Need help with girls?

[Red coupe]

LMFAO, I met up with "Mic" in California back in 2006. Others have met Stephen. They're definitely different people, unless he has a clever disguise.

BUT HAS ANYONE MET BOTH STEPHEN AND MIKE!!!!!!

[Dire91]

This has to be the greatest thread yet, I'm sorry Sett but you really f*** yourself over this time.

[Rev_D21]

Nala, condoms only go around your balls, any idiot knows that!

[Razi]

Please don't give Nala bad advice about condoms.
We don't want mini-Nalas. D: !

[Red coupe]

Nala, condoms only go around your balls, any idiot knows that!

lol, duh.
Otherwise you would make a mess of them and you wouldn't be able to re-use them (unless you got the ones that say disposable).

[Bubba1]

This has to be the greatest thread yet, I'm sorry Sett but you really f***ed yourself over this time.

Hey Dire91, Are you still defending Darth Creepy or have you given up?

[Bubba1]

Please don't give Nala bad advice about condoms.
We don't want mini-Nalas. D: !

It's actually good advice considering until now he was probably using them as waterballoons and on his salt/pepper shakers to protect his "condoments".

[timay]

Please don't give Nala bad advice about condoms.
We don't want mini-Nalas. D: !

It's actually good advice considering until now he was probably using them as waterballoons and on his salt/pepper shakers to protect his "condoments".

Condoms for your condoments. Brilliant.

[Xdisaster240sX]

Pssh...Who uses condoms? thats what abortions are for

[Rev_D21]

Well he could always put the condom over his head and count to 1000000.

[AZhitman]

I'm waiting for someone to post a link to THIS thread over THERE.

Those people need to know they're being laughed at. It's mandatory.

[dre1507]

I'm waiting for someone to post a link to THIS thread over THERE.

Those people need to know they're being laughed at. It's mandatory.

Whyyyyyyyyy? *sad face*. if they knew, he might get kicked off and the potential lulz will end.

[Dire91]

Hey Dire91, Are you still defending Darth Creepy or have you given up?

I mean I think it would be impossible to not laugh at this thread BUT its not like teasing the kid who is already having issues with girls is going to help him. Come on guys, we all know what cyber bullying is.

[dre1507]

all i'm saying is Mr. Sett is a special case.

[Bmore-coupe]

[AZhitman]

JOHN!

[Bmore-coupe]

JOHN!

GREG!!!

[dre1507]

maybe we'll get an update later of how Nala's night went. hope he didn't mess it up. seems like too much to hope for though.

[AZhitman]

JOHN!

GREG!!!

Hey homey. We were just talkin' about you earlier. Hope all's well.

[Jesda]

Come on guys, we all know what cyber bullying is.

Its a means to an end. Fix self or quit life.

[Bmore-coupe]

maybe we'll get an update later of how Nala's night went. hope he didn't mess it up. seems like too much to hope for though.

Indeed.

I wish life was as simple as it is in Nala's world. Imagine if getting laid was the only thing to worry about, Ahhh too be young again...

[Bmore-coupe]

Hey homey. We were just talkin' about you earlier. Hope all's well.

Thanks for asking. Things have been "interesting" to say the least, but moving in the right direction. I will text Bex in the near future with updates.

[AZhitman]

Come on guys, we all know what cyber bullying is.

Its a means to an end. Fix self or quit life.

+1.

Contribute or quit breathing my good goddam air.

[AZhitman]

Hey homey. We were just talkin' about you earlier. Hope all's well.

Thanks for asking. Things have been "interesting" to say the least, but moving in the right direction. I will text Bex in the near future with updates.

Roger that. We're here for ya.

[dre1507]

maybe we'll get an update later of how Nala's night went. hope he didn't mess it up. seems like too much to hope for though.

Indeed.

I wish life was as simple as it is in Nala's world. Imagine if getting laid was the only thing to worry about, Ahhh too be young again...

no, don't blame youth. blame stupidity. only the stupid portion of today's youth aren't worried about STDs nor take proper precautions.

[Bmore-coupe]

Roger that. We're here for ya.

Thanks y0!

no, don't blame youth. blame stupidity. only the stupid portion of today's youth aren't worried about STDs nor take proper precautions.

I was referring to the fact that when you are older, life becomes a bit more complex than just getting laid. If that is your biggest problem in life, you are in pretty good shape. Everyone has dryspells (in fact, I believe that was my old custom title when I was in one LOL) but for the most part, getting laid is simple...unless of course, you are creepy as hell (as Bubba has repeatedly pointed out)

[Bubba1]

Hey Dire91, Are you still defending Darth Creepy or have you given up?

I mean I think it would be impossible to not laugh at this thread BUT its not like teasing the kid who is already having issues with girls is going to help him. Come on guys, we all know what cyber bullying is.

Ok, so the answer is yes, you're still on the creepy side of the force. And no, it is not cyber bullying when he creates these threads, or when he volunteers links to his favorite sex forum or when he announces that he masturbates twice daily. These are invitations for commentary.

You clearly know him personally, and recognize that he's obsessive, socially immature, and ignorant. But are his parents aware of any of his weird behavior?

[naladude911]

so yesterday we chilled the whole day. She introduced me to her friends etc, hung out and stuff. Then we were hanging out in her room when her roommate came in and she said she wanted to sleep. So I went back to my room, where she later texted me saying.....just so you know im seeing someone back home.

So my friend was wrong, and I think he called her a slut because he was jealous.

[ThatGuyRoger]

lmao and she smoked your weed... go for the room mate now

[naladude911]

no we smoked hers and used her alcohol