sad, this is reaching levels of sad I didn't know existed....

[naladude911]

We just went for a joyride in my car...and she said shes coming over tnite

[AZhitman]

A "joyride"?

What is this, 1957?

[PEZi]

no... in '57 he'd have been able to do it in a muscle car.... he went for said ride in a fookin failx4

[dre1507]

lol...........

[Encryptshun]

Wait, I thought a "joyride" was what you did when you stole someone else's car?

I say she stole nala's keys, took the QX4 ditch diving, and then thanked him for the good time.

[Bubba1]

Wait, I thought a "joyride" was what you did when you stole someone else's car?

I say she stole nala's keys, took the QX4 ditch diving, and then thanked him for the good time.

I think it means that Nala's creepy taxi-service-with-strings-attached-for-female-passengers is still happening. Wait'll he drops his pants in front of her and she realizes he put on a condom hours ago.

[ProudNissanFreak]

Wait'll he drops his pants in front of her and she realizes he put on a condom hours ago.

[Encryptshun]

Wait, I thought a "joyride" was what you did when you stole someone else's car?

I say she stole nala's keys, took the QX4 ditch diving, and then thanked him for the good time.

I think it means that Nala's creepy taxi-service-with-strings-attached-for-female-passengers is still happening. Wait'll he drops his pants in front of her and she realizes he put on a condom hours ago.

Touche, my friend.

[Bubba1]

Can we all forget that I actually stuck up for nala?

This is getting so sad, this is reaching levels of sad I didn't know existed....

I believe Dire91 is the last remaining, protector of the pathetic...Any ideas on how to get him away from the creepy side of the force?

[PEZi]

considering he never posts anymore... who knows... maybe he has left teh side of creepy

[Xdisaster240sX]

We just went for a joyride in my car...and she said shes coming over tnite

Does she have a pen15?

[leesredgt]

This thread brings humor to my life!

[leesredgt]

Does she have a pen15?

Nala doesn't realize that it is "she" that will be needing the condom, not him.

[timay]

Plus...hooking up is NOT creepily rubbing up on heavily inebriated college girls who are one step from being clinically dead.

[troskinatior]

I just took a girl out for a ride in my QX4. She smoked all my weed. I think we're going to hook up. How do I get the condom to fit around my balls?

I have no idea what to say

[AZhitman]

First he's gonna be like:



Then she's gonna be like:



Then he's gonna be all:



But she's gonna be like:



And then he's gonna be:

[timay]

First he's gonna be like:



Then she's gonna be like:



Then he's gonna be all:



But she's gonna be like:



And then he's gonna be:

Thread over.

[ThatGuyRoger]

i got my ab work out for the day!

[Bubba1]

First he's gonna be like:



Then she's gonna be like:



Then he's gonna be all:



But she's gonna be like:



And then he's gonna be:

[Razi]

Epic post, Greg.

Nearly choked on some pistachios.

[Bubba1]

I just took a girl out for a ride in my QX4. She smoked all my weed. I think we're going to hook up. How do I get the condom to fit around my balls?

I have no idea what to say

Guys: Call Guinness. Nala is breaking records here. He actually just posed the question above on that sex forum. For real.

I'm speechless.

Uh Nala, you've hit a new low, buddy.

[Razi]

I just took a girl out for a ride in my QX4. She smoked all my weed. I think we're going to hook up. How do I get the condom to fit around my balls?

I have no idea what to say

HAHA
I had no idea he posted that.
I'm dieing here!

[Jesda]

LMFAO, I met up with "Mic" in California back in 2006. Others have met Stephen. They're definitely different people, unless he has a clever disguise.