Need help with girls?

[AZhitman]

Hmm. I'm thinking "double date" really means he's driving a girl to go pick up her boyfriend at the airport and another couple are tagging along.

The sad part is, it's simply a COMPLETE lack of game.

He's a nice-looking kid, in good shape, from an upper-middle-class background, with a nice car and cool clothes... Girls his age are, as a rule, retarded - and yet... they're STILL turning him down.

That's just plain sad.

At his age, I had NONE of those things going for me, and STILL landed more action than I deserved.

Bottom line? Game. Getcha some.

[numbnuts240]

Bottom line? Game. Getcha some.

might need to spell it out a bit more boss man.

NOT the good game:





although i bet you're already very familiar with a couple of those

[AZhitman]

Nope.

Nope.

And nope.

[naladude911]

thanks greg..

girls are surprised when they ask me if ive ever had a girl friend before and i reply with a no. They go why, your attractive, nice, have a nice car and dress well.

idk, im just really shy. We'll see what happens this friday. Once the ice is broken though Im really good at talking and very outgoing.

[Encryptshun]

Once the ice is broken though Im really good at talking and very outgoing.

Eureka!

That, right there is your problem.

[RobPaulson]

Once the ice is broken though Im really good at talking and very outgoing.

What you just described is being shy. Once the ice is already broken, especially in your case, the vimen have alrdy decided to not sleep with you, and you've already been friended, at best.

Jusay'n.

[Watermelonwarrior]

thanks greg..

girls are surprised when they ask me if ive ever had a girl friend before and i reply with a no. They go why, your attractive, nice, have a nice car and dress well.

idk, im just really shy. We'll see what happens this friday. Once the ice is broken though Im really good at talking and very outgoing.

Thats not going to help your game. Telling girls that you dont get girls is just going to scare them away. When girls ask if you have had a girlfriend its just test. Answer with something stupid and avoid the question.

[naladude911]

the girls that ask me if ive had a gf already have bf's.

[krash]

girls are surprised when they ask me if ive ever had a girl friend before and i reply with a no. They go why, your attractive, nice, have a nice car and dress well.

Nala, Greg is not a girl. And he wasn't hitting on you. Sorry buddy

[Speedy7_7]

I don't know if this has been mentioned at all to this waterhead.
Nala:
Step 1: Ask a girl out! Calmly, Nicely. "Hey, would you like to go out sometime?"

Step 2: If she says "yes", Confirm day "Hows Friday at 8 sound?", if it works for her, say "Okay, I'll pick you up around 7:30",

Step 3: Take her out to dinner at a nice place, not super super nice, but a solid, real restaurant, no olive garden.

Step 4: Live Entertainment, Not a strip club you creepy A$$. A small concert, play, comedy show, or for a last resort a movie.

Step 5: If she likes you, she will be looking at you, she will be smiling, she will respond to questions with more than one word. If she is not doing these things, take her home and tell her to have a good night. If she is interested in you, take her home, walk her to her door, give her a small closed mouth kiss on the lips and tell her to have a good night.

Step 6: GO HOME!!!!! This step is very important, if she catches you peering through her windows, you are screwed.

Step 7: GO TO BED!!!!! DO NOT CALL HER!!!!! or text or facebook message. Just go to bed.

Step 8: The call back! Call her the next day, sometime in the early evening, after 5, before 10, Call her only once, leave a short message with your call back info. Inform her that you had a great time, now hang up the phone and don't touch it unless it rings. The ball is in her court, she didn't answer the phone, but she knows you called, she either doesn't want to talk to you, or she is busy. Either way, don't call her again.

Step 9: The second date: If she calls you back on saturday night and wants to go out again. ASK HER WHEN. Do not assume she wants to bang you, do not assume she wants to go out with you that week. set up the second date, no matter the time frame and prepare.

Step 10: Plan the second date, do something different, something interactive. mini putt, laser tag, pottery class, Go karts, or better yet, something she likes. You would have learned what she likes from your first date, because you were listening to her, weren't you?

Step 11: BRING HER HOME!!!! Do not ask her to come chill at your place, do not ask her if you can come inside. Walk her to her door, IF SHE INVITES YOU IN IT DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE GETTING LAID. Leave the condoms at home, nothing is more pathetic than a guy who carries condoms on him at all times. Talk to her, for a long time, tell her the truth, you are a fragile virgin. You get nervous in social situations, you really like detailer.

Step 12: If you have made it to the point where you have been making out with her for a while and she is DTF as you morons would say. She will have condoms with her, if she doesn't, offer to go to the store and buy some.

And for cripes sake, if you don't make her "O" before you try to stick your 3 second timer into her, you are going to look like an a**. Sorry to be vulgar, but you damn well better eat that pu**y. The man in the boat is on top, don't bite him dummy.

And I just spent way too much time for nothing.
*Cliffs notes
Just date some girls without expecting to get laid. Now I'm going to go shoot myself.

[AZhitman]

^ Well-done.

A little extra effort up-front pays off tenfold down the road.

[Bubba1]

Nala, your quote From NICO:

Once the ice is broken though Im really good at talking and very outgoing.

Now Your quote from the the sex column you bragged about.

