Need help with girls?

[Urabus GodofTraction]

Expanding your creepy Rides-for-Rape business?

[Bubba1]

WHY THE f*** DO YOU GUYS KEEP CALLING ME CREEPY? WHY? I AM NOT, AND HAVE NEVER BEEN CALLED THAT IN PERSON. YOU GUYS HAVE ONLY MET ME IN PERSON ONCE, WHICH WAS AT A VERY AWKWARD TIME FOR ME SINCE IVE NEVER MET A BUNCH OF STRANGERS BEFORE. TITO, HEAVY, HAVE YOU EVER MET THIS CHICK IN PERSON? NO. PICTURES MAY TELL A THOUSAND WORDS, BUT THEY SOMETIMES ARE NOT EXACT REPRESENTATION OF REALITY.

BRITNEY AND I ARE GOING ON A DATE TONIGHT.
YOU THINK SHES USING ME? SHES NOT, AND IF SHE IS, IM TREADING SLOWLY. IVE BEEN USED A LOT SO FAR AND KNOW WHAT TO LOOK OUT FOR.

Nala, you're creepy based on all the stuff you feel compelled to post. Heck, just reread this thread. Since you won't do that, here are a few examples:

You admit you rarely break the ice with girls, and instead you rub yourself up against drunk/high girls at dance parties (CREEPY!) and try to extract their phone numbers before they sober up. (CREEPY). One actually gave her number to you, and invited you over, After smoking all her pot and making a failed pass, you not only get "cockblocked" ,she tells you she has a BF (not creepy yet, its coming) But then you blame your failure to have sex with her on your friends for suggesting she was slutty which led you to approach her with a different script than you might have used had you not thought she was slutty. (CREEPY and childish!)

You proudly claim you sought and endorse advice from a disturbing sex advice forum (CREEPY!), and actually provided us a link to it, where we see your own posts that describes part of the story above...(CREEPY). It also shows you admitting using how-to books on how to get laid, yet you still fail. (Desperate AND creepy)

Heavy outs your lie about the nice girl from the prom, who seems to like you despite you what little you think of her, based solely on her looks. (uncool) You call her a "fat girl with a mustache" in a weird attempt to feed your ego, and then it turns out she's better looking than you. (rude and creepy).

You announce you're going to pursue the "slutty" girl anyway despite her having a BF, figuring you might have a shot at quick rebound sex if they fight or break up. (creepy and very uncool).

Geez, that's a lotta creepiness and that's just THIS thread, kid. You say weird and creepy stuff in every thread you make. You're the king of creepiness.

Listen, a gentleman does not discuss his sex life in public. This is a national forum. For reasons unknown to us, you feel weirdly compelled to tell us every lurid, excrutiating detail about that train wreck you call your sex life, fabricating all sorts of childish drama and stupid schemes. That's not only creepy, it's disturbing.

Did it ever occur to you that there are women on NICO? Why on earth did you feel you had to announce you masturbate twice daily? (Different thread but extremely creepy)

You want more?

To sum it up, you don't think you're creepy, but in reality, you are VERY creepy. The only cure is to STFU and stop posting so much about yourself.

[Rev_D21]

something more is relationship

She's a tramp if she's trying a relationship with you before ending her current relation. You are a heel.

[Jesda]

WHY THE f*** DO YOU GUYS KEEP CALLING ME CREEPY? WHY? I AM NOT, AND HAVE NEVER BEEN CALLED THAT IN PERSON. YOU GUYS HAVE ONLY MET ME IN PERSON ONCE, WHICH WAS AT A VERY AWKWARD TIME FOR ME SINCE IVE NEVER MET A BUNCH OF STRANGERS BEFORE. TITO, HEAVY, HAVE YOU EVER MET THIS CHICK IN PERSON? NO. PICTURES MAY TELL A THOUSAND WORDS, BUT THEY SOMETIMES ARE NOT EXACT REPRESENTATION OF REALITY.

