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[MellowZ32]

"I saw her boobs though".

I lawled

so did I!

[Bubba1]

""I saw her boobs though".

Since this is Nala, I bet he saw them via a telescope aimed thru her dorm window.

[Rev_D21]

At least Nala knows the real meaning of 'hooking up' now.

[MellowZ32]

""I saw her boobs though".

Since this is Nala, I bet he saw them via a telescope aimed thru her dorm window.

I think it was more like this: (skip to 1:39)
http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/ind ... eoId=24411

[Bmore-coupe]

"I saw her boobs though".

I lawled

so did I!

x3

[Heavy]

HAHAHA GUTTER-TRAMP!

[Bubba1]

HAHAHA GUTTER-TRAMP!

a picture from Nala's last date...

[snwbrdr435]

Since the internet is shxxting out in the good old Caribbean someone does anyone else picture nala as the white guy from chappelles mad real world.

[Red coupe]

At least Nala knows the real meaning of 'hooking up' now.

Hey, Tita, if you do communicate with DJ Creepy, would you mind asking him why he stopped posting immediately after we answered his question about why he's creepy?

I think, amazingly enough, it finally set in that all fun and games aside it makes NO sense to keep subjecting himself to this.

Though its nala, so while he has pretended to leave checking his profile shows he is still visiting the site regularly.

[Jesda]

http://lurker.ytmnd.com/

[rc1honda]

http://lurker.ytmnd.com/

That made me literally laugh for 5 minutes

Poor nala, it worse then I thought. He hasn't even touched this chick and he is already upset and sad becuase she f*** some other dude. Just think if she threw him a pity blow job he would of hung himself outside his dorm room window if he saw her hook up with another guy.

Nala you are in college. There are girls all over. Stop focusing on getting in their pants and try to go on some dates and makes friends with some of them first. The sex will soon follow, well for most at least. Nala it doesn't matter she hooked up with someone else. Step ur pimp game and act like you don't give a s***. Well actually stop caring so much about everything. Shut your creepy stupid head up and just stop giving a f*** about anything that doesn't contribute to your life getting better.

Once you like yourself girls will see that and like you too. Jesda told you how to gain confidence. Now do it and don't let anything upset you. Stop caring so much about everything. If she doesn't like you, who cares. If you get rejected a 1000 times this year, who cares, if she blows your best friend in front of you, who cares. Do not act like you don't care, make up your mind to not give a s***. If bubba tells you your a creepy weirdo kid with no social skills, it might be true but who cares. This mentality will change your personality in less then 3 months. You might actually be tolerable.

[alms24sebring]

Just a quick question to TMS. Is this where that joke came from in Billy Madison. I never got that part.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SSWhEuW ... re=related[/youtube]

at Mad Real World. That is soooo Nala.

at real meaning of hooking up

You guys are too cruel... but damn its funny

[Jesda]

Try contacting this girl:

[numbnuts240]

At least Nala knows the real meaning of 'hooking up' now.

probably not. gt and the other dude probably just made out in the vicinity. but he did see boobs, so maybe it's possible that while he was hiding in a closet, pep talking himself, she stumbled in with said other guy and they proceeded to bump uglies while nala peeped through the slightly cracked door with a pathetic look of horror and dismay plastered all over his face. i'm really hoping it was the latter.

[ADDirishboy]

You forgot "furiously masturbating".

[danshaz82]

At least Nala knows the real meaning of 'hooking up' now.

probably not. gt and the other dude probably just made out in the vicinity. but he did see boobs, so maybe it's possible that while he was hiding in a closet, pep talking himself, she stumbled in with said other guy and they proceeded to bump uglies while nala peeped through the slightly cracked door with a pathetic look of horror and dismay plastered all over his face. i'm really hoping it was the latter.

[naladude911]

im tired of posting my personal life on the forum

i get upset talking about what happened between me and the girl, but basically im deep in the friend zone and she hooked up with a guy in front of me after leading me on and letting me develop emotions. I am trying to help myself further by reading books on dating advice and picked up this book which I recommend everyone reading
http://www.amazon.com/Game-Penetrating- ... 0060554738
Im on to the next one. At least this time I didnt get used, and I still have a friend. Im just pissed and torn apart.

[MellowZ32]

im tired of posting my personal life on the forum.

no. You are not!