"The only success I've had with women has only happened at college parties so far when everyone is inebriated. I usually skip the "breaking" the ice routine and start dancing (grinding) with girls which usually leads to a hookup and me later getting their number. That's where it ends though. I always get "cockblocked". Her friends come over and take her away, or all of a sudden she is gone or something else goes wrong."


So now you claim you're good at talking to girls once the ice is broken, but you already admitted you usually skip "breaking the ice". Instead of breaking the ice, you try grinding your boner against drunken girls at parties while dancing, and try to trick them into giving you their phone number before they sober up??? And you're asking a national forum why you have problems scoring with girls?. uh, wow.

How do you even know you're any good at talking with girls when you're too afraid to break the ice with them?

[tiger-SE-R]

Nala you're obviously not looking for a relationship, you're looking for a warm body, and you don't care what girl it is.

The attitude you get when the girl doesn't seem interested or doesn't want to sleep with you the first time she meets you, proves you have no respect for them anyways.

If thats all your looking for, take a walk down the street to Hartford or to the local strip club in East Hartford (Kahoots).

Buy a whore/end of thread

[jona300zx]

Talk to her, for a long time, tell her the truth, you are a fragile virgin. You get nervous in social situations, you really like detailer.

[AZhitman]

Buy a whore/get robbed and beat up/new improved thread

FTFY.

[ThatGuyRoger]

"The only success I've had with women has only happened at college parties so far when everyone is inebriated. I usually skip the "breaking" the ice routine and start dancing (grinding) with girls

[Urabus GodofTraction]

thanks greg..

girls are surprised when they ask me if ive ever had a girl friend before and i reply with a no. They go why, your attractive, nice, have a nice car and dress well.

The above conversations only happen in naland.

[numbnuts240]

And for cripes sake, if you don't make her "O" before you try to stick your 3 second timer into her, you are going to look like an a**. Sorry to be vulgar, but you damn well better eat that pu**y. The man in the boat is on top, don't bite him dummy.

oh my lord, truer words have never been spoken

[sldewyz]

thanks greg..

girls are surprised when they ask me if ive ever had a girl friend before and i reply with a no. They go why, your attractive, nice, have a nice car and dress well.

sorry for the trollin but, i hate to break the obvious to you man, but if thats all a girl needed from a guy she wanted to be in a relationship was cute, nice car and clothing style, there would be alot less single girls out there. It goes deeper then those things, those are just the first few things that they see. yea ok sure, all those things u might have might attract them. but what really matters is if their interested in you after they learn more about u.

god i fail at grammer

[Bmore-coupe]

god i fail at grammer

And spelling.....(pssstt, it's grammar)

[Bubba1]

Since Nala announced he prefers to rub himself against drunk girls that he wants to screw rather than speak with them, he might want to carry instant detailer for his clothing...



I suppose he might view this as a positive, as the vomit might help make it easier to comb his hair into a faux hawk...

[frapjap]

Since Nala announced he prefers rub himself up against drunk girls he wants to screw rather than speak with them, he might want to carry instant detailer for his clothing...



I suppose he might view this as a positive, as the vomit might help make it easier to comb his hair into a faux hawk...

Maybe she'll have her period all over his jeans and some big, burly Asian dude will kick him in the nuts.

[Ajax]

Since Nala announced he prefers to rub himself against drunk girls that he wants to screw rather than speak with them, he might want to carry instant detailer for his clothing...

I saw that yesterday and immediately thought of this thread. Brilliant!

girls are surprised when they ask me if ive ever had a girl friend before and i reply with a no. They go why, your attractive, nice, have a nice car and dress well.

sorry for the trollin but, i hate to break the obvious to you man, but if thats all a girl needed from a guy she wanted to be in a relationship was cute, nice car and clothing style, there would be alot less single girls out there. It goes deeper then those things, those are just the first few things that they see. yea ok sure, all those things u might have might attract them. but what really matters is if their interested in you after they learn more about u.

This is a good point. Nala, ever notice how guys that you might deem less attractive than yourself have girlfriends? There's a reason for that- those guys have fun personalities that attract the girls, which is probably more important in life no matter who you're dealing with.
When a girl says something like "why are you single", and they're surprised, they are also thinking about what it is about you that scares the girls. Look, I ain't exactly Casanova here, but you sir, are a travesty.

[Watermelonwarrior]

the girls that ask me if ive had a gf already have bf's.

Dosnt matter. You should talk to all the girls the same. Who knows maybe you get close to those girls and they hook you up with their friends? There is a few girls a hang out with a lot as friends and whenever they have their friends in town from college they always introduce me to them. You need a gf, but you also need to be friends with more girls. Dont try to poke every girl you meet. Choose a few of them and just be their friend!

[sldewyz]

god i fail at grammer

And spelling.....(pssstt, it's grammar)

Thank you kind sir, atleast I called out my own lack of grammAr lol

[naladude911]

btw I would like NICO to see current pictures of me. I looked like a retard before

[Encryptshun]

I looked like a retard before

...sometimes the jokes just write themselves.

[Bubba1]

. I looked like a retard before

And you haven't changed a bit....

[naladude911]

wow thats nice. Im pretty sure im better looking then you middle aged bald man

[ThatGuyRoger]