Need help with girls?

[Bubba1]

Ok, that's all I needed to know. Didn't require you breaking it down piece by piece, but I guess I under stand better now.

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Considering your personal history with Nala, and the fact you've brought up this issue before, yes, I felt it necessary to be detailed. If you have further concerns, please feel free to pm me.

Sorry for the interruption, folks.

[snwbrdr435]

Why the f*** did you think posting that on her page was a good idea?

[frapjap]

Right!! Then in his Saturday morning recap, Nala will announce he's beyond pi$$ed when he discovers one of the girls burnt a hole in the seat of his freshly instant detailed SUV with her lit joint. Naturally Nala then blames the guy who banged the two girls for his devirginization failure, soley because the guy neglected to tell the toker to extinguish the joint before entering his SUV.

Yep, Nala's dates really do follow a script. It's always the same story.

Its almost like watching an episode of Scooby Doo. Same basic story, same order, but the ghosts and ghouls were more entertaining.

[naladude911]

she didnt delete it, it took a while for facebook to process it

[Bubba1]

Its almost like watching an episode of Scooby Doo. Same basic story, same order, but the ghosts and ghouls were more entertaining.

Ha! Perhaps we should rename him Scooby Douche?

[sx moneypit]

Its almost like watching an episode of Scooby Doo. Same basic story, same order, but the ghosts and ghouls were more entertaining.

Ha! Perhaps we should rename him Scooby Douche?

YES!!

[Encryptshun]

Hmm. I'm thinking "double date" really means he's driving a girl to go pick up her boyfriend at the airport and another couple are tagging along.

[krash]

ugh so it was me and 5 hot girls chilling and drinking. They left us alone after a while and one of her friends was like "dont have hot steamy sex without me".....

Then she kicked me out

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I still don't understand why you're trying to lose your virginity to a slut, but to each his own I guess?

[fiznowler]

how does this guy have not 1 bit of game. I mean how could he not have accidentally woke up with some random girl by now. I guess I really don't get how he can be that bad with girls especially when he is in college. He better get on it soon girls get smarter as they get burned by guys more and more. Then you actually do have to work at it to find a hot single girl that isn't a total slut.

[Encryptshun]

We had a guy on my college dorm floor who was like nala but older and creepier. He found out a few of the girls liked to watch soap operas so he subscribed to soap opera digest so he'd have something to talk about with them and could act smart when something happened on the show that he'd read about. I'm not sure what happened to him -- I think he might have eventually become a serial rapist.

[numbnuts240]

ok, here's what i'm going to do. i'll walk exactly 1 mile from my house. nala can pick me up (make some l's and bring me beer), and i will allow him to drive around while i give him pointers on "hollering" at the bishez. he will be mandated to pull over and "holler" at random girls we see. we can even try our luck at the mall. video will ensue, followed by lulz.

[fiznowler]

LOL haven't seen you in a while numbnuts. "make some l's" lol

[numbnuts240]

i been creepin. trying my hardest to stay out of this thread, but dammit, i just couldn't resist.

[Encryptshun]

What do you all bet that nala changes his major to Mortuary Science?

Imagine his posts then... He'd call himself a big playa but complain that the girls never seem to talk much.

[frapjap]

ok, here's what i'm going to do. i'll walk exactly 1 mile from my house. nala can pick me up (make some l's and bring me beer), and i will allow him to drive around while i give him pointers on "hollering" at the bishez. he will be mandated to pull over and "holler" at random girls we see. we can even try our luck at the mall. video will ensue, followed by lulz.

That sounds awwwwwwwesome.

[Rev_D21]

k im going on a double date friday. different girl, and group of girls completely.

My point proven, Nala chimes in with this right after Bubba just tore him up. Nala doesn't even read peoples posts, he just posts. Nico is where he goes to think out loud. Nala, I know the chick you are trying to date, I been with her before. Want details?

[naladude911]

ok, here's what i'm going to do. i'll walk exactly 1 mile from my house. nala can pick me up (make some l's and bring me beer), and i will allow him to drive around while i give him pointers on "hollering" at the bishez. he will be mandated to pull over and "holler" at random girls we see. we can even try our luck at the mall. video will ensue, followed by lulz.

im down

and to reverend shut up

[Dittoz7]

Five in the poow!

That is all...

[Bubba1]

how does this guy have not 1 bit of game. I mean how could he not have accidentally woke up with some random girl by now. I guess I really don't get how he can be that bad with girls especially when he is in college. He better get on it soon girls get smarter as they get burned by guys more and more. Then you actually do have to work at it to find a hot single girl that isn't a total slut.

I'll take a shot. I think it's because he was a very late bloomer (only last year) combined with an obsessive personality. If you view him with the social skills of a hormone crazed 9th grader in an older boy's body,
it'll make sense why every girl his age would find him creepy.

Tita, I think you'll generate some great laughs, but I don't see that helping him.

[fiznowler]

lol when i was in 9th grade I wasn't having his problems....

[danshaz82]

Five in the poow!

That is all...

[Encryptshun]

lol when i was in 9th grade I wasn't having his problems....

No doubt. When I was in 9th grade I only dated Seniors.


Shut up, Adam. Not THAT kind of senior....

[Bubba1]

lol when i was in 9th grade I wasn't having his problems....

No doubt. When I was in 9th grade I only dated Seniors.


Shut up, Adam. Not THAT kind of senior....

[AppleBonker]

Shut up, Adam. Not THAT kind of senior....

All you need is a little bit of lube. Just saying...

[Encryptshun]

Shut up, Adam. Not THAT kind of senior....

All you need is a little bit of lube. Just saying...

Lube? With that much mileage, you want Poly-Grip.

[AppleBonker]

Lulz. Can't say I've ever tried it. Might be like cavernous sandpaper? TBH, I don't know what the solution is there...

[Urabus GodofTraction]

BWAHAHAHAHA. Who posted that picture of him? That is facking epic!!!

For anyone who didn't notice, the handle is different from the OP to the posted picture... LMFAO

Now that naladude911 _ got the banhammer, I shall reveal his identity.

It was I! Worship me as a god!

[LunarShroud]

how can a thread be so full of fail and win at the same time? i think i'll spend more time in the gen chat forum now.
i have a feeling nala might be a career troll. or a serial rapist in the making. or both.

[Rev_D21]

and to reverend i'll shut up and leave nico

fixed that one for you, proven plan right there.

ARG! I broke 4000 posts in a Nala thread. What a waste!

[numbnuts240]

Tita, I think you'll generate some great laughs, but I don't see that helping him.

like anything else in the world will?

ok, here's what i'm going to do. i'll walk exactly 1 mile from my house. nala can pick me up (make some l's and bring me beer), and i will allow him to drive around while i give him pointers on "hollering" at the bishez. he will be mandated to pull over and "holler" at random girls we see. we can even try our luck at the mall. video will ensue, followed by lulz.

im down

k.