BRITNEY AND I ARE GOING ON A DATE TONIGHT.
YOU THINK SHES USING ME? SHES NOT, AND IF SHE IS, IM TREADING SLOWLY. IVE BEEN USED A LOT SO FAR AND KNOW WHAT TO LOOK OUT FOR.

I CANT BREATHE

[naladude911]

your calling a tramp because two people i barely know met her one time.

[Bubba1]

your calling a tramp because two people i barely know met her one time.

No Nala, she's a "tramp" if she were to cheat on her boyfriend behind his back, not because of what people said about her. You're a "heel" for trying to get her to cheat on her BF, or convince her to break up with him just so you can sleep with her. And you're "creepy" for bragging about it all to us. Does that make sense to you now? Please respond.

I also answered your "creep" question with examples. If you decide to ignore us, that will confirm you admit you are creepy. Ball is in now your court, don't blow it.

[Jesda]

You know, Stephen, I joke around online about perverted things because thats what the internet is for -- catharsis. So let me set aside my humor for a moment and offer some REAL TALK to supplement Joel's generous advice:

YOU NEED TO BE A MAN. The men in this world who have stable and satisfying relationships do so because they're honest, genuinely confident (not arrogant, not fake), respected by their peers, live by a set of values and principles, are good at what they do, and know how to communicate. I don't know what kind of relationship your parents have, but if that's your guiding example of how men and women interact, you have been deprived.

Stop going after "pu**y" like an acne-infested teenager at a high school mixer and pursue some career goals. You're in college now. Have some fun, but set an agenda for your life and quit being an idiot.

Women are drawn to ambitious men with bright futures. They're biologically designed to want to be protected in order to care for their offspring. You are about as able to "care" for a woman and child as much as I am able to "care" for a pig without slaughtering and eating it.

Real confidence, by the way, comes from actually going out and achieving something. No one on your "get laid with secret tricks" forum will tell you that because they're all failures.

Get your sh*t together and be a man.

[S13_love]

You know, Stephen, I joke around online about perverted things because thats what the internet is for -- catharsis. So let me set aside my humor for a moment and offer some REAL TALK to supplement Joel's generous advice:

YOU NEED TO BE A MAN. The men in this world who have stable and satisfying relationships do so because they're honest, genuinely confident (not arrogant, not fake), respected by their peers, live by a set of values and principles, are good at what they do, and know how to communicate. I don't know what kind of relationship your parents have, but if that's your guiding example of how men and women interact, you have been deprived.

Stop going after "pu**y" like an acne-infested teenager at a high school mixer and pursue some career goals. You're in college now. Have some fun, but set an agenda for your life and quit being an idiot.

Women are drawn to ambitious men with bright futures. They're biologically designed to want to be protected in order to care for their offspring. You are about as able to "care" for a woman and child as much as I am able to "care" for a pig without slaughtering and eating it.

Real confidence, by the way, comes from actually going out and achieving something. No one on your "get laid with secret tricks" forum will tell you that because they're all failures.

Get your sh*t together and be a man.

This right here.

[Heavy]

nala..eat a d!ck, youd prob be better at it than trying to get your dingaling in some girls chucha

and also, dont bother coming to carlisle, i will kick you in the balls

[dumdumdum]

stephen sett youre a bigger fag than i thought........ wooooow this entire webpage thing is gay as f***.

get a f*** life. im telling everyone about this

[krash]

Bubba, I bet watching nala stumble and fall around makes you relieved that he's not your kid huh? (Even though you've given this kid enough advice to be his mentor)

Nala, here is my advice to you:

TREAD SLOWLY.

