Need help with girls?

[Jesda]

Am I the only one who thinks Nala is going to kidnap a girl and kill her to have sex with her corpse?

If he did, the autopsy would likely show her coated with instant detailer.

Oh my god!

[naladude911]

k win. she texted me. were chilling tnite.
k bai

[bluepillow]

Don't you have finals to study for? ..or did dad buy your grades too?

[ProudNissanFreak]

k win. she texted me. were chilling tnite.
k bai

You are full of f*** fail.

[naladude911]

yea im studying..........gotta stay in school

[ThatGuyRoger]

k win. she texted me. were chilling tnite.
k bai

but you aren't smashing papas

[skydragoness]

Don't you have finals to study for? ..or did dad buy your grades too?

[Bubba1]

k win. she texted me. were chilling tnite.
k bai

What kinda win are you talking about? Your sole quest was to have her take your virginity. That's not happening.
Is the win that you're now sliming free pot from her? You're lower than whale poop.

[timay]

Now Bubba I don't want to start trouble...but what is your fascination with breaking this kids balls?

I see you posting far more in his threads, more than any one person.

I am not sticking up for nala, just wondering if you knew him from outside the internet, the way you continuously flame him. Seems like you know him or something.

Does he owe you 20 bucks? What am I not getting here?

[Bmore-coupe]

[frapjap]

[naladude911]

ugh so it was me and 5 hot girls chilling and drinking. They left us alone after a while and one of her friends was like "dont have hot steamy sex without me" she said "haha, my boy friend isnt even here"
Then she kicked me out bc she had to go to sleep.
meh f***
win i guess bc i met some more girls?

[AZhitman]

LMAO

I'm thinking you might wanna go ghey. You're already halfway there, got the clothes and the haircut.

[Red coupe]

ugh so it was me and 5 hot girls chilling and drinking. They left us alone after a while and one of her friends was like "dont have hot steamy sex without me" she said "haha, my boy friend isnt even here"
Then she kicked me out bc she had to go to sleep.
meh f***
win i guess bc i met some more girls?

If you and a buddy had some girls over would you c*** block your buddy just because you felt tired?

"I'm tired" = the nice version of "You leave now"

[troskinatior]

The only time the phraze "win" should be used in this tread is discribing this thread

[Jesda]

Now Bubba I don't want to start trouble...but what is your fascination with breaking this kids balls?

Go back and read every nala thread.

[S13_love]

Now Bubba I don't want to start trouble...but what is your fascination with breaking this kids balls?

Go back and read every nala thread.

Unfortunantely, the ones that went 30 + pages are locked and gone for good?

They left us alone after a while and one of her friends was like "dont have hot steamy sex without me" she said "haha, my boy friend isnt even here"

Nala creepin on someone else's conversation? No way!

[poems2beats]

Third times the charm right.... Hit her up again!

[Rev_D21]

Nala talks like no one else is reading this thread. He just goes on and on regardless of what anyone here says. Plus his story reeks of BS. I guess if you are going to fail, fail big.

[Bubba1]

Timay, this is the second time you're asking this same question, and I'll answer it again for you. But first, I will ask you the same question. The elaborate prank you pulled on Nala was far more mean spirited than all of the collective teasing done here combined. Why were you so cruel to him? Did he owe you money? please explain.

Yes, I did meet him once, briefly at Carlisle, it was a non-event for both of us. He was very shy. But as a long time NICOnaut, I know him pretty well due to his obsessive need to tell us so much about himself.

The reason I post a lot is because I'm home more now, so I'm on line more. Nala's posts are almost always on top of the first page when I jump onto GenChat. So If I feel I have something interesting to add, I post. Simple as that.

I used to give Nala real advice every time he asked. I still do if you actually read my posts. As you know, he never ever takes our advice, and fails spectacularly as a result, but that's really not why I tease him. It's a combination of other factors including (but not limited to)

1. He never accepts responsibility for his failures. for example, he calls a cop stupid because he gota ticket for dark tail lens after ignoring the cop's generous warning days earlier. He asked our opinion, we told him to listen to the cop. Of course it took several tickets before he replaced them, but in his eyes, the cop was at fault. I'm sorry, that's stupid. I could rattle off many more.

2. He' ungrateful, until this week, he has never thanked us for the advice he solicited, he prefers to argue that he was right despite failing as a result of not following the advice. He makes you regret giving him the advice in the first place.

3. He keeps making the same mistakes. He never learns, and creates the same threads over and over.
For example How many date advice threads is he up to now?

4. He obsessively posts entirely too much personal information about himself. You might be aching to hear about his masturbatlon habits, or his sex advice forums, or driving evaluations of his grandmas old civic, but it's gotten tedious to me. He just doesn't post provacative topics, he shares insipid details about his non existent sex life. Sorry, Tim. he's a train wreck.