Exhibit A:

i get upset talking about what happened between me and the girl, but basically im deep in the friend zone and she hooked up with a guy in front of me after leading me on and letting me develop emotions. I am trying to help myself further by reading books on dating advice

pissed and torn apart.

The drama is strong with this one.

[S13_love]

after leading me on and letting me develop emotions.

*sigh*

I am trying to help myself further by reading books on dating advice and picked up this book which I recommend everyone reading
http://www.amazon.com/Game-Penetrating- ... 0060554738

Reading a book on "Game Penetrating"....I would guess...would more than likely do harm than good for you.

Im just pissed and torn apart.

So, you got "rejected"....big f***in deal. Get over it.

And for f*** sake, don't get so hung up on one freakin girl.

[MellowZ32]

And for f*** sake, don't get so hung up on one freakin girl.

even easy sluts don't want anything to do with DJ Creepy !

[Bmore-coupe]

I am trying to help myself further by reading books on dating advice and picked up this book which I recommend everyone reading
http://www.amazon.com/Game-Penetrating- ... 0060554738

Here is the problem with this statement: As much as we appreciate you looking out for what we should be reading, here is the reality,NONE OF US ARE HAVING TROUBLE GETTING LAID, AND WE ARE TRYING TO HELP YOU.

Please do not listen to what that book tells you. All of the advice that you need is in this thread (and every other thread that you have ever created).

This is ridiculous....

But I am still entertained.

[ADDirishboy]

But I am still entertained.

The lulz just keep coming.

[Jesda]

im tired of posting my personal life on the forum

i get upset talking about what happened between me and the girl, but basically im deep in the friend zone and she hooked up with a guy in front of me after leading me on and letting me develop emotions. I am trying to help myself further by reading books on dating advice and picked up this book which I recommend everyone reading
http://www.amazon.com/Game-Penetrating- ... 0060554738
Im on to the next one. At least this time I didnt get used, and I still have a friend. Im just pissed and torn apart.

DO YOU NOT HAVE A FATHER? HE OBVIOUSLY MET YOUR MOTHER AND HAD YOU. TRY ASKING DR SETT FOR MANLY ADVICE YOU SWIZZLE STICK.

[Bmore-coupe]

DO YOU NOT HAVE A FATHER? HE OBVIOUSLY MET YOUR MOTHER AND HAD YOU. TRY ASKING DR SETT FOR MANLY ADVICE YOU SWIZZLE STICK.

THIS!! (BTW, I wonder the percentage of Jesda quotes that are quoted then followed by the word "THIS"...the numbers are probably astounding)

Anyway, talk to your pappy about how to get some tang. My father still Hi-fives me on a regular basis for some of the things that I have accomplished.

[Bmore-coupe]

... If all else fails, say that you are that David Archuleta kid from American Idol.

[Bubba1]

im tired of posting my personal life on the forum

i get upset talking about what happened between me and the girl, but basically im deep in the friend zone and she hooked up with a guy in front of me after leading me on and letting me develop emotions. I am trying to help myself further by reading books on dating advice and picked up this book which I recommend everyone reading
http://www.amazon.com/Game-Penetrating- ... 0060554738
Im on to the next one. At least this time I didnt get used, and I still have a friend. Im just pissed and torn apart.

You realize you just contradicted yourself. You say you're tired of posting about your personal life, then immediately tell us about your latest failure in your personal life, WHICH WE PREDICTED. You've got a weird obsession. A silly book or weird sex forum is not going to tell you anything that we haven't already advised you, and I've tried to give you more advice than I care to count. You're not going to get a real GF until you change your ways, kid. It's that simple.

Jesda raised a great issue, is there a reason why you haven't consulted your father?

And lastly, in your previous post, you asked us why you're creepy, we answered it. Do you understand now?? Please respond.

[Bubba1]

Here is the problem with this statement: As much as we appreciate you looking out for what we should be reading, here is the reality,NONE OF US ARE HAVING TROUBLE GETTING LAID, AND WE ARE TRYING TO HELP YOU.

This is ridiculous....

But I am still entertained.

THIS!!!^

[themadscientist]

Just a quick question to TMS. Is this where that joke came from in Billy Madison. I never got that part.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SSWhEuW ... re=related[/youtube]

I remember that scene. Bushemi is a strange dude. "why do I have be Mr. Pink?"

[numbnuts240]

wait, nala has a black belt, right?

[numbnuts240]

need more advice?



shouldn't be too hard for you. you're already halfway there with your fag-hawk and all that "product" you have in your closet area.