[krimsonviper]

WHY THE f*** DO YOU GUYS KEEP CALLING ME CREEPY? WHY? I AM NOT, AND HAVE NEVER BEEN CALLED THAT IN PERSON. YOU GUYS HAVE ONLY MET ME IN PERSON ONCE, WHICH WAS AT A VERY AWKWARD TIME FOR ME SINCE IVE NEVER MET A BUNCH OF STRANGERS BEFORE. TITO, HEAVY, HAVE YOU EVER MET THIS CHICK IN PERSON? NO. PICTURES MAY TELL A THOUSAND WORDS, BUT THEY SOMETIMES ARE NOT EXACT REPRESENTATION OF REALITY.

BRITNEY AND I ARE GOING ON A DATE TONIGHT.
YOU THINK SHES USING ME? SHES NOT, AND IF SHE IS, IM TREADING SLOWLY. IVE BEEN USED A LOT SO FAR AND KNOW WHAT TO LOOK OUT FOR.

Nala, you're creepy based on all the stuff you feel compelled to post. Heck, just reread this thread. Since you won't do that, here are a few examples:

You admit you rarely break the ice with girls, and instead you rub yourself up against drunk/high girls at dance parties (CREEPY!) and try to extract their phone numbers before they sober up. (CREEPY). One actually gave her number to you, and invited you over, After smoking all her pot and making a pass, you not only get "cockblocked" ,she tells you she has a BF (not creepy yet, its coming) But then you blame your failure to have sex with her on your friends for suggesting she was slutty which led you to approach her with a different script than you might have used had you not thought she was slutty. (CREEPY and childish!)

You proudly claim you sought advice from a disturbing sex advice forum, and actually provided us a link to it, where we see your own posts that describes part of the story above...(CREEPY). It also shows you admitting to using how-to books on how to get laid, and you still fail. (Desperate AND creepy)

Heavy outs your lie about the nice girl from the prom, who seems to like you despite you what little you think of her, based solely on her looks. (uncool) You call her a "fat girl with a mustache" in a weird attempt to feed your ego, and it turns out she's better looking than you. (rude and creepy).

You announce you're going to pursue the "slutty" girl anyway despite her having a BF, figuring you might have a shot at quick rebound sex if they fight or break up. (creepy and very uncool).

Geez, that's a lotta creepiness and that's just THIS thread, kid. You say weird and creepy stuff in every thread you make. You're the king of creepiness.

Listen, a gentleman does not discuss his sex life in public. This is a national forum. For reasons unknown to us, you feel weirdly compelled to tell us every lurid, excrutiating detail about that train wreck you call your sex life, fabricating all sorts of childish drama and stupid schemes. That's not only creepy, it's disturbing.

Did it ever occur to you that there are women on NICO? Why on earth did you feel you had to announce you masturbate twice daily? (Different thread but extremely creepy)

You want more?

To sum it up, you don't think you're creepy, but in reality, you are VERY creepy. The only cure is to STFU and stop posting so much about yourself.

I have only one thing that I am completely disturbed by in this post. We are a WORLD WIDE forum and the WORLD has seen Stephen Setts' mistakes/problems/weirdness/failure/facepalm ethics/hilarity/self-sterilization. :P

[Urabus GodofTraction]

stephen sett youre a bigger fag than i thought........ wooooow this entire webpage thing is gay as f***.

get a f**king life. im telling everyone about this

The plot thickens!

[Bubba1]

Bubba, I bet watching nala stumble and fall around makes you relieved that he's not your kid huh? (Even though you've given this kid enough advice to be his mentor)

Nala, here is my advice to you:

TREAD SLOWLY.

Yep, you're right, thank you. I wish Timay, Dire91, or even Kid Creepy himself could see that.

I have only one thing that I am completely disturbed by in this post. We are a WORLD WIDE forum and the WORLD has seen Stephen Setts' mistakes/problems/weirdness/failure/facepalm ethics/hilarity/self-sterilization. :P

You are 100% correct and I apologize for that.

[GrilledCheese33]

stephen sett youre a bigger fag than i thought........ wooooow this entire webpage thing is gay as f***.

get a f**king life. im telling everyone about this

The plot thickens!

