Need help with girls?

[Bubba1]

wow thats nice. Im pretty sure im better looking then you middle aged bald man

Perhaps you are, but at least I've never had any trouble getting laid, you Creepy Virgin.

[S13_love]

wow thats nice. Im pretty sure im better looking then you middle aged bald man

Being "better looking" doesn't mean s*** if you're shy and socially..........awkward. (<---- not the word I was looking for but, close enough)

[Encryptshun]

wow thats nice. Im pretty sure im better looking then you middle aged bald man

When your opponent lofts the ball, you spike it. It's not personal.

How could you ever post pictures of yourself here along with that line and NOT expect someone to grind you to powder beneath his heel?

You remind me of movies where the main character is some sort of robot or alien trying to be human.

No homosapiens.

[Ajax]

wow thats nice. Im pretty sure im better looking then you middle aged bald man

Really? really? You're calling people on a car enthusiast forum ugly? These people from whom you've sought advice and approval from ever since you joined?
BTW, no one ever said you were ugly or anything, just that you haven't changed much.

[EvillE423]

This thread is full or so much fail, on your part Nala. Here's some advice. Quit being such a p**** and just go up and talk to girls. It's not going to be easy to do the first few times since you are so shy around women. But just man up and do it. If they don't like you or don't act interested, f*** 'em. There are others out there. Act interested. Listen to what they say. I can see another 40 year old virgin in the making if you keep doing the things you are doing. Try it and see if it doesn't work.

[Encryptshun]

That's a nice tie, though.

[Bubba1]

That's a nice tie, though.

LOL, and I'm impressed he actually read one of my posts.

[Encryptshun]

Maybe you hit the sweet spot in his daily Ritalin regimen.

[Razi]

This page is so hilarious.

[AppleBonker]

For the love of everything holy, someone with better PS skills than me please take care of this one. It's perfect. Any takers? You can send the shopped image to me via email and I'll post it risking the ban hammer if it's good enough...

[Encryptshun]

^LOL

[Red coupe]

For the love of everything holy, someone with better PS skills than me please take care of this one. It's perfect. Any takers? You can send the shopped image to me via email and I'll post it risking the ban hammer if it's good enough...

I WOULD do it, but I do not have the stomach to stare at the contributing photos, let alone the resulting one for long enough to complete the work.

God damn you look like such a little emo/goth/metro p**** in that one. It is a good thing you know karate.

[AppleBonker]

I am more than willing to sift through tons of wang pictures (the end justifies the means). I just don't have the skill to shop one in.

[AppleBonker]

Well, we have an entry. So I'll post it. Also, I'm not about to give out details of who submitted it. Any other entries welcome!


I wonder if photobucket will take this down for violating the ToS at some point...

[danshaz82]

holy crap hahaha

[Jesda]

Fortunately, looks are only the bait and a personality is required for follow-through. Unfortunately, you're shallow and all you seem to understand are looks.

I'm baffled by who your role models are and what you're trying to emulate.

[Bubba1]

I'm baffled by who your role models are and what you're trying to emulate.

My guess is a combination of Pee Wee Herman, Booger from Revenge of the Nerds, and Hong Kong Phooey.

[ThatGuyRoger]

omfg that picture had me dying!!

[numbnuts240]

Well, we have an entry. So I'll post it. Also, I'm not about to give out details of who submitted it. Any other entries welcome!


I wonder if photobucket will take this down for violating the ToS at some point...

[Speckid4]

Bahahah omfg my cheeks are actually hurting after reading all nine pages. That picture is of epic status.

