Need help with girls?

[naladude911]

wow that was a good analogy. I believe I am near the top of the friend ladder. And girls do think I am attractive, Ive heard her friends call me hot.

I am deep in the friend zone. It is going to take some work to get out of it

[ADDirishboy]

Don't just automatically assume you are so close to the top of the ladder. You haven't known this girl very long at all. You are midway at best. Like I said, it takes LOTS of time to be able to make it to the point where you can try to get to the other side. Don't try and rush it because you THINK you are near the top. Again, try and jump to early, and you'll end up on neither.

[naladude911]

what if she gets really intoxicated and starts giving me hints and my instincts take over

[ADDirishboy]

This is where the creepy part of you comes out. Don't hang around a party waiting for her to get drunk so you can take advantage of her in her inebriated state. Do you really want your first time to be with some hammered girl at a party, who is imagining you're someone who is on the boyfriend/sextoy ladder?

Again Nala, if you're just wanting sex, don't bother with this girl. Stay friends with her if she is cool, but go try for someone else if you're only goal here is put your d in her p.

[PoorManQ45]

wow that was a good analogy. I believe I am near the top of the friend ladder. And girls do think I am attractive, Ive heard her friends call me hot.

I am deep in the friend zone. It is going to take some work to get out of it

Stephen, the people that are near the top of that friend latter are her best friends that she has known since kindergarten!

Do you really want your first time to be with some hammered girl at a party, who is imagining you're someone who is on the boyfriend/sextoy ladder?

If you want to administer surprise buttsechs you do!

[numbnuts240]

WHAT THE f*** IS YOUR OBSESSION OVER THIS b****? YES, I CALLED HER A b****. WANNA DEFEND HER HONOR? HOW MANY f*** TIMES DID HEAVY AND I TELL YOU TO LET IT GO? YOU REFUSED, AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENED. KID, YOUR EXISTENCE ALONE URGES ME TO GET MEDIEVAL ON A MOTHER FLOWER. PLEASE STOP BEING.

[Bubba1]

im tired of posting my personal life on the forum

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For a kid that's tired posting so much about his personal life on this forum, you don;t appear to have slowed down.

[FutureDRFTer]

what if she gets really intoxicated and starts giving me hints and my instincts take over

That is, by definition, rape. No.

[Bubba1]

what if she gets really intoxicated and starts giving me hints and my instincts take over

you asked for examples when you're creepy? your "instincts" for preying on drunk girls is a huge one, and the fact you still don't recognize that is even worse. Hopefully, when you get charged with sexual assault, it'll sink into your skull.

[IBCoupe]

This chick is coming.

I really have my doubts.

Nala, try what I did: find a chick that doesn't speak English all that well, and get her into a committed relationship before she figures out that you're socially inept. I have lots of sex. Of course, I'm still socially inept, but whaddayagonnado? She's resigned herself to it; I call that a win.

EDIT: Then again, I sort of stumbled accidentally down that path. Making it into a real plan might make you even more of a creepster. Ignore everything I just said.

[numbnuts240]

yet another example as to why you just can't trust the jews

[IBCoupe]

Yeah! We should have some kind of label so you can see us coming.



...what a way to start the page!

[numbnuts240]

i f*** love you. sooooo....wanna go halfsies on a phlumpkin?

[sx moneypit]

Yeah! We should have some kind of label so you can see us coming.



...what a way to start the page!

[IBCoupe]

i f**king love you. sooooo....wanna go halfsies on a phlumpkin?

That's it. I can't study any more tonight. Does that mean we each do half of the acts required for a phlumpkin?

[numbnuts240]

i'm game for a circle phlumpkin.

[IBCoupe]

I don't know if I can conference-call.

Nala, pay attention. These are the kinds of conversations that get chicks to drop trou'. Write this down.

[numbnuts240]

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[troskinatior]

People gotta stop calling nala a creeper and s*** because then he will leave again and I wont have any more lulz, now Im not saying stop messing with him im saying keep it to a appropriate level but no one has to lisen to me so carry on

[IBCoupe]

Hey, if the foo shxts.

[numbnuts240]

seppuku is hardcore. nala is not.

[tiger-SE-R]

http://www.theattractionforums.com/18-2 ... -asap.html

Guess your advice isn't good enough. He made another thread seeking help from people with more "game" than we have

She pays for her own things, we just hang out

Havent you said on more than one occasion that you buy her dinner, lunch, weed? Shes using you. MOVE ON

[IBCoupe]

If it didn't require that I sign up on "The Attraction Forums," I'd so respond there.

[sldewyz]

what if she gets really intoxicated and starts giving me hints and my instincts take over

http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri= ... A_E-u4exQA

Someones watched this part too many times

[troskinatior]

WAIT! This is the same girl? the "pot head lets take a joyride in your cool car" girl?

If it didn't require that I sign up on "The Attraction Forums," I'd so respond there.

I thought about it to but didnt cuz I had to sign up

[Bubba1]

People gotta stop calling nala a creeper and s*** because then he will leave again and I wont have any more lulz, now Im not saying stop messing with him im saying keep it to a appropriate level but no one has to lisen to me so carry on

He's too obsessive to leave. What do you consider an appropriate level of creepiness?

[Rev_D21]

Nala, chop off your d!ck, problem solved. You are so dumb I am surprised you have lived this long.

[uber240times2]

I'll willingly apologize for the misread, but please... PLEASE stop trying to get drunk girls. If you're looking for someone your going to really be able to connect with after having sex with them, while they're drunk is not going to be the person your looking for. If you're looking for some one who's going to care about you, you need to get to know the person first. I really honestly hope you read this. Life really isn't all about getting laid, it seems like you want some one who's going to care about you back. That probably won't happen from meeting and getting it on with some girl at a party who's drunk. It's gonna happen with some one you feel comfortable being around. You really just gotta wait it out and wait for it to happen.

[Jesda]

This chick is coming.

I really have my doubts.

Nala, try what I did: find a chick that doesn't speak English all that well, and get her into a committed relationship before she figures out that you're socially inept. I have lots of sex. Of course, I'm still socially inept, but whaddayagonnado? She's resigned herself to it; I call that a win.

EDIT: Then again, I sort of stumbled accidentally down that path. Making it into a real plan might make you even more of a creepster. Ignore everything I just said.

[troskinatior]

People gotta stop calling nala a creeper and s*** because then he will leave again and I wont have any more lulz, now Im not saying stop messing with him im saying keep it to a appropriate level but no one has to lisen to me so carry on

He's too obsessive to leave. What do you consider an appropriate level of creepiness?

I think a appropriate level of creepiness is one time per month but nala is at a good 1+ time a day.
And i ment a appropriate level of making fun him, now it can be fun just dont blow it out of proportion lol