Need help with girls?

[poems2beats]

Guys, maybe reverse physiology will work.

Nala, don't listen to these nay sayers. Keep trying as hard as possible to get with chick... Remember, just because their is a golie dosnt mean you can't score....

I joined this "attraction" forum for the lulz... and I started a thread...
http://www.theattractionforums.com/sex/ ... shing.html

[Bubba1]

Remember, just because there is a goalie dosnt mean you can't score....

The problem with your hockey analogy for sex is that Nala doesn't know how to skate, though with so much practice, he has developed a very strong grip on his stick.....

[Encryptshun]

Remember, just because there is a goalie dosnt mean you can't score....

The problem with your hockey analogy for sex is that Nala doesn't know how to skate, though with so much practice, he has developed a very strong grip on his stick.....

I dunno. In both hockey and nala's dating approach someone's gonna get punched eventually.

[Bubba1]

I dunno. In both hockey and nala's dating approach someone's gonna get punched eventually.

[AppleBonker]

How does reverse physiology work? What does that even mean?

[Ozzie]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-y892T3URW0[/youtube]

Nala, you are 18, and have access to the internet....
Why can't you find this stuff yourself?

[Jesda]

Certainly words worth condomplating.

[naladude911]

sooo I waited until 4pm to text her

"heyy, so are you smoking later"
"yeah." (note period)
"ohh okay"

Its dead. IDK wtf happened. Girls are so hard to understand. W.e ill probs bump into her since she lives in my complex

[Dire91]

I have never met his parents so I would not know. I don't understand why you keep making these threads though

[AppleBonker]

IDK wtf happened. Girls are so hard to understand

They don't enjoy extreme awkwardness?

[breadbox]

sooo I waited until 4pm to text her

[Bubba1]

I have never met his parents so I would not know. I don't understand why you keep making these threads though

I thought you might have met them, as you two rode together to/from Carlisle.
I hope you're asking Nala that question and not me.

[Bubba1]

sooo I waited until 4pm to text her

"heyy, so are you smoking later"
"yeah." (note period)
"ohh okay"

Its dead. IDK wtf happened. Girls are so hard to understand. W.e ill probs bump into her since she lives in my complex

Duh. You were dumped when she told you she had a BF, you moron. Your ego is preventing you from seeing the obvious., Now, by texting her against our advice, you now appear to be trying to score free pot off her. Congrats, you've just made yourself look cheap in addition to creepy. Loser.

[frapjap]

sooo I waited until 4pm to text her

"heyy, so are you smoking later"
"yeah." (note period)
"ohh okay"

Its dead. IDK wtf happened. Girls are so hard to understand. W.e ill probs bump into her since she lives in my complex

To which you should have replied "want to get stoned and watch Harry Potter together?"
Or p0rn. or Lethal Weapon 2. or Spiderman. or whatever it is kids watch these days.

[AppleBonker]

That forum is definitely full of nalas. I just found this and it had me in tears:

DO NOT BLOW AIR INTO A GIRL.
You could potentially kill her.

Okay, as far as I understand it, when you kiss a woman, you can easily transfer air flow between the two of you because your lungs are absorbing the air. That's fine.
If you blow into a woman's vagina, you can potentially send air bubbles into her bloodstream if you've blown forcefully enough (via travelling up the uterus into the fallopian tubes, into capillaries, etc.). Even a regular exhale anywhere near that area is not the safest thing to do. Air bubbles in your bloodstream can cause a rather s*** death.
Any heroin user who has made extra careful to ensure that no air gets trapped in a syringe when they shoot up will tell you the same thing. Air in the bloodstream is bad news.
Thus, DO NOT EXHALE INTO A GIRL.

[danshaz82]

[naladude911]

just for fun I posted this on her wall
(̅_̅_̅(̲̲̲̲̲̅̅̅̅̅̅(̅_̅_̲̅м̲̅a̲̅я̲̅l̲̅b̲̅o̲̅r̲̅o̲̅̅ ̅_̅_̅()ڪ
and she deleted it.

Yes, she smokes a lot of cigs.

[AppleBonker]

I'd say your best shot is to keep posting on her wall, texting, calling and randomly dropping by her place to see her. She'll warm up to you.

[Encryptshun]

I'd say your best shot is to keep posting on her wall, texting, calling and randomly dropping by her place to see her. She'll warm up to you.

Listen to this man. This approach is guaranteed to get you laid.

[MellowZ32]

Am I the only one who thinks Nala is going to kidnap a girl and kill her to have sex with her corpse?

[AppleBonker]

You take that back. Nala is nothing like me!

[danshaz82]

Am I the only one who thinks Nala is going to kidnap a girl and kill her to have sex with her corpse?

whats wrong with that?

[Encryptshun]

Am I the only one who thinks Nala is going to kidnap a girl and kill her to have sex with her corpse?

No. Nala probably thinks the same thing.

You're both wrong though -- he could never pull off something as complicated as a kidnapping.

[MellowZ32]

maybe he'll turn to inter-species erotica.

[Encryptshun]

maybe he'll turn to inter-species erotica.

Doesn't that imply he knows what species he IS?

[Rev_D21]

Stop denying yourself Nala! Try a peni5, you might succeed with it!

[MellowZ32]

[AZhitman]

sooo I waited until 4pm to text her

"heyy, so are you smoking later"
"yeah." (note period)
"ohh okay"

Its dead. IDK wtf happened. Girls are so hard to understand.

I know exactly what happened - She's a stoned loser.

Girls are NOT hard to understand.

[Bubba1]

I'd say your best shot is to keep posting on her wall, texting, calling and randomly dropping by her place to see her. She'll warm up to you.

Listen to this man. This approach is guaranteed to get you laid.

....or force her to file a restraining order against you. Cut your losses, fool, stop bugging her before the rest of the school starts to learn the extent of your creepiness....

[Bubba1]

Am I the only one who thinks Nala is going to kidnap a girl and kill her to have sex with her corpse?

If he did, the autopsy would likely show her coated with instant detailer.