Did anyone ever think that all these girls that keep telling Nala they have bf's actually DON'T have bf's? luls

All Kidding aside I wanna try and give you some advice, Nala listen up buddy, i don't know anything about you except for what I've read on this thread:

1> Stop posting on creepy a** threads, once a girl finds out your on one of those talking about her and yours most recent 'bumping' session your gunna get an ice pick in the back.
2> Despite the immense amounts of laughter I and others get out of this thread, you created it to ask for advice, so read it to listen to the advice. (Someone posted a decent date agenda on one of the pages, READ IT)
3> If its your and a girls first time, don't make it a wham bam, thank you ma'am. If you want to make it personally satisfying than actually spend some time with her. Since you analyze every situation put a number like, you won't have sex with her until you have been BF AND GF not STALKER and stalked for 6 months.
4> Meet girls some other place than your latest smoke spot or college frat party, take dance lessons or something ghey for god sakes.
5> If a girl tells you she has a BF, respect it! Don't go write on her f'in facebook about your latest session cuz now her BF prolly knows about you so a) She is pissed at you for showing up b) Her boyfriend comes and puts a piece of lead b/w your forehead.
6> Be interested in what she DOES. Maybe she's into stamp collecting, barbies, or music, whatever it is show her that you think that her hobbies are cool and you like what she does. This shows her that you are interested not just in whats in her pants.

Lord I could go on forever,
Important: Respect yourself. Expect the best from yourself, and a girl will eventually end up respecting you, or for lord help us all, actually interested in you. Remember that nice guys finish last.....but they always finish.

[Dire91]

And this thread has just reached the f*** up level...

[Jesda]

If you just want a slampig to avoid a lot of awkwardness and get it over with, use plentyoffish.com.

[Speckid4]

If you just want a slampig to avoid a lot of awkwardness and get it over with, use plentyoffish.com.

bahahahaha

[poems2beats]

Nala, hate to break it to you but your totally not cute. Get over yourself.

[krimsonviper]

Well, we have an entry. So I'll post it. Also, I'm not about to give out details of who submitted it. Any other entries welcome!

I wonder if photobucket will take this down for violating the ToS at some point...

BAN!

No that's really hilarious and props to the creator.

[leesredgt]

Nala, quit trying so hard man. Geez. The less you focus on getting laid the easier it will to be obtain.

Your method of going out and grinding some random girl at a party isn't gonna get you jack squat. Plus,this is just my opinion but for your first time i dont think i would wanna do it with a girl thats either drunk or high; but thats just me. You wanna do it with a girl that actually wants it with you. Not someone you have to con into having sex with you by getting them drunk or high.

Stop focusing on girls so much and instead focus more on your school work. Do that, and keep your cool and the women will come. Its not hard dude.

[Bmore-coupe]

Epic Picture is Epic

[Dire91]

Stephen brought it upon himself when he posted unwarranted images of himself in an effort to superimpose his false self-image of attractiveness and popularity on us, meanwhile disrespecting a longstanding, well-respected member of the community.

Don't want to see it continue? Tell your buddy-boy to stop posting this (admittedly funny) s*** on here.

You're kidding me right? You are actually trying to convince yourself that photoshopping a picture of someone sucking on a black dildo is warranted because he decided to post pictures of himself? You are all kinds of f*** up. What bothers me is that you seem mad based on the previous posts on this thread. Do you have a personal vendetta against him or something? Does a socially awkward kid who doesn't know when to keep things personal and has access to the internet bother you? I get it, you're mad because he wasn't raised to be such a cool cat like you!

This thread literally disgusts me

[Bubba1]

You're kidding me right? You are actually trying to convince yourself that photoshopping a picture of someone sucking on a black dildo is warranted because he decided to post pictures of himself? You are all kinds of f***ed up. What bothers me is that you seem mad based on the previous posts on this thread. Do you have a personal vendetta against him or something? Does a socially awkward kid who doesn't know when to keep things personal and has access to the internet bother you? I get it, you're mad because he wasn't raised to be such a cool cat like you!

This thread literally disgusts me

Dire91, you seem to want to blame us for Nala's ignorance instead of Nala. . The photoshopped picture was funny and yes, a bit crude, but it's not as disturbing as Nala describing the lewd and creepy dance floor behavior that he freely admits doing, which you are willing to overlook! If that was your sister or GF to whom he was grinding his erectlon into at those parties, I think you'd feel differently about him.

If youfind threads like this disgusting, there's an easy solution. Don't open threads that Nala starts.

[Encryptshun]

You can tell us we are sick, that's fine. We'll prefer to think that it's the WORLD that's sick...we're just happy.