[Bubba1]

Any bets that Nala blows off the responses to his "creep" question and posts a weird update next?

[krash]

My prediction:

OK WELL I GAVE HER A RIDE AND EVERYTHING. WE HAD A GOOD TIME I THINK SHE LIKES ME BECAUSE I COULD FEEL SOME VIBES. SHE ANSWERED A FEW OF MY QUESTIONS AND WHEN I TALKED TO HER SHE TALKED TO ME BACK. SO I'M THINKING THOSE VIBES ARE SOMETHING MORE. I PAID FOR THE DINNER AND THEN I TRIED TO GET HER BACK TO MY ROOM BUT THEN SHE SAID SHE WAS TOO TIRED AND HER FRIEND CALLED HER CRYING ABOUT SOMETHING SO SHE HAD TO GO. YOU GUYS ARE STUPID SHES NOT TRAMP, PLUS HER BOYFRIEND IS A DOUCHE ANYWAY SO ITS LIKE IM DOING HER A FAVOR.

I'M TREADING SLOWLY.

[troskinatior]

Wow I guess nala logged on the wrong acount

[skydragoness]

Any bets that Nala blows off the responses to his "creep" question and posts a weird update next?

I'm in.

[MellowZ32]

Any bets that Nala blows off the responses to his "creep" question and posts a weird update next?

i'll put five on it.

[ADDirishboy]

stephen sett youre a bigger fag than i thought........ wooooow this entire webpage thing is gay as f***.

get a f**king life. im telling everyone about this

Please please PLEASE be one of the girls Nala has been creeping on!

[Speckid4]

so last night I drove to Boston at 5 PM with the girl that tito calls a tramp (btw, you cant judge a book by its cover), and a couple of my friends. We drove all the way to quincy square, then to BU. After dropping my friend off with his gf at BU, we went down to Babson college to party there (sucked), and then came back to Hartford at 3 AM. During the night I got a lot of vibes, not sexual, but something more. The guy she's "seeing" called in the car and they got into an argument. I asked her about him and she says hes a douche bag and s***. IDK, my feeling is that they're not going to last very long, and things will work out for me

Nala, until she finds out you post your undieing love for her on a national forum. Sorry buddy but I tried to help. If there was just you and another girl left on the earth to repopulate the world. She would probably just rather give up because of your creepiness.

Jesda good advice buddy.

[MellowZ32]

Please please PLEASE be one of the girls Nala has been creeping on!

that is all I really want for Hanukkah!!!!!

DO IT JESUS!!!!

[alms24sebring]

dam I am so mad I have not been in this thread since like page 3. So Nala is a creep trying to get laid but the girls are scared of him because he's such a ladysman?? fill me in in a simple paraphrase pwease. :

[s0m3th1ngAZ]

Really? You need us to paraphrase Nala's behavior?

[Bubba1]

dam I am so mad I have not been in this thread since like page 3. So Nala is a creep trying to get laid but the girls are scared of him because he's such a ladysman?? fill me in in a simple paraphrase pwease. :

Its all good reading, but for a quick recap of this thread, just read my first post at the top of this page. Some fun Nala yuks also appear on page 8 when Nala randomly decides to post pics of himself again. Classic Nala.

[themadscientist]

A guy suspiciously fitting Nala's description was seen rolling slow through the neighborhood in this.

[drksolest]

OMG WIN. She messaged me and was like, wanna blaze?
I smoked with her and now she says shes coming to my room now! My friends says she may have an STD but i doubt it

n' this is y i miss NICO, wow....


jus wow

[Bubba1]

A guy suspiciously fitting Nala's description was seen rolling slow through the neighborhood in this.

Awesome! And I think he did the sides up like this to advertise his creepy taxi for sex service...I understand he wasn't getting enough female takers at $10, so he dropped his price.

[car nut]

Tito, did you actually meet this girl?