I pretty much reached my saturation point with his stupidity and arrogance and decided to call him on it with humor. I think many others here feel the same and tease him similarly. I like to think my responses to his posts help lighten up and make his threads more tolerable. You might disagree, and that's fine. But please note I am also not the most mean spirited one here. You yourself were much worse.

HAve a nice evening.

[naladude911]

k im going on a double date friday. different girl, and group of girls completely.

[GrilledCheese33]

just for fun I posted this on her wall
(̅_̅_̅(̲̲̲̲̲̅̅̅̅̅̅(̅_̅_̲̅м̲̅a̲̅я̲̅l̲̅b̲̅o̲̅r̲̅o̲̅̅ ̅_̅_̅()ڪ
and she deleted it.

Yes, she smokes a lot of cigs.

I smoke a lot of cigs and I would probably delete that too . Way to impress the lady, nala, way to go. Your ways with girls is a completely viscous cycle that seems like its never gonna end.

Just read a very short piece of advice that I along with many others have told you over and over again:

Be yourself, don't try to hard, and if it doesn't work out then move on. That is all.

[AZhitman]

k im going on a double date friday. different girl, and group of girls completely.

$20 says the other guy gets both girls.

[danshaz82]

[dre1507]

k im going on a double date friday. different girl, and group of girls completely.

$20 says the other guy gets both girls.

wanna make it $50 nala is asked to be the camera man?

[timay]

Tim, this is the second time you're asking this same question, but I'll answer it again for you. But before refreshing your memory, I will ask you the same question. The elaborate prank you pulled on Nala was far more mean spirited than all of the collective teasing done here combined. Why were you so cruel to him? Did he owe you money? please explain.

Yes, I did meet him once, briefly at Carlisle, it was a non-event for both of us. He was very shy. But as a long time NICOnaut, I know him pretty well due to his obsessive need to tell us so much about himself.

The reason I post a lot is because I'm home more now, so I'm on line more. Nala's posts are almost always on top of the first page when I jump onto GenChat. So If I feel I have something interesting to add, I post. Simple as that.

I used to give Nala real advice every time he asked. I still do if you actually read my posts. As you know, he never ever takes our advice, and fails spectacularly as a result, but that's really not why I tease him. It's a combination of other factors including (but not limited to)

1. He never accepts responsibility for his failures. for example, he calls a cop stupid because he gota ticket for dark tail lens after ignoring the cop's generous warning days earlier. He asked our opinion, we told him to listen to the cop. Of course it took several tickets before he replaced them, but in his eyes, the cop was at fault. I'm sorry, that's stupid. I could rattle off many more.

2. He' ungrateful, until this week, he has never thanked us for the advice he solicited, he prefers to argue that he was right despite failing as a result of not following the advice. He makes you regret giving him the advice in the first place.

3. He keeps making the same mistakes. He never learns, and creates the same threads over and over.
For example How many date advice threads is he up to now?

4. He obsessively posts entirely too much personal information about himself. You might be aching to hear about his masturbatlon habits, or his sex advice forums, or driving evaluations of his grandmas old civic, but it's gotten tedious to me. He just doesn't post provacative topics, he shares insipid details about his non existent sex life. Sorry, Tim. he's a train wreck.

I pretty much reached my saturation point with his stupidity and arrogance and decided to call him on it with humor. I think many others here feel the same and tease him similarly. I like to think my responses to his posts help lighten up and make his threads more tolerable. You might disagree, and that's fine. But please note I am also not the most mean spirited one here. You yourself were much worse.

HAve a nice evening.

Ok, that's all I needed to know. Didn't require you breaking it down piece by piece, but I guess I under stand better now.

Have a good day.

[GrilledCheese33]

k im going on a double date friday. different girl, and group of girls completely.

$20 says the other guy gets both girls.

[Bubba1]

k im going on a double date friday. different girl, and group of girls completely.

$20 says the other guy gets both girls.

Right!! Then in his Saturday morning recap, Nala will announce he's beyond pi$$ed when he discovers one of the girls burnt a hole in the seat of his freshly instant detailed SUV with her lit joint. Naturally Nala then blames the guy who banged the two girls for his devirginization failure, soley because the guy neglected to tell the toker to extinguish the joint before entering his SUV.

Yep, Nala's dates really do follow a script. It's always the same story.

[ProudNissanFreak]

Great week so far. Basically done with classes, got GT5 AND a Nala thread?! Flipping awesome.

Thanks for entertainment Nala.

[themadscientist]

If I was within driving distance I would rent you a hooker Nala.