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[AppleBonker]

[...] photoshopping a picture of someone sucking on a black dildo is warranted because he decided to post pictures of himself?

Nope. Not warranted. It's simply a joke. And if people can't handle a joke like that, maybe they shouldn't be on the interwebs. The world is a rough place, after all. And, to be quite honest, if any of the mods/admins think that went to far they can punish me accordingly.

[AZhitman]

Look, I ain't exactly Casanova here, but you sir, are a travesty.

OMG. WIN.

[Sgt. Kong]

I figure after all the good laughs I got out of this thread, I could try n give back a little. We dont know eachother from a can of paint, so do what you want with this advice but if you're as hard up as this all has made you seem, a little patience and this will help you "get it in" as they say.

Listen to some old school Do or Die, the s*** featuring Twista and whatever
Open your mind to the PO Pimp concept
Realize most chics know that broke d!ck is often the best they'll ever get... Quality wise
All the material things that come along with your affection toward a chic are ultra mega bonuses (I like it when chics buy me stuff... you can work to this level, one step at a time)
Treat a woman like a princess and she'll act like a b****
Treat her like a b**** and she'll act liek a princess
"Act Rite" is important on both parties parts( you dont truely have to be interested in what she's talking about, but you sure as hell have to act like you are!)

If this is offensive, charge it to: "The Game" and get over yourself

Don't overlook the music, I've had straight punk type chics n everything "get it wet" to this sheeit...p.s thats one of the song titles

Keep ya pimp hand strong Nala (my b)

[AZhitman]

A Challenger Appears.

[MinisterofDOOM]

I'm baffled by who your role models are and what you're trying to emulate.

His role models are other lost, confused kids. And their role models are other lost and confused kids. And somewhere, way at the top of a pile, is the one lost and confused kid who is good enough at lying to have convinced all the rest that he got laid.

[Encryptshun]

I'm baffled by who your role models are and what you're trying to emulate.

His role models are other lost, confused kids. And their role models are other lost and confused kids. And somewhere, way at the top of a pile, is the one lost and confused kid who is good enough at lying to have convinced all the rest that he got laid.

Actually, nala's role models are:



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[Sgt. Kong]

I'm wifed up now, so all thats in the past..... I just can't let all this aquired knowledge sit idle.

[numbnuts240]

I figure after all the good laughs I got out of this thread, I could try n give back a little. We dont know eachother from a can of paint, so do what you want with this advice but if you're as hard up as this all has made you seem, a little patience and this will help you "get it in" as they say.

Listen to some old school Do or Die, the s*** featuring Twista and whatever
Open your mind to the PO Pimp concept
Realize most chics know that broke d!ck is often the best they'll ever get... Quality wise
All the material things that come along with your affection toward a chic are ultra mega bonuses (I like it when chics buy me stuff... you can work to this level, one step at a time)
Treat a woman like a princess and she'll act like a b****
Treat her like a b**** and she'll act liek a princess
"Act Rite" is important on both parties parts( you dont truely have to be interested in what she's talking about, but you sure as hell have to act like you are!)

If this is offensive, charge it to: "The Game" and get over yourself

Don't overlook the music, I've had straight punk type chics n everything "get it wet" to this sheeit...p.s thats one of the song titles

Keep ya pimp hand strong Nala (my b)

lol wut? try english. i'm from "da hood" and i can barely understand your jibber jabber.

[Urabus GodofTraction]

I'm wifed up now, so all thats in the past..... I just can't let all this aquired knowledge sit idle.

She's a lucky woman...

[Bubba1]

So Tita, did you meet up with Nala?

[AZhitman]

Are those Maui Jim Kahunas?

If so, +1 for teh nala. Best shades ever.

[Urabus GodofTraction]

Are those Maui Jim Kahunas?

If so, +1 for teh nala. Best shades ever.

I wonder if his dad knows he took them.

