Need help with girls?

[themadscientist]

While he listens to Goodbye Horses by Q Lazzarus!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwgq6R6iI60[/youtube]

[Bubba1]

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While he listens to Goodbye Horses by Q Lazzarus!

Wow, but I'm not so sure that's Kid Creepy's type o'music. I think Nala would probably put on something more romantic for his female victi..er passengers... like Lil Wayne.

[Bubba1]

I was curious why it's been a few days since we've heard from our neurotic virgin, so I just checked that link he gave us for that weird sex advice forum he bragged about. Yep, he's obsessing over there now.

Late yesterday, he asked them for script suggestions and the best time to ask to a particular girl to ditch her BF so he can sleep with her. That's despite the fact this girl has shown zero romantic interest in him and after he paid for her dinner. (yep, he still expects sex in return for rides, but now he's including meals).

Judging by the answers, it looks like they're beginning to figure him out. The flaming hasn't started yet, but it looks like it's coming.

[Razi]

Judging by the answers, it looks like they're beginning to figure him out. The flaming hasn't started yet, but it looks like it's coming.

Oh goody.

[Amays U G37S]

updates are always the best

[sldewyz]

I was curious why it's been a few days since we've heard from our neurotic virgin, so I just checked that link he gave us for that weird sex advice forum he bragged about. Yep, he's obsessing over there now.

Late yesterday, he asked them for script suggestions and the best time to ask to a particular girl to ditch her BF so he can sleep with her. That's despite the fact this girl has shown zero romantic interest in him and after he paid for her dinner. (yep, he still expects sex in return for rides, but now he's including meals).

Judging by the answers, it looks like they're beginning to figure him out. The flaming hasn't started yet, but it looks like it's coming.

think its possible for him to just go forum to forum till he runs out of forums for him to get flamed by? that or hell get laid and never post again. idk which would happen first

[MellowZ32]

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Wow, but I'm not so sure that's Kid Creepy's type o'music. I think Nala would probably put on something more romantic for his female victi..er passengers... like Lil Wayne.

I forgot to mention that he would be listening to his own JD remix of said song.

[krash]

[ThatGuyRoger]

bwahahahah!!

[krimsonviper]

Looks like someone has hax.

[Bubba1]

[think its possible for him to just go forum to forum till he runs out of forums for him to get flamed by? that or hell get laid and never post again. idk which would happen first

LOL. I suspect he'll eventually get laid before he runs out of forums. there are A LOT of forums out there. But when he does eventually get laid (I'm sure someone will eventually take pity upon him and overlook his creepiness), and we're talking actual coitus, I'll bet we'lll be among the first he brags to, but he'll then immediately ask us for engagement strategies.

[poems2beats]

* like*

[mn011890]

[MellowZ32]

f*** WIN!!!!!!!!

[Gaijin]

[Rev_D21]

Too funny.

[GrilledCheese33]

FYI I got one of those fake virus scanner viruses from clicking on the attraction forums to read nalas threads there. Go there with caution! A simple restore back to date fixed the problem...

[PoorManQ45]

There's nothing wrong with that site in terms of an infection. You picked that up somewhere else. It just happened to pop up while you were visiting that site.

[krash]

There's nothing wrong with that site in terms of an infection. You picked that up somewhere else. It just happened to pop up while you were visiting that site.

Sounds like Nala's STD history.

wait he doesn't know how to get STDs.

[numbnuts240]

just got out the shower to find my phone's led flashing. text from nala:

nala: she hooked up with another guy last night in front of me.
me: 4 words come to mind (we told you so).
nala: i'm gonna call you in a couple and tell you the whole situation. i saw her boobs tho.
me: don't care, don't call.
nala: yoo i'm upset as f***.

ahhh, sweet sweet vindication.

[AppleBonker]

"I saw her boobs though".

I lawled

[S13_love]

nala: she hooked up with another guy last night in front of me.
me: 4 words come to mind (we told you so).
nala: i'm gonna call you in a couple and tell you the whole situation. i saw her boobs tho.

Ooooff....

[AppleBonker]

Equally stunning:

just got out the shower

You shower?

[numbnuts240]

by "shower", i meant i put on a non smelly shirt, deodorant and whichever boxers had the least amount of skid marks.

[AppleBonker]

I was gonna say, it's not really sprinkler season so I had no idea where you'd get the water...

[ThatGuyRoger]

damn... friend-zoned!

[Bubba1]

just got out the shower to find my phone's led flashing. text from nala:

nala: she hooked up with another guy last night in front of me.
me: 4 words come to mind (we told you so).
nala: i'm gonna call you in a couple and tell you the whole situation. i saw her boobs tho.
me: don't care, don't call.
nala: yoo i'm upset as f***.

ahhh, sweet sweet vindication.

LOL he's upset as f***"? How can he be as mad as something he knows nothing about?

Hey, Tita, if you do communicate with DJ Creepy, would you mind asking him why he stopped posting immediately after we answered his question about why he's creepy?

[sx moneypit]

I was gonna say, it's not really sprinkler season so I had no idea where you'd get the water...

[marlin29311]

I've gone long enough not following this thread...it's sucked me in

[Ajax]

LOL he's upset as f***"? How can he be as mad as something he knows nothing about?