[numbnuts240]

So Tita, did you meet up with Nala?

not allowed apparently. my big brudda mark said i can't put his coolness in jeopardy by associating with creeper mccreepstein. heavy is coming over later, so we may feel saucy enough to stalk the kid, though.

[Watermelonwarrior]

Idk members hating on nala is one thing. Mods/admins is another. In my opinion it doesn't represent the forum well if admins are taking part in that sort of thing.

[naladude911]

yes those are maui jim kahunas. Stolen in the got robbed thread

[numbnuts240]

so you're back to negative fail. congrats.

[poems2beats]

So Tita, did you meet up with Nala?

not allowed apparently. my big brudda mark said i can't put his coolness in jeopardy by associating with creeper mccreepstein. heavy is coming over later, so we may feel saucy enough to stalk the kid, though.

If you really are "cool" teaching the ways of the jedi to a young one won't really cramp your style.

If I lived near nala I wouldnt mind taking him under my wing so to speak... I've done this sorta stuff before and had some good laughs. You also get that proud parent feeling when your prodigy finally gets laid.

[numbnuts240]

i've spent plenty of time on the phone with the kid giving him sincere, solid advice. he didn't listen. not once. i'm only willing to lead a horse to water so many times. after that, it's time to bid said horse farewell by way of old yeller.

[snwbrdr435]

[S13_love]

[Bmore-coupe]

[krash]

Idk members hating on nala is one thing. Mods/admins is another. In my opinion it doesn't represent the forum well if admins are taking part in that sort of thing.

Its because its Nala. Admittedly, the kid probably has the thickest skin on Nico. I could flame him all day and it won't affect him. We just know how he reacts to people hating on him, and he doesn't really get hurt at all. It is now an official sport.

[Heavy]

me and tito got to meet this chick last night, the second i saw her two words came to mind.... GUTTER-TRAMP. shes some bimbo from dirty jersey that says she might have a slight alcohol problem. I think me and tito had to explain to him like 5 times its a no go on said gutter-tramp, shes just looked sleezy and wore enough makeup that i could compound a sheetrock wall with. However we did find out the chick he went to senior prom with in HS goes to UHART as well so me and tito hooked him up with that so tonight should be easy if he doesn't f*** IT UP. Nala your standards are way too high, start off slow, bag a fatty or something, stop trying to get f*** pornstar chicks your first time out. ohh and nala when your walking around your supposed to avoid fire hydrants....dumbass

ohh and heres some shots of tito writing on peoples dorm doors.... LOL

[Bubba1]

Idk members hating on nala is one thing. Mods/admins is another. In my opinion it doesn't represent the forum well if admins are taking part in that sort of thing.

Its because its Nala. Admittedly, the kid probably has the thickest skin on Nico. I could flame him all day and it won't affect him. We just know how he reacts to people hating on him, and he doesn't really get hurt at all. It is now an official sport.

Agree. There's another way to look at this. NICO has become some sort of outlet for his obsessiveness and narcissism. He's obsessed with telling us every unfiltered personal detail in his life in an attempt to get noticed, and to feed his ego. He freely admits he disregards any advice (that he solicits) that deviates from his views, so it really doesn't matter what we say. But he's getting the attention he craves, and we're having fun with the material he provides. Everyone wins.

[Dattebayo]

Maybe if nala grew up poor, he'd be well adjusted.

[numbnuts240]

we gave the kid more gold than fort knox. and his ghey-hawk makes him look like a dinosaur.

[Heavy]

we gave the kid more gold than fort knox. and his ghey-hawk makes him look like a dinosaur.

CHANGE YOUR SHOES b****, I DONT ROLL WITH SCRUBS

[Jesda]

[Bubba1]

But Nala requires a road map, script, a hands on guide, testicles, roofies, instant detailer, and internet access (to tell us when he gets lost)

[Jesda]

Even with GPS, he ignores the turn-by-turn directions.